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sharkaiju · 5 months
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Ford about the memory gun: Do you really think that's a healthy coping mechanism?
Fiddleford: Oh not at all! Thanks for asking :)
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toaverse · 2 months
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Mabel: “So, who’s your boyfriend?”
Pacifica: “Dipper is not my boyfriend.”
Mabel: “Funny, I didn’t even say who.”
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lavendars-posts · 16 days
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- Mabel, did you know that Pacifica likes me?
- Uh, yeah?
- I didn’t!
- What? You two've been dating for months. 
- I didn’t know we were dating!
- Wow. For someone so smart you really gotta work on your observational skills, bro-bro. 
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therealmofamorus · 2 months
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"Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty."
Timmy Turner to Mabel Pines
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Ford: We're going to win this, because we have something Bill and his gang don't. [points to his chest]
Stan: What, heart?
Ford: No, me. I'm pointing at myself.
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Stan: “Ok, what lesson did we all learn here?”
Mabel: “Ummm, respect your elders?”
Stan: “what? No. Ew,”
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jubileesstuff · 2 years
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Bill Cipher : I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
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Stan: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Ford: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?!
Stan: Lightly stabbed.
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artsymeeshee · 4 months
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sharkaiju · 5 months
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Ford: Fiddleford, I need to ask you a very important question.
Fiddleford: Don'tcha wanna get down on one knee first?
Ford: Oh, right. *gets on one knee* Fiddleford, will you... do my taxes?
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toaverse · 2 months
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Stan: “I’ve been here in jail for so long I think I’ve lost my mind.”
Stan: “The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.”
Stan: “How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?”
Ford: “This is Monopoly…”
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scarlett-vixen · 11 months
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*All the brothers entering Lucifer’s study*
Asmo: You wanted to see us Lucifer?
*Lucifer’s chair turns around revealing MC*
MC: Lucifer is no longer with us
Beel, dropping to his knees: HE’S DEAD???? NO! IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!
MC: WHOA! Beel!! Lucifer isn’t dead, he’s on vacation for three days!
Beel, wiping tears away and standing: Thank you for the clarification….
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lavendars-posts · 2 months
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JN lines being attributed to GF peeps? Sure why the f not. I couldn’t get this thought out of my head, so take this sh*tty little doodle.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Yelena: What's your favorite color?
Y/N: Natasha.
Y/N: Wait, what was the question again?
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The Hand Witch: I will now tell your fortune.
Ford: Okay.
The Hand Witch: ...Why the fuck is every card here Death? I don't even own this many death cards!
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disgracefulthings · 1 month
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Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...
Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!
Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance
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