#incorrect gandalf

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

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[autistook]

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[achillyscomedown]

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[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

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[incorrect-tolkien-quotes]

Legolas: I kissed Gimli.

Aragorn: Wow.

Aragorn: I owe Gandalf so much money.

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[urban-trek-thru-middle-earth]

Incorrect Lord of the Rings Quotes

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[torchwood-99]

Gandalf: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Aragorn: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Gandalf: Death is a social construct.

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[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

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[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Gandalf, showing up with aragorn and gollum in tow: hey there legolas, i got you something!

Legolas:

Legolas: why can’t your visits be normal?

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[legolasofmirkwoodforest]

elrond: i can't help aragorn be king because then i have officially run out of excuses for why he can't marry my daughter

gandalf: my god elrond people are dying

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[shiresuggest]

Radagast: *after handing a raccoon to Thorin, explaining it was Bilbo but he touched something he shouldn’t have while at tea in his hut today*

Thorin: …nothing to say, for your actions towards my burglar?

Radagast: *shrugs* Oops.

Thorin: *deep sigh, turns to Gandalf while gently cradling smol Bilbo* I assume you know what to do about this?

Gandalf: *pats down his pockets for a moment before pulling out a pouch* Ahh, yes, have him eat a little of this with each meal for a few days. Dwarven meal times will do just fine.

Thorin: *sighs again, walks off with the grabby baby holding onto his face* Thank you.

Gandalf: *after watching Thorin carry him off to the cart* What really happened?

Radagast: He asked if I could turn him into a worm to see if the king still loves him. I thought a raccoon would get more cuddles and less likely to lead to a row after he changed back. What did you give Thorin?

Gandalf: Uh… pine nuts, I think.

Radagast: Nice.

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[watercolorofthemoon]

another good time to post this

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[autistook]

LOTR + tumblr posts

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[nihilizzzm]

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 5, this time you get five

Boromir: i was raised as an only child

Boromir: it was honestly kinda unfair towards my brother

— — — —

Orc: i have one of your sons!

Aragorn: which one? we have four.

Orc: uh— the annoying one, constantly talking and asking about food?

Boromir: …

Aragorn: …

Boromir: which one? we have four.

— — — —

Three hunters moment

Gimli and Legolas: in our defence, we were left unsupervised

Gandalf: wasn’t Aragorn there with you?

Aragorn: …

Aragorn: so in my defence, i was also left unsupervised—

— — — —

Thorin: and what did I tell you about breaking the rules!?

Kili and Fili: how uncle, you toLD US HOW!

— — — —

Gimli: this i a stupid idea, what are you like five?

Legolas: yeah, five heads taller than you

Gimli: …

Legolas: …

Gimli: …

Legolas: nononono wait don’t walk away!!

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[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

POV: You, a figurehead of a nation, have travelled to another land for a meeting as a messenger of your nation’s status of the captivity of a prisoner you were entrusted with. You were relatively calm before your presentation, your speech practiced, and your spirit as light as your feet on the ground. However, before you conceived to give your testimony, a friend of yours (who had diplomatic immunity in the land) drew all the attention in the meeting to himself. He regaled his hardships with traveling as a man set to govern one day. He spoke of the nearly two decades he had spent tracking your prisoner, a War Criminal in many of the other representative’s territories, at the behest of the wisest in your vicinity, a martyr of your generation. You learn of the struggle to capture the murderer that constantly evaded him. A priceless heirloom is brought up in the conversation, as how could it not be? It was the cause of the very meeting. Several nations were called upon to contemplate its destruction as none could escape its manipulation, its corruption greater than that of money could ever tempt. And it was your convict that held possession of it before his imprisonment. Your friends admits that he is glad that the fiend is in chains, not hounding after the nephew of a treasured comrade of a sovereign kingdom, a friend of its King before his untimely death in battle. You shake in your seat unnoticed as you begin to realize that maybe the daily walks for your detainee through the forest should not have existed. You are next to speak. Your tongue feels heavy. You are shitting your pants. You are Legolas Greenleaf, Crown Prince of Mirkwood.

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[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Pippin, desperate for an excuse: Um, because....? Gandalf: Because you lack common sense? Pippin: Yes. NO!

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