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#incorrect h2o just add water quotes
opalsiren · 3 months
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Emma: How long have you been seeing Zane?
Rikki: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never dated anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your– you have– the nerve, the audacity, Zane is my arch enemy, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how– how– do I know, frankly, that you’re not seeing him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm! Check and mate.
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incorrect-multiverse · 3 months
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Enid: Xavier, what do you think of Wednesday?
Xavier: You know those stone fish that kind of look like rock, yet can shoot out enough poison to kill an entire football team in half a second?
Xavier: She kind of reminds me of one of those.
Wednesday *eavesdropping*: >:)
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hot-stuff97 · 2 months
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Lewis: Is this your plan B?
Emma: Technically, this is plan K.
Cleo: Plan K? Is there like, a plan M?
Emma: Yes, but I marry Rikki in plan M.
Rikki: I like plan M!
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cleo-serotonin · 3 months
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Emma: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Rikki: What's that?
Emma: Remorse code.
Rikki: I'm even angrier now.
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jamesbranwen · 4 months
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Catra: I know we haven't always seen eye-to-eye...
Glimmer: Yeah, because I tend to see the glass as being half full, while you tend to see the glass as something to hit people with!
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charlotterenaissance · 7 months
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💥 h2o just add kids in the hall 💥
zane, at lewis's door: "hey, i'm sorry about coming over at two o'clock in the morning drunk, but i just really needed to talk."
lewis: "but it's only ten and you're sober."
zane: "oh, damn. okay. well, i'll go get drunk, and come back in four hours."
lewis, happily: "okay!"
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deadasursleepschedule · 8 months
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Lewis: Ah, Rikki! I hope you don't mind... I played for you while you were gone. Don't worry, I only lost twice! Rikki: I was downstairs for two minutes. We're playing Monopoly. Lewis: I may have made a few... risky investments. Emma: He tried to build a - and I quote - 'laboratory complex worthy of my scientific endeavors' out of like, twenty stacked hotels. Cleo: On jail.
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juicenet · 2 years
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Rikki: I just ended a four year relationship. Cleo: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Rikki: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Bella and Will fighting from across the room*
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pathetic-dreamy · 2 years
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Liam: I've decided what I'm going to call my new fish. Since Zee got it for me, I'm gonna name it in honor of him.
Zayn: *confused head tilt* Zayn the fish?
Liam: No. Hot stuff.
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kylepleasestop · 1 year
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Enid: What do you think of Wednesday?
Ajax: You know those stonefish, that kinda look like a rock, yet can shoot enough poison to kill an entire football team in half a seconds? She kind of reminds me of one of those.
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animewolf38 · 2 years
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Amethyst: What do you think of Emerald?
Hazel: You know those stonefish, that kinda look like a rock, yet can shoot enough poison to kill an entire football team in half a second? She kind of reminds me of one of those.
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opalsiren · 10 months
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Emma: Gosh darn it, the printer broke while printing out Rikki's birthday invitations.
Cleo: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Emma: 'Rikki's birthday.'
Lewis: So, what do they say instead?
Emma: 'Rikki's bi.'
Zane: Works out either way.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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Steve: Don’t you remember what it was like to be a kid?
Natasha and Yelena: No.
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hot-stuff97 · 3 months
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Cleo, watching Rikki and Emma from afar: Two Gals, Chillin in the moonpool. Five feet apart because they think they're not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-
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cleo-serotonin · 4 years
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Emma: What are you doing?
Rikki, spreading toothpaste on toast: I’m multitasking.
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teamcharlotte · 3 years
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Lewis: Put the tie back on
Byron: But it hurts my Byron's apple
Lewis: For the last time, it's not named after each individual man
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