#incorrect malira quotes

[incorrectsterekquotes]

stiles: the floor is lava!

malia: [helps kira up onto the counter]

isaac: [kicks jackson off the couch]

derek, looking into the camera: as you can see, there are two types of people

#hale pack #incorrect quotes #stiles stilinski #malira #jisaac

[misfittq]

Allison: Malia doesn’t look very happy.

Kira: That's their happy. They're just a bitch.

——————

Malia: So how’s the food Allison made?

Kira: It's great! Compliments to them.

Malia: *goes to the kitchen*

Malia: You're adorable.

Allison: *blushes*

——————

Allison: And now for a gay update with Kira and Malia.

Kira: Getting gayer.

Allison: Thank you, Kira.

——————

Malia: Kira, why is Allison intruding on our cuddle time?

Allison: Kira, why is Malia intruding on our cuddle time?

Kira, in distress: Please… I have two hands…

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Malia: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Allison: Wasn’t Kira with you?

Kira: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Malia: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Kira: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Malia: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Allison, on a walkie talkie: This is Allison, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Kira: Did you take out Allison as I requested?

Malia: Allison has been taken out, yes.

Kira: You have my grat-

Malia: It was a great restaurant.

Malia: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Malia: Allison proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

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Kira: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Malia: It’s my turn to cuddle Allison.

Kira: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

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Kira: So, how long have you and Malia been together?

Allison: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Malia and I are not together. No. No.

Kira: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

#kira yukimura #allison argent #malia tate #malia hale #malira #allira #mallison #mallira ?? #not entirely sure what the ot3 ship name is #incorrect quotes #teen wolf incorrect quotes #mallirason #?? #malirason #??? #robin posts ✉️

[theking-mustdie]

about me🩷:

- my name is becca!

- [she/her]

- eighteen

- requests are open! check out what i do and don’t do at the bottom of this post!

- lesbian

- i’m passionate about bringing more wlw representation into fandoms and campaigning for better treatment of amazing women within stories!

- not a multishipper

fandom🩷:

- teen wolf

- CoD

- marvel

- the artful dodger

- dps

- hunger games

ships🩷:

- thiam

- sciassac

- malira

- stydia

- stucky

- spideypool

- dodgerfox

- anderperry

- everlark

what i do🩷:

- reposts

- little idea blurbs

- one shots

- text posts

- incorrect quotes

- fun situations

- anything fun! it can be angsty, but i love happy endings!

what i don’t do🩷:

- art (untalented!)

- detailed nsfw stories

- in depth, developed stories

- surrogate lily

- anything harmful to the women of fandoms

#hello! #everyone has been so sweet! #thought i should introduce myself!

[wxlfi3]

Malia: So.

Malia: Kira kissed me today.

Stiles: Did you kiss her back?

Malia: No, I kissed her mouth.

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf #malia tate #malia hale #kira yukimura #malira #stiles stilinski #incorrect malira quotes #malia having no grasp of human interaction is my favourite thing #like oblivious malia? #yes please #malia taking words literally? #double yes please #stiles would say something like: ‘kira is living in a bubble most of the time.’ #and then malia would go to kira and say: ‘when did you start living in a bubble? i didn’t know bubbles can be lived in. #find me a bubble to live in together.’

[perachelsource]

Kira: I’m sorry, Malia, but I’m straight.

Malia: You’re not straight.

Kira: Yes, I am.

Malia: Want to test that theory? [removes shirt]

Kira:

Kira: I am not straight.

#source: tumblr #teen wolf #tw #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect tw quotes #kira yukimura #malia tate #malira #incorrect malira quotes #malia x kira #kira x malia #malia tate x kira yukimura #kira yukimura x malia tate #teen wolf season 4 #teen wolf season 5

[multifandomnonsense]

Malia: I don’t get why we need driver’s training. Driving is just like Mario Kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

Kira: Please never drive

#teen wolf #incorrect quotes #malia hale #malia tate #kira yukimura #malira

[when-they-write-stuff]

Kira: So, this guy has been bothering me-

Malia: Kill him.

Kira:

Malia, softer: I kill him for you?

#malira #teen wolf #teen wolf incorrect quotes #sterek #the hale pack #the hale pack incorrect quotes #malia hale #malia tate #kira yukimura #malia x kira

[letthestorieslive]

Malia/Jackson/Theo : Kira/Stiles/Liam doesn’t really need to be protected, I mean I will beat the shit out of anyone who thinks it’s a good idea to mess up with my baby, but she/he is capable of anything

#kira : cute but will end you #stiles : beware of the bat #liam : strongest beta #malira #stackson #thiam #incorrect quote #teen wolf

[the-bisexual-twin]

Theo: you’re saying that my life is worth less because I don’t conform to society’s heteronormative standards?

Malia: no, I’m saying your life is worth less because you’re a piece of shit.

Malia: also, how dare you assume I’m straight, you piece of shit.

Malia: I have a whole ass girlfriend.

#teen wolf #theo raeken #gay theo raeken #thiam #malia tate #malia hale #pansexual malia tate #malira #kira yukimura #liam dunbar #incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes

[allisonagrent]

kira: do you take constructive criticism ?

malia: i only take cash or credit

#ill stop now #malia tate #kira yukimura #malira #teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes

[incorrectsterekquotes]

kira, holding a rock: malia just gave this to me and said, "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock."

erica: If you don't marry her, I will.

#malira #incorrect quotes #malia tate #kira yukimura #erica reyes

[fandomidiot]

Malia: do you think the others know about us?

Kira: *kisses Malia* nah babe. they don't suspect a thing

~LATER~

Kira: MALIA TOOK ME ON A NOT-DATE AND GOT ME VERY BEAUTIFUL PLATONIC FLOWERS AND I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART!!!

Kira: as a friend of course

The pack: right....

#incorrect quotes #teen wolf #incorrect tw quotes #kira yukimura #mccall pack #malira #malia tate

[mccall-fam-on-crack]

Kira: Do you like my outfit?

Malia: Not as much as I like what’s under it.

Kira: Malia!

Malia; No I need your chair, I need to hit Liam with it, get up.

#Source: I don't know #incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf #kira yukimura #malia tate #malira

[chcrrysprite]

malia 🤝 theo

#(this is my ig i didnt steal this aksnjsns) #thiam #malira #malia tate #theo raeken #kira yukimura #liam dunbar #incorrect thiam quotes #theo x liam #liam x theo #kira x malia #malia x kira #teen wolf

[userchappell]

Kira: Hello?

Malia: What!?

Kira: Why you mad?

Malia: Because Peter flushed my fucking gold fish down the toilet, man. I'm pissed.

Kira: How much you spent for that?

Malia: 58 cents.

Kira: Oh.

#Teen Wolf #Malia Tate #Malia Hale #Kira Yukimura #Peter Hale #Malira #Malia x Kira #Kira x Malia #incorrect tw quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf incorrect quotes #Source: Best In Class

[multifandomnonsense]

Malia: Get into the Halloween spirit and make a ghost

Kira: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it’s illegal

#teen wolf #incorrect quotes #malia hale #malia tate #kira yukimura #malira