#incorrect loona

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

*Haseul trying to introduce the Loona members*

Hasuel: So this is my first one, Heejin, and then we have my second, Hyunjin. Then we have my youngest Yeojin, and my dearest Vivi

The interviewer: My?

Haseul: Then we have Kim Lip, Jinsoul and lovely Choerry who aren't really my kids but kinda are

The interviewer: Wow, that's a lo-

Haseul: Then there's Yves, Chuu, Gowon and Hyeju-

The interviewer: ...Jesus

Haseul: Oh, He has nothing to do with this. And then we have TripleS who are really starting to-

The interviewer: Oh come on?!

#incorrect quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop #kpop gg #incorrect loona #loona #tripleS #haseul #heejin #hyunjin #yeojin #vivi #kim lip #jinsoul #choerry #yves #chuu #gowon #hyeju

[girlgroupincorrects]

heejin, texting: hey guess what

haseul: what?

heejin: guess

haseul: just tell me

heejin: hyunjin is in the hospital

haseul: WHAT

haseul: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GUESS THAT??

heejin: lol she says hi

#source: tumblr #loona #incorrect loona #incorrect loona quotes #loona 1/3 #heejin #jeon heejin #haseul #jo haseul #hyunjin #kim hyunjin

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 2/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 /14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21

#helluva boss #I uhhhhh sorry for the angst #It will happen again #Blitzwhore shitposts #Helluva boss as textposts #helluva boss incorrect quotes #helluva boss memes #Helluva boss shitposts #Stolitz #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva boss millie #helluva boss moxxie #helluva boss loona #blitzfizz #fizzblitz #no image description #loona helluva boss #moxxie helluva boss #millie helluva boss #stolas helluva boss #blitz helluva boss #fizzaroli helluva boss

[dramamines]

Blitz: Did Stolas just tell me he loved me for the first time? Loona: Yeah, he did. Blitz: And did I just do finger guns back? Loona: Yeah, you did.

#ballena rambles #helluva boss #helluva boss incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect helluva boss quotes #stolitz #blitz #helluva boss blitz #blitzø #blitzo #blitzo buckzo #stolas goetia #stolas ars goetia #loona #loona helluva boss #helluva loona #helluva boss loona #blitz x stolas #stolas x blitz

[ladymiraclewings]

Loona: Blitz and Stolas's wedding will be the wedding of the century! Fizzarolli: Took about that long to happen.

#helluva boss #helluva boss incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #loona #fizzarolli #stolitz #stolas #blitz #blitzo #source: the nanny

[mooncalf87]

Stolas: I sometimes feel as though Blitz doesn't listen to me

Octavia and Loona: he doesn't listen to a lot of people, dad

Blitz: (head banging to Mozart in the corner)

Stolas: hm.

#source: my brain #stolas helluva boss #stolitz #helluva boss stolas #stolas goetia #helluva stolas #stolas #blitzø #helluva boss blitz #blitz #blitzo #loona helluva boss #loona #loona hellhound #octavia helluva boss #octavia goetia #helluva boss incorrect quotes

[peppercheeni]

drew this a while back because @dramamines textpost cracked me up

#stolitz #helluva boss #loona #blitzø #stolas #incorrect quotes #dramamines #helluva boss fanart

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Blitz and Loona having a disagreement at IMP)

Blitz (Puts hands on hips and angrily yells): I can't believe you're going to leave after all we've been through and all that I've done for you!

Loona (Glares): And who told you that?

Blitz (Gestures to his right): Moxxie.

Loona (Raises an eyebrow): And do you always trust what Moxxie says?

Blitz (Emphatically says): Hell no! Moxxie's a total dumbass!

Moxxie (-_-)

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(Mammon trying to stop Asmodeus from getting a special gift for Fizzarolli, but both get stuck in tight spaces while they evade each other due to their large sizes)

Mammon (Growls as he struggles): You're being crazy! All this for one imp!

Asmodeus (Finally manages to wiggle free): I told you Mammon, I'll do anything to perk up my little man! (Runs off)

Mammon (Grimaces and shouts at Asmodeus): You gotta know how gross that sounds in your underwear!

#blitz #helluva boss blitz #blitzo #helluva boss blitzo #moxxie #helluva boss moxxie #loona #helluva boss loona #helluva boss asmodeus #asmodeus #mammon #helluva boss mammon #fizzmodeus #fizzarozzie #ozzarolli #fizzozzie #fizzarolli #helluva boss fizzarolli #incorrect quotes #incorrect helluva boss quotes #helluva boss #vivziepop #XD #funny #brookyln nine nine #brooklyn 99 #south park

[wisefoxluminary]

Stolas: I’ll go wake up Blitzy. *Running to wake him up* Blitzy, oh Blitzy!

Loona: I wouldn’t do that.

Blitzø: *Pulls out gun and points it at Stolas* Aaahh what the fuck!!!

Stolas: No, no, no! Blitzy, it's me. It's me.

Loona: I told you. He's an angry sleeper. Like a bear.

#helluva boss #blitzø #stolas #loona #stolitz #helluva boss incorrect quotes #source: supernatural

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Choerry: I'm sending good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them

Kim Lip:

Kim Lip: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up

#incorrect kpop #incorrect quotes #kpop #kpop gg #incorrect loona #odd eye circle #oec #artms #loona #kim lip #choerry

[girlgroupincorrects]

jinsoul: why are there broken condoms on our couch?

kim lip: would you please call our children by their real names

#source: tumblr #loona #incorrect loona #incorrect loona quotes #oec #jinsoul #jung jinsol #kim lip #kim jungeun #lipsoul

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 10/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21

#helluva boss #Helluva boss as textposts #Blitzwhore shitposts #Helluva boss memes #Helluva boss meme #helluva boss incorrect quotes #blitz helluva boss #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss stolas #stolas helluva boss #stolitz #helluva boss moxxie #moxxie helluva boss #millie helluva boss #helluva boss millie #loona helluva boss #helluva boss loona #octavia helluva boss #helluva boss octavia

[helluva-insomniac]

Blitzø: *holding a negative covid test* Y’all i’m pregnant

#helluva boss #blitzo #stolas #stolitz #moxxie #helluva loona #helluva millie #hazbin hotel #helluva incorrect quotes

[dramamines]

Loona: Where's Millie? Blitzo: Don't worry, I'll find them. Blitzo, shouting: Moxxie sucks! Millie, distantly: Moxxie is the best person ever! Fuck you! Blitzo: Found them.

#ballena rambles #helluva boss #loona helluva boss #blitzø #blitzo helluva boss #moxxie knolastname #moxxie #helluva millie #millie helluva boss #moxxie x millie #millie x moxxie #m&m #helluva boss incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Stolas, to Y/n about their vampire book: I’m little stump here, the plots a bit stale...Don’t get me wrong, dear. I love the dynamic Lydia and Ryley have, But there needs to be some passionate conflict...

Y/n, thinking: Oh! Well... Ryley is Bi so how about a love triangle with a male werewolf?

Stolas: Yes, on the love triangle, but a werewolf is a bit cliché... 

Y/n: (Snaps fingers) Oh! how about a were-alligator? Ryley is Louisianan, His name could be Jaune and he runs a flower-shop, cos Ryley loves flowers.

Stolas, jumping in his chair excitedly: ..Oh!-Hoho! I love it! He and Ryley could’ve had a past relationship, he made the shop for her! 

(They start drafting out the chapters.)

[If anyone’s lost this quote is a sequel to this ]

#helluva boss incorrect quotes #helluva boss x reader #stolas x reader #platonic ship #helluva loona #helluva stolas #helluva boss

[xdeath-by-poisonx]

Millie: "Uh.. Blitz.. why are you naked?"

Blitz, taking a sip of his morning coffee: "Fucked if I know, Mills. Ask your husband."

Moxxie, from the other room: "That is not what I meant by casual Fridays, sir!"

#helluva boss #helluva boss fandom #helluva boss incorrect quotes #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss moxxie #helluva boss millie #blitzø #moxxie #millie #hb incorrect quotes #its loona's day off dont worry 😂