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[incorrectmcuquotess]

Tony: Rhodey, I am so excited that you're here! It has been forever since I have been around anyone even remotely fun. [turns to the rest of the Avengers] Yes offense.

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[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Tony: I could be a robot for all you know.

Rhodey: That would be hilarious but I dont think robots can be depressed.

Tony: I-

Rhodey: FUCK, I TAKE THAT BACK.

Tony: BITCH, YOU BETTER.

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[stxphxn-strange]

Tony: Is the dishwasher running?

Stephen: No... looks like it’s standing still, maybe checking its phone to see how many steps it got on its run.

Rhodey: It can’t be that many, I’ve never seen it move faster than a jog.

Tony: ... I’m breaking up with both of you.

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[incorrecttonyquotes]

Rhodey: Look man, you know your stuff but you're like a crazy volcano. You'd have to show me you can bring it down a notch.

Tony: I'll bring it down a THOUSAND NOTCHES IF I HAVE TO!!!

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[funnyincorrectmcu]

Rhodey: Please don’t overreact. Tony: *starts digging his own grave* I’m not.

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[holograham-crackers]

That scene from BFU but it’s one of my OTPs

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[maxxioislost]

Rhodey: You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first

Tony: Bullshit. I’ve never loved myself.

Rhodey:

Tony: But you? i love you so much i forget what hating myself feels like

Rhodey:

Tony: wait, Honeybear your crying

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[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Tony, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh, seven espresso shots please

Rhodey, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

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[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Rhodey: What do you want me to look up?

Tony: Can you be cremated with your spouse?

Rhodey: Not with your spouse.

Tony: IN your spouse?

Rhodey: NO!

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[the-almighty-pen]

Tony: James Rhodes is a national treasure that I’d like steal.

Rhodey: Technically I do belong to the U.S. Air-force

Tony: Not after I’ve stolen you, you won’t.

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[quotes-of-various-fandoms]

Tony, taping a knife to DUM-E: Be free, my child.

Rhodey, two minutes later: tONES WHY-

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[incorrectmcuquotess]

Rhodey: You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter! Tony: That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You've seen all eight movies!

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[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Tony: Hug me.

Rhodey: No

Tony: Sadness, why

Rhodey: Because you're annoying

Tony: That's my whole brand. I can't change it.

Tony: Hugggg meeeeee

Rhodey:

Rhodey: No

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[stxphxn-strange]

Tony, very sad and sandwiched between Stephen and Rhodey: ugh I’m sorry y’all have to deal with my bullshit, i shouldn’t drag you into my shenanigans all the time.

Stephen: you fool, you absolute buffoon. i love you and your antics, they’re safe and fun 90% of the time

Rhodey: yeah and besides who else am i supposed to hum the mii channel song with when someone is being stupid?

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[incorrecttonyquotes]

Rhodey: Yeah hi, is there, and I'm just guessing here, some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of and have taken none of or maybe too much of today?

Tony: Oh I have a medical condition alright, it's called caring too much!! AND IT'S INCURABLE!! ...Also, I have eczema.

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[funnyincorrectmcu]

(Post-Endgame) Rhodey: Someone wanna tell me why the hell we’re letting the one-armed guy take all the risks? Tony: ‘Cause the one-armed guy insists. Now shut up about it.

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