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chiarrara · 16 days
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JJK V1 | JJK V2 | Yuri On Ice
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pinkheichou · 3 months
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Itadori: Help I lost my boyfriend Megumi
Police: Okay describe him to me
Itadori: *tearing up* He's beautiful
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whispers-of-lilith · 9 months
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Toji: *dies*
Gojo: *staring at Megumi* "welp, dis my son now."
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Gojo: Remember at our wedding when you said you’d take me for better or worse from that day forward until death shall part us?
Geto: Satoru, what did you do?
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itzjustkoi · 15 days
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Sukuna: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind. Yuji: Thank god. Sukuna: Shut up, brat.
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bachirasm · 9 months
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shoko texting gojo post-kfc break up
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shoukohime · 9 months
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geto: why are you lying on the floor?
gojo: I have depression
gojo: also I've been stabbed, can you get shoko
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slaytism · 15 days
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Geto: I think im in love with Gojo
Shoko:
Geto:
Geto: any thoughts?
Shoko: and prayers, you're going to need them
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Itadori: Made you all playlists! Itadori: megumi, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Itadori: nanami, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Itadori: And gojo has the ABBA Gold album.
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villain-philia · 2 years
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Yuuji: I’m bisexual, which means I can only like two people in my life
Nobara: I don’t think that’s what—
Yuuji: I chose Jennifer Lawrence and Fushiguro
Megumi: Sounds good to me!
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chiarrara · 16 days
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JJK V2 | JJK V1 | Yuri On Ice
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pinkheichou · 3 months
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Gojo: These flowers look so amazing.
Geto: Yeah
Gojo: I want to give them to the most amazing person that exists. You know who that is?
Geto: *blushes* Who?
Gojo: Me
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whispers-of-lilith · 8 months
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Toji: "I like my partners submissive."
You: "Tf am I submitting to? Poverty from your gambling addiction?"
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itzjustkoi · 15 days
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Maki: You're smiling. What happened? Yuta: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Panda: Inumaki fell down the stairs today and yelled "FUCKING HELL" instead of "Caviar".
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