Shi Qingxuan: Ming-xiong and I are getting closer! The other day, he gave me half his sandwich!
Ming Yi: I mistook him for a garbage can.
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Hua Cheng, in the modern era gatekeeping Xie Lian: Has anyone told you that God loved you? Because that's wrong, he loves ME. He actually thinks you are a crying lil bitch </3
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Dream: You dare suggest one such as i might need your companionship
Hob: Yes, yes i do!
Dream:
Dream: Then I'll take my leave and proof you're wrong
Hob:
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Hob: So in the Dreaming, for currency do you use--
Dream: Don't say it.
Hob: --SAND DOLLARS??
Dream: You know what, I changed my mind we're not friends actually
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Hob on one of their regular meetings: "Hello, Stanger, come here often?"
Dream: "You know who I am. We literally kissed each other outside."
Hob: "Just play along! For fun!"
Dream: "... okay"
Hob: "You're here all alone, Stranger?"
Dream: "No, I'm waiting for my boyfriend."
Hob: ....
Dream: ...
Hob, not giving up: "Is he handsome?"
Dream: "He's stupid."
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Hob,very drunk: Fight me you nerd as punk
Dream,also very drunk: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone
Hob: Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good ....bitch
Dream: Somehow that was worse
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I'm sorry I roasted you; I was trying to flirt.
- Mu Qing
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Hua Cheng [texting]: Gege, I can't wait to see you tonight! I'm coming over right now.
Xie Lian: It's Friday! Screw working out! I'm getting pregnant tonight!!
Hua Cheng:....
Xie Lian: Pringles! I mean Pringles! Sorry, it was the autocorrect.
Xie Lian:.....
Xie Lian: San Lang, did you just crash your car?
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Dream: Thanks for not telling Hob what happened.
Matthew: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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