#incorrect fellowship

[lithiumseven]

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

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[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

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[achillyscomedown]

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[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

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[incorrect-tolkien-quotes]

Legolas: I kissed Gimli.

Aragorn: Wow.

Aragorn: I owe Gandalf so much money.

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[nolonger-roses]

Imagine the fellowship playing monopoly

Aragorn is the only one behaving like an adult and making everyone pay and this game is taking all of his lifetime and willpower

Sam and frodo have an alliance (they don't want to be the reason the other loses so they are a team)

Merry and Pippin are the devils. They want to win so they will make you suffer, they will buy anything they can even if that makes them poor and they will laugh at your face if you end up in their propety

Gandalf also wants to win so he buysthe expensives properties and waits until someone falls

Boromir didn't know how a fun afternoon playing games could turn into something like this. He beggins excelently and then he is in debt to pippin and merry

Gimli is taking it seriously. He balances what to buy and how to procede (and he wants to beat Legolas)

Legolas doesn't know what he is doing and he is winning somehow

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[legolasofmirkwoodforest]

elrond: i can't help aragorn be king because then i have officially run out of excuses for why he can't marry my daughter

gandalf: my god elrond people are dying

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[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Boromir: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? Pippin: Because then the toast would get all soggy?! The Hobbits: *cheering* Boromir: *facepalms*

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[captain-peanut110]

Will anybody ever acknowledge that it was Boromir (wtf, man?) that tossed a stone into the water at the entrance to Moria and woke the fucky tentacle freak?

Pippin gets such a bad rep every time for having done every dumb thing that happened in Fellowship, but this dumb thing, one of the dumbest ever, really ain’t on him

Boromir: i will teach you how to wield a sword, little man

Pippin: and i can teach you how to get everyone into trouble by doing nothing more than just being yourself

Boromir: *throws the stone that woke the underwater guardian bitch*

Pippin: *tears in his eyes* he knows already

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[meteors-lotr]

Aragorn: The fellowship: 🎵a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops🎵

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[vildo]

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[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

elrond sipping his tea: how nice of you to join me for breakfast, thranduil. it’s certainly been a while hasn’t it. you remember bilbo, the hobbit from like seventy years ago? he has a kid now. i know you would just love frodo

thranduil:

thranduil: elrond, where’s my son

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[achillyscomedown]

legolas innocently suggesting that gandalf use his wizard magic to get them through the 10 feet of snow the company was stuck in:

gandalf, outta nowhere: ACTUALLY BTCH, WHY DONT YOU, WHO IS, Y’KNOW, PART OF THE ELVES’ SPECIES, GO AND FCKING FLY TO THE SUN AND BRING IT BACK? HUH? WHY DONT YOU MELT THE GODDAMN SNOW THAT WAY? HUH? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? I SWEAR TO GOD, LEGOLAS-

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[silvantransthranduiltrash]

The fellowship: *discussing the many ways to kill orcs*

Legolas: you know what’s a surprisingly effective way to kill orcs?

Legolas: seduction.

Boromir: excuse me, what?

Aragorn: here we go again.

Gimli: i always thought you point ears were freaks

Gimli: but I didn’t think you were that bad!

Legolas: hear me out here, (also, it’s only the dark elves that do this, the light elves are to much of a prude), it either freaks them the fuck out and then they’re not on top of their game.

Legolas: or their into it, in which case they don’t try to kill you as hard.

Legolas: either way, win-win.

Boromir: so you’re saying, the easiest way to defeat an orc army would be to throw a bunch of women at them and tell them to act sultry.

Legolas: i mean you can use a bunch of men too, they’re not picky. Throw yourself into the line of fire, what’s there to be afraid of?

Legolas: also, it has to look genuine. You got to commit.

Gimli: and you’ve done this before? No wonder you’re so crazy!

Legolas: a few times, not as much as my sister Kleoyia, though! She’s been captured by sauron hundreds of times, every time they give her back bc they’re too freaked out.

Pippin, whispering to merry: can you imagine, merry? Being surrounded by all those vile things and having to pretend you’re into it? I’d never be able to do that.

——————————-many months later————————-

Pippin & merry: *flirting with the orcs that have captured them so that they don’t eat them yet*

Merry & pippin:

Pippin: we will never speak of this again.

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[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

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[incorrect-tolkien-quotes]

Legolas: the leaves were long, the grass was green--

Gimli: don't pretend to know poetry just to bond with me.

Legolas:

Gimli: you can't fool me, I know you're illiterate.

Gimli: just buy me a pint when we reach Minas Tirith.

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