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[headcanonthings]

Sam, texting Steve: Steve! Help I’m being kidnapped!

Steve: Where are you?

Sam: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Steve: Hang on, I’ll call Buck.

Bucky, answering his cell: What's up?

Steve: Where’s Sam? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Bucky: Sam? What do you mean? He's right here-

Bucky:

Bucky: I’ll call you back.

Bucky, turning to Sam in the passenger seat: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Sam, fighting back laughter: WHO ARE YOU?!

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[sgtbarnesprotectionsquad]

Sam: You need to sleep more.

Bucky: I got a solid 8 minutes. Not consecutively, but still. It's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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[jouskalove]

(oops) i did it again

and ofc, john walker hate.

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[marvelnatasha]

Sam: I am an expert at identifying birds. I'm THE Falcon.

Bucky: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Sam: Yeah, they're all birds.

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[multifan113]

TFATWS Incorrect Quotes 6

Sam: Ugh! I hate you!

Bucky: Well, jokes on you! I hate me more!

Sam:

Sam: Bucky, man, we talked about this

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[coupleofguys]

bucky: *flips a coin*

sam: well?

bucky, disappointed once again: what was your plan again?

zemo, from the couch: called it!

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[funnyincorrectmcu]

Sam: *does a ton of hand signals* Bucky: *mimicking hand signals* I. Don’t. Know. What. That. Means.  Sam: *sighs* Go around back! Bucky: Why couldn’t you just say that? 

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[mcuincorrectlexi]

Bucky, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling in the floor: This is sadder then the time I fell off the train.

Steve, choking on his coffee: Excuse me??

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[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Leaked scene from the next Avengers movie:

Sam Wilson: So, who's our next recruit for the Avengers?

Bucky Barnes: Well, there's this new guy who popped up in Egypt. Calls himself Moon Knight.

Valkyrie: Oh, like my favorite coming-of-age, LGBT movie?

Bucky Barnes: No, that's Moonlight.

Shang-Chi: You mean the wau bulan from Malaysia?

Bucky Barnes: NO, that's a moon kite.

Scott Lang: You mean my favorite Magic the Gathering card?

Bucky Barnes: NOOOO, that's Moon Sprite! Also, why is that your favorite Magic the Gathering card?

Sam Wilson: Wait, I got it! It's that one South Korean actress from My Little Bride!

Bucky Barnes: That's...Moon Geun-young. That one didn't even rhyme!

Sam Wilson: (laughs because he did that intentionally)

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[splat-goes-the-nat]

Bucky: unfortunately enough, we can never get rid of you, Sam. You just loom over our heads, like the devil

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[headcanonthings]

Sam: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Bucky: How did you know I was up until 3am? Sarah: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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[ct1409lover]

bucky: if i had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with mysterio, thanos and john walker, i would shoot john walker twice

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[thementallyunstablesimp]

Bucky : Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Sam : The cow???

Bucky : What?

Y/n : Sam, W H Y?

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[marvelnatasha]

Sam: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Bucky: I'm aware of that.

Sam: But then you and I had some time together.

Bucky: Uh-huh?

Sam: It didn't get better.

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[sporadically-writing]

Georgia: I hate when I’m lying to someone and then they’re always like, “You’re lying.” Um, what? Are you gaslighting me?

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[cyb3r-sh0t]

Sam: Telling a story about his past roommate

Y/N: OMG THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Sam: *chuckles*

Bucky: what?

Y/N: it’s a vine

Bucky: the plant?

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