#incorrect legolas

[achillyscomedown]

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[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

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[bilbo-baggins-is-a-fcking-vibe]

I love the hair braiding trope, but there is some serious debate about whether it's dwarves who have the hair-braiding customs or elves, so I'm here to settle that once and for all.

Legolas, hoping they just seem friendly and doesn't know dwarves have the same hair customs: Hey Gimli, could I help with your hair?

Gimli, hoping he just seems friendly and doesn't know elves have the same hair customs: Uh, sure!

Aragorn, who knows that hair braiding is romantic for both elves and dwarves: ......... WHat

#lotr #lotr shitpost #legolas #aragorn #gimli #lotr incorrect quotes #lotr memes #legolas x gimli #gigolas #hair braiding trope #swags says a thing

[autistook]

LOTR + tumblr posts

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[braxix]

Aragorn: *Listening to the ground* Yes! That way!

Legolas: The wind whispers and the leaves tell me that our hunt is near.

Gimli: I have weird friends, but they're my friends and I wouldn't change them for the world.

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[curufiin]

aragorn trying to listen to the dirt:

legolas being rejuvenated by smelling a tree:

gimli: what the hell is wrong with these two

#lotr #lord of the rings #aragorn #gimli #legolas #incorrect quotes

[a-sneaky-bagginses]

Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."

Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"

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[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Ngl, obsessed with the idea that the questers know that legolas is, if not thousands of years, then centuries old, but it not regestering until he mentions having met their ancestor or a historical figure to them. It doesn’t help that legolas looks like a teenager.

Just like that scene with eowyn realizing aragorn is a legit grandpa but with legolas and the rest of the walkers instead.

Legolas: i never had the pleasure of having a conversation with the man, but from the brief glimpses of (insert boromir’s ancestor from 1000 years ago here) that i saw, he was an honorable man.

Boromir, bluescreening: yes, he was known as quite the chivalrous man. But for you to have met him you must be at least a thousand years old!

Legolas: *clicks tongue and doesn’t say anything with an amused smile*

Aragorn, who has gone through all these emotions already: older.

Gimli: Older?? Are you telling me that this beardless, pointy elf with a face of a teenager is, what? 2000?

Aragorn: more.

Gimli: MORE???

Merry: if he is close to 3000 years than he was probably born around the last war for the ring!

Legolas, enjoying this all immensely: i was old enough to fight in it actually.

Pippin: alright, so legolas is 3000 and a few centuries. That’s a lot older than i thought to be honest. He looked like the youngest elf in rivendale.

Legolas: i’m 4000, actually.

Gimli: GODDAMN IT! I knew we shouldn’t trust these babyfaced point ears! You can’t even tell their age!

Legolas: if it makes you feel better, other elves also have a hard time discerning the age of silvans. They’ve routinely thought of mine to be millenia younger that we actually are.

Boromir, having an existential crisis: what the fuck

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[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Legolas: Even better!

Y/n: What the fuck did you-

Legolas: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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[incorrect-tolkien-quotes]

Legolas: I kissed Gimli.

Aragorn: Wow.

Aragorn: I owe Gandalf so much money.

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[glorf1ndel]

Elrond: Okay, so, Glorfindel can't join the Fellowship because he literally glows in the dark and would alert Sauron to everyone's location. Elves with such awesome power must stay behind. Legolas, you shall go.

Legolas: :)

Legolas: ...

Legolas: Wait >:(

#I'm sorry Leggy XD #Also: Glorfindel glowing in the corner like a disappointed firefly #lotr #lord of the rings #elrond #elrond peredhel #legolas #glorfindel #incorrect lord of the rings quotes

[achillyscomedown]

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[nihilizzzm]

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 3, i do not intend to stop

*three hunters at night*

Legolas: i love you Gimli

Gimli: yeah, i love you too

*silence*

Legolas: we both love you as well, Estel

Aragorn: thanks, i was starting to feel left out

— — — —

Bard: you know, i wish you would just admit that you made a mistake

Thranduil, stirring his coffee with passion: i PREFERE it with salt

— — — —

Pippin, excited: hey Boromir, we made you a friendship bracelet!

Merry, also excited: *showing boromir a very ugly, yet made with love bracelet*

Boromir: Yeah, you know… i’m not really jewellery person…

Pippin: oh… it’s okay…

Merry: it’s fine, you don’t have to wear it…

Boromir: No. I’m gonna wear it forever, back off.

— — — —

Legolas: whoops-

Aragorn: whoops? WHOOPS? We are far past the ‘whoops’ situation! ‘Whoops’ is but a distant speck in the review mirror! We are firmly in the ‘oh fuck’ territory and i expect you to ACT LIKE IT!!

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[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Consider.

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[autistook]

LOTR + text posts

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[nolonger-roses]

Imagine the fellowship playing monopoly

Aragorn is the only one behaving like an adult and making everyone pay and this game is taking all of his lifetime and willpower

Sam and frodo have an alliance (they don't want to be the reason the other loses so they are a team)

Merry and Pippin are the devils. They want to win so they will make you suffer, they will buy anything they can even if that makes them poor and they will laugh at your face if you end up in their propety

Gandalf also wants to win so he buysthe expensives properties and waits until someone falls

Boromir didn't know how a fun afternoon playing games could turn into something like this. He beggins excelently and then he is in debt to pippin and merry

Gimli is taking it seriously. He balances what to buy and how to procede (and he wants to beat Legolas)

Legolas doesn't know what he is doing and he is winning somehow

#lotr #this is a cry for help #of course gimli is proud of legolas but #gimli #legolas #the fellowship of the ring #frodo #incorrect quotes #sam #samfro #gigolas #aragorn #hobbit