#incorrect mötley crüe quotes

[starry-eyed-extraterrestrial]

Tommy: So what was the great depression like?

Mick:...it was fine

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[tommyleeswife]

Tommy: Didn't you die?!

Nikki: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

#i’m sorry but i had to #nikki sixx #tommy lee #motley crue #mötley crüe #motley crue incorrect quotes

[thequeenofthedirt]

Third Mötley Crüe incorrect quotes!💜

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[snonkerdoodlefizzy221b]

Mick: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.

Mick, gesturing to Nikki and Vince fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

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[lunesispunk]

Tommy learning how to drive

Mick: alright, you're going down the road

Tommy: yeah

Mick: let me finish

Mick: there's an old man and a boy standing in the road

Tommy: why is there an old man in the road

Mick: SHUT UP!

Mick: -sighs- they're in the road. What do you hit?

Tommy: the old man, duh

Nikki: I'd hit the kid

Vince: no seriously....why is grandpa in the fucking road?

Mick: the brakes. YOU HIT THE BRAKES!!!!

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[saint-gerard-of-arc]

Nikki: You ever wonder what's like to be a shrimp?

Vince: Wh-

Nikki: Me neither, freak

Vince: HUH?!

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[mxliv-oftheendless]

Tommy and Nikki: *doing drugs*

Doc: Alright, you gotta stop with the drug taking!

Tommy: Miss me with that gay shit!

Doc: WHAT GAY SHIT?? THE LAW??

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[enterssandmans]

mötley crüe x reader incorrect quotes! (p.3)!

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Y/N: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Mick : No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

Y/N: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Tommy : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Y/N: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Y/N: Is having a penis fun?

Tommy : It has its ups and downs.

Nikki: Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Mick: It’s a pain in the ass.

Vince: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

Tommy: I’m an idiot.

Y/N :

Nikki:

Mick:

Vince:

Tommy :

Y/N : If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Vince: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

Vince, to Y/N: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Tommy, to Mick: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Nikki: There are two types of people.

*The Crüe’s cooking skills*

Y/N: *master chef*

Tommy: *knows a few recipes*

Mick: *can follow instructions on a box*

Vince: *made toast once*

Nikki: *banned from the kitchen*

Nikki: Excuse me but have you ever been arrested

Y/N: Yeah, how could you tell

Nikki: I was gonna say it’s illegal to be that cute, but now i’m curious

Y/N: Aggravated assault

Mick: How did none of you heard what I just said?

Y/N: I’ve been zoned out for the past 2 and a half hours

Tommy: I got distracted about halfway through

Vince: Ignoring you was a conscious decision

#nikki sixx #tommy lee #mick mars #motley crue x reader #motley crue #vince neil x reader #vince neil #nikki sixx x reader #tommy lee x reader #mick mars x reader

[incorrectcrue]

about the admin 🫶🏻

i’m 19 and i’m absolutely fixated on mötley crüe at the moment, so i might post about them constantly. 😭

basically i post incorrect mötley crüe quotes… take that as you will. this is only for fun and for my own enjoyment!!

my dms are always open for requests or if you just want to say hey :) my asks are also 100% open!

that’s pretty much it honestly. stream theatre of pain 🫶🏻

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[lord-of-the-weird]

Nikki Sixx: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Doc McGhee: its called Arson and those people are called witnesses

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[starry-eyed-extraterrestrial]

Mick: What am I allergic to?

Tommy: Bright lights and a full spectrum of human emotion.

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[tommyleeswife]

Mick: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Crüe: Awwww-

Mick: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Crüe: Oh.

#mick mars #tommy lee #nikki sixx #vince neil #motley crue #mötley crüe #motley crue incorrect quotes

[thequeenofthedirt]

Finished reading The Dirt so more Mötley Crüe!💜

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[snonkerdoodlefizzy221b]

Nikki: sapnu puaS.

Vince: What??

Tommy: What language is that.

Nikki: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Mick removed Nikki from the groupchat*

#mötley crüe #nikki sixx #vince neil #mick mars #tommy lee #source: incorrect quotes generator

[incorrect80sbandquotes]

Nikki, frantically entering the room: Tommy, I think the FBI might be watching me!

Tommy: What? Why would they be watching you? You’re not a girl.

Nikki: What? What does that have to door with anything?

Tommy: It’s the Female Body Inspector Agency. Duh!

Nikk: *Stammers* Did you read that off a shirt or something?

Tommy, checking out Nikki and shaking his head: Mmm, there’s not much to look at. I wouldn’t worry if I was you.

Nikki: First of all, fuck you.

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[saint-gerard-of-arc]

Vince: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up!

Nikki: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

#and at that point vince clocks him in the teeth #nikki sixx #vince neil #mötley crüe #vinikki #incorrect motley crue quotes #source: tumblr