#incorrect falcon and the winter soldier quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: The hospital said I’m fine.

Scott: No, you suffered a traumatic experience.

Sam: I barely remember it. I remember crashing into the wall and the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Bucky: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Sam: Then what was that siren?

Bucky: That was Scott screaming.

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[headcanonthings]

Therapist: Hopefully some of us have learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings Sam: Yeah Barnes Bucky: Oh, shut up and die bird boy

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[super-marvel-dc]

Bucky: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Y/N: It was Sam.

Steve: It was Sam.

Natasha: Sam broke it.

Sam:

Sam: ...yOU PROMISED-

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[aagiijxbls]

words by @headcanonthings

I'm really loving these incorrect quotes lately.

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[echo-stimmingrose]

Sam and Bucky seeing Peter without his mask for the first time.

Sam: *horrified* That's a child.

Bucky: *equally horrified* I can see that.....

Sam: We fought a child.

Bucky: No, we lost a fight to a child!

Sam: That's worse.

Bucky: It-it could be better.

Sam: We fought like hell, it is not better.

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[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Basically Every Captain America Movie

Steve: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Bucky a little bit. Sam or Dum Dum (Ignore the time period), holding Steve's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Steve: No, that's our joint tombstone. Sam or Dum Dum: My mistake.

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[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: There are only three ways to do things: the legal way, the illegal way, and the Steve way.

Sam: Isn't the Steve way just the illegal way?

Bucky: Yes but it's faster and he gets away with it.

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[mojiitoos]

Bucky : “I feel like we're starting to lose the ''b'' in our «bromance», bro.”

*Sam, pausing from kissing Bucky's neck* : “Hmph?”

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[jouskalove]

(oops) i did it again

and ofc, john walker hate.

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[incorrect-multiverse]

Bucky, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Natasha, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Sam: Jolteon, I choose you.

Steve, trembling: What are we playing??

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[marvelnatasha]

Sam: I am an expert at identifying birds. I'm THE Falcon.

Bucky: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Sam: Yeah, they're all birds.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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[headcanonthings]

Bucky: I don’t like to complain. Sam: What about all the complaining you do? Bucky: I hate every minute of it.

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[super-marvel-dc]

Loki, visiting the squad: Hello, I just came to-

Loki: *sees Y/N shoving Bucky into the washing machine while Sam records, and Tony watches*

Loki: *Leaving slowly* something suddenly came up...

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[aagiijxbls]

Words are from @incorrectquotesmcu

I just had to draw it 😂

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[romanoffshouse]

Steve: You bought a taco?

Sam: Yeah

Steve: From the same truck that hit Bucky?

Sam:

Sam: Well me starving ain’t gonna help him!

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