#incorrect galion quotes

[growingingreenwood]

Thranduil: Nobody's keeping you here you know, you're free to go whenever you want.

Galion: Not when we've still got things to fight about.

#tolkien #thranduil #incorrect tolkien quotes #greenwood #mirkwood #haleighs greenwood #incorrct tolkien quotes #incorrect thranduil quotes #incorrect galion quotes

[thranduilswifesblog]

Legolas, whispering : FUCK IT!

Thranduil : Legolas! What a foul mouth! I didn't teach you to say such a thing like that!

Legolas : but you never teach me. In fact the things that came out from your mouth is "FUCK YOU" "FUCK IT" "FUCK SPIDERS" "FUCK SAURON" "FUCK GALADRIEL" "FUCK ELROND" "FUCK GANDALF" "FUCK YOU FEREN" "WHERE IS MY FUCKING WINE, FEREN" "CHOP THEIR HEADS OFF!" "HANG HIS HEAD!" "GALION YOU OLD HAG! " FEREN YOU MOTHERFUCKER" "PARTY TILL WE DIE!" "I AM THE KING OF THE PARTY!" "FEREN GIVE ME BACK MY WINE!"

Thranduil : ENOUGH.... I'll send you to imladris.

Legolas : myeah...

#the lord of the rings #the hobbit #rings of power #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #feren #galion #elrond #legolas #hail thranduil! #our drunk king thranduil #thranduil #incorrect rings of power quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes

[aeonianarchives]

Incorrect Middle Earth Quotes 62

Galion: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Tauriel: 'Prettiest Smile' Legolas: 'Nicest Personality' Thranduil: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Feren: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

#galion #feren #thranduil #tauriel #legolas #mirkwood elves #jrr tolkien #middle earth #the hobbit #lord of the rings #tolkien #lotr #elves #incorrect quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect middle earth quotes

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

You know, I'm a huge fan of mirkwood elves being considered creepy and downright terrifying by almost everyone on Middle Earth, even by other elves. Your headcanons of them being nocturnal and eating the fuckin spawn of ungoliant of all things add on to this, sooo, can I have some incorrect quotes about some scary elves?

As asked for, some incorrect quotes:

Legolas: *starting to gut the spider carcasses after a skirmish*

The twins, who are visiting: what are you doing?!

Legolas: look, we can share if you want-

~~~~~

*in Imlardis*

The twins: *throw the curtains wide open* good morning!

Legolas: *hisses* wHAT DEVILISH CONTRAPTION-

~~~~~~~~~

Elrond: *talking about how food is scarce atm in Imlardis*

Thranduil: *pauses* you kill dozens of orcs on the regular, and you still don’t have enough food?

~~~~~~~~~

Faramir: I heard that those elves of Mirkwood will eat anyone and anything they deem an enemy.

Aragorn: oh, that’s an exaggeration-

Legolas:......

Aragorn: that’s an exaggeration, right legolas-

~~~~~~~~~~

Legolas: you two are like the sun

The twins: awww, thank you-

Legolas: a nuisance.

~~~~~~~~~~

Legolas: look if you’re stupid enough to challenge my people, you get eaten if you loose. That’s the rules of engagement.

~~~~~~~~~~

Thranduil: nighttime is Funtime

*silvans cackling in the distance as they slaughter all who cross their path*

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thranduil: of course I would never hurt a tree! They are Eru’s gift to the universe!

Thranduil: you, however-

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Galion: oh, the noldor are always like “oh no! The darkness! By god what will we do when there are no farms! The night is so scary”

Galion: bitch, what do you think life was like before ya’ll came?

~~~~~~~~~~~

Legolas: Eru may judge me, but honestly, fuck him.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Legolas: *dragging a spider corpse* life’s too short to care about other people’s opinions-

Aragorn: you’re immortal!

Legolas: fine, life’s too long to care about other people’s opinions. Happy?

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Glorfindel: alright, looks like- wHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

Arwen:*snacking on a spider leg* this is really good!

Legolas, vibrating with excitement: I know, right!?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*in valinor post lotr*

Gandalf: ok, Thranduil has finally sailed, which means I need to get out of here before he catches me because he will definitely eat me for endangering his son-

Thranduil: hello, Gandalf!

Gandalf: *incoherent screaming*

#silvans #silvan elves #incorrect tolkien quotes #lord of the rings #thranduil #lotr #legolas #mirkwood #the hobbit #greenwood the great #the silvans genuinly don’t give a fuck about other people’s opinions #they aren’t mad at the noldor for the silmaril debacle #honestly they aren’t that cross with them at all #they are a bit peeved at how they came in and said ‘mine now’ about the land #without consulting literally anyone though #but eh #they believe karma has paid it’s due #except for Galadriel #honestly the silvans of Greenwood do not like her #anyway #the silvans are half a step away from being eldritches #Legolas will fight Eru and the valar in the back parking lot of a Denny’s with no hesitation #the valar: we are the gods #the silvans: sounds fake

[sauronnaise]

When he was young, Legolas tried to raise a baby spider in his room. Obviously, the spider had none of it and would roam where it wished to. It however understood Legolas was a source of free food. Unfortunately, the spider had to be released to the wild because servants were scared of the Prince's strange dog.

—The Book of Very Lost Tales: Raising a Child in Mirkwood, written by Thranduil Oropherion, edited by Galion.

#tolkien #shitpost #silmarillion #the hobbit #the lord of the rings #legolas #thranduil #galion #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #giant spiders #mirkwood #a dog with eight legs #that's a reference to sleipnir #lame ásatrú/norse mythology references

[thranduilland]

Thranduil: Do you know how much work we haven't done since we started this game THREE HOURS AGO?

Bard: You have to let loose and live a little sometimes.

Feren: Did you assholes just make me pick up ten?!

Galion: Miss a turn, my king.

Thranduil: I can't believe you just-

Bard: Uno!

Feren: Galion, you have a reverse?

Galion: I do have a reverse in all the colours of the Uno rainbow.

Feren: Well, then... here's a card.

Galion: Reverse.

Feren: PICK UP FOUR, YOU SHIT! Green!

Bard: This is why this game has been going on for three hours! None of you are willing to accept defeat!

Thranduil: Uno.

Galion: Swap hands with me, my king. Uno.

Thranduil: Were we ever friends, Galion?

Feren: Galion, that hand is mine! Let's all just swap hands. Uno.

Bard: You know what? I think I'll just go ahead and... RESHUFFLE THE CARDS.

Feren: I WAS SO CLOSE!

Thranduil: I think I understand this game now.

Galion: Yeah, it only ends when you MURDER THE OTHER PLAYERS!!!

#House Rules Uno #Uno #Incorrect hobbit quotes #Thranduil #Galion #Feren #Bard #The Hobbit #I have been watching people play Uno #ooops

[kiwibes]

Thranduil, standing in front of his closet: foreign dignitaries visiting today. What shall I wear? The feral-howling to the moon-doing blood rituals in the forest-wood elf-look or the ancient-frozen in time-arrogant-cold-sparkly-twilight elf-look?

Galion: it is a mannish convoy, aran-nin.

Thranduil:.....feral wood elf it is!

Thranduil: Legolas, come here! I need you to do the face paint!

#this is gonna be interesting #thranduil #legolas #galion #eryn galen #eryn lasgalen #lotr #incorrect lotr quotes #greenwood #wood elf #tolkien #tolkien elves #elfcore

[aragornswife]

Thranduil: I wasn't that drunk.

Galion: You called yourself ugly.

Thranduil:

Thranduil:

Thranduil: O H M Y G O D.

#my lotr incorrect quotes #lotr incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #lotr #thranduil #galion #the hobbit

[quick-question-why]

Thranduil, drunk: Love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper.

Galion, concerned and looking into Thranduil's bottle: .....This is just vinegar

#thranduil #galion #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lotr quotes

[harmfulsilvanelfling]

I'll tell you a secret: Galion is a little more the king of Greenwood than the king of Greenwood himself. If someone needs even more secret information: Galion and Erestor are the founders of the «I rule everything here without a crown» team.

#lotr elves #the hobbit #mirkwood #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect quotes #galion #erestor #king #kings #imladris #thranduil #lord elrond #elrond

[growingingreenwood]

Galion: Malicious Compliance is my middle name.

Celeborn: ????

Thranduil: No its true, he made me legally change it the morning I was officially crowned king.

#tolkien #thranduil #incorrect tolkien quotes #greenwood #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #mirkwood #haleighs greenwood #incorrect galion quotes #incorrect thranduil quote

[my-deer-legolas]

Galion: Ugh what's that horrible sound?

Thranduil: Children.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #thranduil #funny #middle earth #the hobbit #mirkwood #galion

[aeonianarchives]

Masterlist

Note: I don't always keep my masterlist up to date but i try

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Mae govannen!

Welcome to Aeonian Archives

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I'm a Transmasc Demiboy who is Abrosexual, who really enjoys writing for elves as you can tell from my masterlist, but I do write for other characters, I am a multishipper and a huge fan of rarepairs.

My favourite characters in Lord of the Rings are Haldir, Legolas and Elrond, Gildor and Glorfindel, my favourite hobbit characters are Thorin and Bilbo and my favourite Silmarillion characters are Maglor, Fingon, Finrod and Gil-Galad.

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Upcoming: Incorrect Quotes: > Lords of Gondolin - as the name suggests Series: >Time in flux - Lindir timetravels back to Gondolin [Wingfic] >Ghostly Ramblings - Medium Legolas >Ravens of Kidnapping - Thorin timetravling back, Kidnapping Bilbo who is then raised in Erebor by Belladonna >By the Gods - Reader is a Maiar >Frodo's Unexpected Family - Everyone lives AU and they all help raise Frodo even Thranduil and Elrond >The Wanderer who is never Lost - The Reader is Like a Ghost story >Tales as old as Time Woven Together - Oc Series but this is why I am posting about my Oc's >̶O̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶U̶p̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶D̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ Life, Round Two - Ya know the normal 'girl falls into desired reality trope

Ongoing: Incorrect Quotes: >Fëanorian's on Crack >The Colorful arguments of Thranduil and Fëanor >(in)correct JRR Tolkien Quotes >The King and His Feral Herald >House of Finwë family Arguments >They share one (1) Braincell between them [Gandalf and Elrond]

Series: >Fëanorian's bringing up there children [Just Maglor, Maedhros, Caranthir and Curufin raising there children] >Where do we go from here [Erestor x Reader] >Quite Nights Alone with you [Feren x Reader] >Parental Love [Elrond and Lindir fluff]

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[Upcoming] Lords of Gondolin

ELVES OF IMLADRIS

-Lindir -Elrond -Elladan -Elrohir -Erestor -Gildor -Third Age Glorfindel

ELVES OF LOTHLÓRIEN

-Haldir

[more elves coming]

FËANORIANS

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ELVES OF FINGOLFIN

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ELVES OF GONDOLIN

-Ecthelion -Galdor -Egalmoth -Maeglin -Glorfindel -Duilin -Rog

ELVES OF THE GREENWOOD

-Oropher -Thranduil -Legolas -Feren -Galion -Elros the Guard -Melduir

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-Finrod -Gwindor

The Valar

-Manwë -Namo -Irmo -Oromë  -Morgoth

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Aeonian's Recommended Corner

@animatorwierdo I took inspiration from them while writing my Glorfindel fic they are a really good writer

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#masterlist #aeonian's masterlist #aeonian's archive #jrr tolkien #tolkien #middle earth #lotr #lord of the rings #silmarillion #hobbit

[thefandom02]

Birthday Invitation

Thranduil: Why are you here? I didn’t even invite you to my birthday party.

Galion:

Galion: I work here.

#Thranduil #galion the hobbit #king thranduil #the hobbit #lotr #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes

[aeonianarchives]

I posted 733 times in 2022

That's 733 more posts than 2021!

469 posts created (64%)

264 posts reblogged (36%)

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I tagged 537 of my posts in 2022

Only 27% of my posts had no tags

#jrr tolkien - 320 posts

#middle earth - 312 posts

#the hobbit - 306 posts

#lord of the rings - 304 posts

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#lotr - 282 posts

#elves - 271 posts

#incorrect quotes - 190 posts

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#silmarillion - 162 posts

Longest Tag: 122 characters

#maglor seriously stop being a siren you don't even need to try romancing me just sing and i will me entice by your singing

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

IF YOU DON'T SKIP THROUGH HALDIR'S DEATH DURING THE BATTLE OF HELMS DEEP I DO NOT KNOW YOU/j

HALDIR LIVES IN THE GODDAM BOOKS

IT'S PETER JACKSON'S WORST SIN

LOOK AT THAT ELF, HOW CAN PETER JACKSON KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT

273 notes - Posted April 24, 2022

#4

Middle Earth incorrect Quotes 10

F.T: Male Y/n

Tw: Implied NSFW

*Kili and Tauriel looking longingly and lovingly at each other*

Kili: Your hair looks really nice

Tauriel: You can touch it if you wish

Y/n: *mocking Kili* YoUr HaIr LoOkS rEaLly NiCe

Thranduil: *Glare* Touch my hair and you won't have hands

Y/n: *voice crack* ThAt Is NoT wHaT yOu SaId LaSt NiGhT

299 notes - Posted April 22, 2022

#3

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 7

Ft. Y/N

Third Age | Imladris

Elrond: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Elladan: What if it bites me and it dies!? Elrohir: Then you’re poisonous. Elladan. Y/N: What if it bites itself and I die? Arwen: That’s voodoo. Elladan: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Erestor: That’s correlation, not causation. Y/N: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Elladan: That’s kinky. Lindir: Oh my God.

331 notes - Posted April 11, 2022

#2

Childishly lovely

A/n: Fluffy child Legolas and Thranduil fic

Thranduil x wife!Reader

The hall was packed with lords who were in alliance with the greenwood to advisors and guards and servants, music and talk had filled the hall Galion was as you assumed babysitting Legolas, by following him threw the party, you were sat on one of Thranduil's legs as he sat on his throne, he had an arm wrapped around you, you were both watching the party, Elrond had brought his twins so every so often you saw them chasing little Legolas.

"Why don't we go an enjoy the party as well, it is to strengthen our relationships, go talk with your brother" Thranduil said

"One of these days you are going to have to talk to Elrond and not make me do it" You said as Thranduil followed you threw the crowd, your fingers had looped with his.

Elrond was standing with a drink of red wine, and Celebrían on his arm talking with Lady Galadriel.

"Sister, it is good to see you again, it has been some time" Elrond said spotting you

"That it has" You returned with a nod to Elrond.

"Thranduil, how is fatherhood treating you" Celebrían questioned as you and Elrond caught up, you were both intrrupted from your conversation by Legolas holding Thranduil's robe with a chocolate covered hand and offering the cake on the plate he had, which was surprisingly untouched to Galadriel.

"Why thank you young prince" The Lady said taking it, you picked up Legolas who had chocolate covering his hands and mouth

"Who's a little diplomat" the twins came barreling in each trying to offer their father cake, you chuckled as Legolas had crashed from his sugar high onto you.

"Lets get you clean up shall we" You said to Legolas who nodded tiredly, you excused yourself and Thranduil followed after you.

After you had bathed Legolas and got him changed into cloths he could sleep in you tried to set him to bed, he refused

"Legolas your tired you need to go to bed" Thranduil said sitting on the bed

"No, I'm not, I want to stay at the party" Legolas pouted, you looked to Thranduil

"They will understand you had to go to bed, I'm Sure Elrond will be putting the twins to bed soon" You said as you sat on the bed and leaned into Thranduil.

"No" Legolas complained

"What If I get the twins to say goodnight to you" you posed, Legolas didn't make an opposing sound, you stood and walked to the door, while Thranduil still tempted Legolas to go to bed, you soon reached Elrond, his children were interrogating him to were Legolas had gone, you knelled down next to the two.

"Legolas had to go to bed, but he wants you two to say goodnight to him" The twins looked to you, before looking at their father silently questioning him if they could go, Elrond nodded and the twins took your hands and ran out of the hall, you showed them to Legolas room, they walked in quietly, you blessed the fact Arwen was born, it made the two quieter, the three of you approached the bed Legolas had fully crashed and so had Thranduil, you smiled to yourself seeing it, Thranduil had an arm wrapped protectively around Legolas, who was snuggled into his chest the twins whispered their good nights to both of them, and you took them back, you ran the party until it ended, were you had basically crashed on top of your brother.

Elrond smiled and moved a hair out of your face, he had already put the twins to sleep "I'll join you after seeing Y/n to her room" Elrond said to Celebrían, Elrond guessed Thranduil was in Legolas' room as he didn't return so he took you there and set you onto the bed.

He smiled to himself as Thranduil moved his arm unconsciously over you to protect you as well, Elrond left to his room you had given him to stay in.

335 notes - Posted May 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 16

Ft. male Y/n

Legolas: my father... How do I begin to explain my father? Feren: *forced to say* Thranduil is flawless. Elros the guard: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000. Elrond: I hear he does shampoo commercials... in Valinor. Y/N: *swooning over Thranduil* One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Thranduil: *angry flustered* THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT Y/N

348 notes - Posted May 9, 2022

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[growingingreenwood]

Galion: Relax, you know your son idolizes you.

Thranduil: He's stubborn, thick headed, and never admits when he's done wrong.

Galion: Apple landed right next to you, didn't it?

Thranduil: Hit my foot on the way down from the branch.

#tolkien #thranduil #incorrect tolkien quotes #greenwood #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect thranduil quote #lord of the rings #mirkwood #incorrect galion quotes #tolkien funny