Sophie, heavily: Well, we’ve been looking for three days. I give up. Keefe isn’t coming back.
Ro, frowning: Well I’m never giving up.
Sophie: Why not?
Ro: Because looking forever is much easier than me finding a new best friend.
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Mr Forkle: how did you make it out?
Sophie: I'm a lateral thinker.
Mr Forkle: meaning you used one of your many special abiliti-
Sophie: I broke a window.
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Keefe, texting Sophie: hey Sophie would you still like me if I was a worm
Sophie: um yeah lol?
Keefe: ok good because some stuff has happened
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OKAY HEAR ME OUT- sophie and crew as ordinary humans. it would be really interesting
elves dont exist. special abilities, mallowmelt, birth fund, none of that. BUT everything elvin is translated into normal stuff
so biana's a vanisher? nah. she's really good at hiding in plain sight, and just lurking in the shadows.
sophie and fitz are telepaths?nope. they have really strong intuitions about what others are thinking
the elvin birth fund thing? doesn't exist. sophie and crew just happen to come from a really good country and they're also rich
grady's a mesmer? no to that. he's just really manipulative
light leaping? (its a lil wonky) super fast car/thing that runs on sunlight/moonlight
mallowmelt? desserts fused together and made with love
thank you- goodnight
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Sophie, about to confront the Neverseen: I think we're missing something.
Fitz: Teamwork?
Biana: Cohesion?
Tam: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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How do you feel about Kenric being a burnt chicken nugget
YOU ASSHOLE.
you are so fucked up. why would you do this? i can't believe you've done this. this is wrong on so many levels
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ur hot
I'll assume you're talking to my pet banshee, Bullhorn, in which case, yes, he is hot. Bullhorn is the hottest stuff.
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happy father's day mr rock man
thank you, my child
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Incorrect keeper quote
Tam: Hey Keefe, wanna know your gay name?
Keefe: my gay name?
Tam: Yeah, it's your first name
Keefe: Ha-
Tam: *gets down on one knee* and my last name
Keefe: I-
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If I get this post to 2.3k notes before February CHRISTMAS (maybe extended) I’ll reveal a secret identity
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[After finding out about his crush on Husk]
Cherri: I can’t believe you’re getting worked up about some guy!
Angel Dust, absolutely smitten: This one is different! He’s honest and sweet!
Cherri, rolling her eye: Please…
Angel Dust: And he would never do anything to hurt me!
Cherri: HE’S A GUY!!
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Sophie: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Fitz: Maybe we would, if you would STOP TELEPORTING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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Tam: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Dex: I trust Sophie
Keefe: You think she knows what she's doing?
Dex: I wouldn't go that far
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Keefe: If you water water, it grows.
Tam: ...what
Dex: He's got a point.
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Sophie: Keefe, could you pass the salt please?
Keefe: *throws Tam across the table*
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