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#incorrect jennifer walters
skylarinfinity · 9 months
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[having breakfast together]
m/n: [take a sip of his tea] isn't it weird how we pay money to see other people?
jennifer: [look at m/n confused] didn't we talk about this before? are you buying new glasses?
m/n: [shake his head] no i mean like prostitute, concerts and movies.
jennifer: what-
author notes yes this is part two for the incorrect quotes before.
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broadwayfan92 · 4 months
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Before leaving for a scientist dinner/event Natasha holding up a dress: “Does this look like something the girlfriend of a scientist would wear?”
Jennifer: “I don't know, you might be the first one.”
Bruce: Fake laughing behind Jennifer
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incorrectquotesmcu · 15 days
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Wanda: Are you guys worried about Y/N?
Carol: Totally!
Kate: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled “what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!”
Jennifer: And what did you say?
Kate: “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know!”
Jennifer:
Jennifer: ...They’re lucky to have you as a friend.
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loislame84 · 3 months
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Yelena: *just finished a book and is trying to explain her feelings* is there an English word somewhere in between angry and sad?
Jen: sure… let’s see. There’s malcontent… disgruntled…miserable…discontented…unsatisfied…scorned…desolate. Any of those work for you?
Yelena: hmm I don’t know.
Kate, with the upmost confidence: smad.
Yelena: yes. Smad. I am very smad.
Jen: why do I bother?
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fandomnerd9602 · 5 days
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Loki: ever been smashed by a Hulk?
Y/N: oh yeah
Loki: it’s the worst isn’t it?
Y/N: worst? It’s the best!
Jennifer walks in…
Jennifer: hey babe wanna smash? (Winks)
Y/N: oh yeah
Jennifer picks up Y/N and walks away…
Loki:
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rhfffas · 3 months
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i'd like to see yelena and kate flirting shamelessly during a mission, and
kamala: the ship is sailing itself!!!! (*also making mental notes for future fanfics*)
cassie: help im surrounded by lesbians
america: aww you guys are disgustingly sweet
carol: im too old for this shit
sam: can we cut the gay shit and focus on the mission plz
valkyrie: shut up im enjoying this lesbian drama wanna bet how long will they keep being this oblivious? (*handing over her popcorn*)
jen: do you guys need legal advice abt inappropriate workplace relationships?
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floilee · 6 months
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(In the complex)
Bruce: I want to introduce to my cousin, also known as She-Hulk.
*Jennifer transformed enters the room*
Jennifer waving: Hey Guys!
Yelena with open mouth: Wow! You're very tall... and strong.
Jennifer: Thanks, I know it's impressive.
*Kate stopping next to the green woman, crosses arms and stretches her back*
Jennifer: Can I help you, little girl?
Kate: You're not that tall...
Peter: Forgive my friend, she has trouble controlling her jealousy *Peter whispering to Kate* Control yourself, she could crush you with just one hand.
Kate whispering quickly: I sure that without that form, she is shorter than me.
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Jen: “Man it must really suck not having a sense of humor”
Matt: “I have a sense of humor”
Jen: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh”
Matt: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny”
Jen:
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brutashasblog · 28 days
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(Bruce trying to control his anger.)
Tony, Natasha, Thor, Steve, Clint, Jennifer, Wanda & Yelena:
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gfmaximoff · 7 months
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Jennifer: Hulk was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Bruce: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Jennifer: Bruce, Hulk ate a fucking chair.
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For the “She-Hulk” show, during the episodes where Jen has to team up with Matt Murdock, I want Matt to randomly mention things that happened in the NMCU shows. He’s doing this to show that he’s a veteran at superhero work, but out of context, he sounds like a crazy person, especially to Jen who is new at being a superhero.
Example of what I mean:
Jennifer Walters: It’s no good, the place is crawling with mercenaries.
Matt Murdock: We can handle them. 
Jennifer Walters: You sure?
Matt Murdock: I once fought off a cult of immortal ninjas that wanted my friend’s glowing fist powers. This should be a cake walk compared to that.
Jennifer Walters (breaking the fourth wall): Okay, this man really is crazy. I should’ve just stayed home. 
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skylarinfinity · 9 months
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m/n: [to jennifer] isn't it weird how we pay money to other people?
jennifer: are you mean like prostitute, concert's and movies?
m/n: glasses jen, glasses...
jennifer: oh-
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broadwayfan92 · 2 years
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Jennifer is staying at the Banner-Romanoff house
Jennifer to Natasha: Your husband has been in there for an hour. It's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep and wake up and when I want to shower. I feel like I'm 16 again.
Natasha: Well, you're not 16. You're both adults now.
Jennifer to Bruce: (slamming her hand on the door) Get out, you doofus!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Wanda: Girl’s night, done right, is about female bonding, sharing problems, origin stories, secrets.
Yelena: Can’t we just drink?
Darcy: Fine. I’ll start. Ummm. I worked my way through college as a phone sex operator.
Monica: I would totally call that.
Kate: Nice.
Cassie: I used to steal cars.
Jennifer: Who’s next?
Yelena: I was forged in the bowels of hell to torture the guilty for all eternity.
Carol: Interesting share.
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loislame84 · 16 days
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*Peter, Kate and Jen are sitting outside the training room watching Yelena beat up a few dummies.*
Peter: how long do you think it’s going to be before she finally snaps and kills someone?
Jen: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened. I mean look at her.
Kate: god my girlfriend is hot.
*Peter and Jen look at her with concern…*
Kate: did I say that out loud? That was supposed to be a brain thought only. I meant to say is yeah she could kick my ass any day and I’d say thank you.
Jen, patting Kate’s arm: that’s not much better.
*Yelena turned to the window and saw the three of them staring. She rolled her eyes, opening the door.*
Yelena: if the three of you spent as much time training as Kate does drooling over my ass, we would win way more fights.
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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months
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Jennifer guides Y/N towards Bruce…
Jennifer: Bruce this is my boyfriend, Y/N
Y/N: hi
Bruce: hey. Hey I’ve seen you around! You’re the Red Hulk! Dude! You’re so amazing!
Jennifer: I think he’s pretty cool too.
Y/N: I always try to make sure civilians are safe
Bruce: respect!
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