#incorrect ezri

[ds-90210]

Ezri: Leeta that plan would make a stupid plan feel better about itself.

#ezri dax #ds9 #incorrect quotes #ds 90210 #star trek #deep space nine #deep space 9

[altumvidetur]

Garak: My therapist started crying mid-session.

Julian: I think that means you win.

#incorrect star trek quotes #incorrect ds9 quotes #julian bashir #elim garak #garashir #otp: there may be hope for you yet #the therapist was ezri #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #star trek ds9

[10-4ward]

The dax symbiont:

Curzon: I’m too cute for 90% of the crap I go through. Ezri: Choking back tears Wanna fight? Jadzia: How much dirt do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country? Joran: I’m sorry, you must be a least a Level 8 host to unlock my tragic backstory.

#ds9 #Deep space nine #Incorrect quotes #ds9 incorrect quotes #star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #dax #dax symbiont #trill #Jadzia dax #Ezri dax #Curzon dax #Joran dax

[ocpdzim]

Actually, DS9 is pretty much the only show I have watched where I have had opinions on ships besides “I hate them” or “They seem good for each other so I GUESS it’s fine but I’d rather look at something else.” These are as follows:

Most of the canon endgame ships, including Jadzia and Worf because I think getting married and remaining married until one of you dies counts as endgame, are actually pretty cute and I did not hate watching them (this is high praise for a ship coming from me). My favorite of them from a character standpoint is Ben and Kasidy, which tbh is also the only one I wasn’t immediately irritated by when it first started. The others I was annoyed with at first but eventually came around to, and ultimately they are mostly pretty well written too.

The only major canon ship I REALLY DON’T like at all is Ezri and Julian. I feel like they will commit so many medical ethics violations because due to lack of other providers they are literally each other’s doctor and therapist and both have a HISTORY of committing medical ethics violations when treating people they are close with (Ezri just generally, Julian specifically with romantic interests). Also it was so forced and rushed. Maybe it could’ve been fine if they’d had like an entire extra season to flesh it out but I would honestly have preferred if they just didn’t do it at all. Also I feel like poor Ezri should’ve gotten like a year to just exist and figure out her issues before being shoved into any relationships AND before returning to work as a therapist because holy shit she fucked up administering therapy so bad so many times.

The one non-canon ship I most think should have been canon if the writers had dared to because it would’ve actually worked really well is the O’Brien polycule. Miles and Keiko clearly care about each other a lot yet have kind of an unstable relationship as it is, but every time they bring a third person into it, it seems to help significantly. They should stay married but Miles should also date Julian and Keiko should also date Kira who is also dating Odo. I think this would eliminate like 90% of drama in these characters’ relationships and generally improve station morale.

Julian and Garak was fun when I was watching the show and discussing it with friends, I guess I would’ve liked to see it in the show if it was handled well because they have an interesting dynamic and it would’ve presumably put an end to the parade of really insufferable “Julian has a crush... on DAX and/or a GIRL WE NEVER SAW BEFORE” events, but at this point I have seen way too many out of character incorrect quotes posts about it clogging the tag and so now I’m kind of tired of it. I get the appeal but let’s post about something else sometimes. Alternatively, let’s make posts about the ship that incorporate the characters’ actual personalities even a little bit. Either is fine.

Quark and Odo should NOT date because Odo would not treat Quark right and Quark would not treat anyone right. Quark wants a relationship so bad but I think he is just way too much of an asshole to everyone he cares about and should be banned from romance forever, sorry Quark. However, and this is crucial, the ship is such an incredible comedy setup that I am still generally happy to see posts about it anyway. “Quark and Odo try dating but they are really bad at it and have a nasty breakup” would also have been a viable episode plot and a fantastic addition to the “Quark fucks up an attempt at romance really bad” episode collection.

Sisko and Dukat is a terrible ship if it’s requited, because Sisko not only deserves better than that but also has too much of a moral backbone to ever even consider dating a person who sucks as bad as Dukat does. HOWEVER, it is funny when people write Dukat as having just an absolutely doomed and miserable one-sided crush on Sisko, who just straight up hates him and has no positive feelings towards him at all. And honestly? Considering what we know about Cardassian flirting and what we know about the horrendous way Dukat treats women he canonically has massive unrequited crushes on, you could make a good argument that "Dukat has a massive unrequited crush on Sisko and is handling it so badly and that’s at least partially why he did this” is a valid read of several of his actions in the show.

I have no real interest in a ship between Jake and Ziyal for its own sake; it’s been boring in every way I’ve seen it presented even though one could in theory do interesting things with it. HOWEVER since the writers were so determined to introduce weird fucking horrible to watch romance subplots for these characters (all of which were thankfully brief, but like, still awful), I think it would’ve improved the show if they were in a relationship simply by virtue of the fact that they were around the same age.

#even my favorites of these im not super invested in in the way people tend to get invested in ships but like. #i think they work. #you probably wont ever see any content from me about them but im happy to see other people's content. you know #i'm not tagging this and have carefully avoided using actual ship names in order to avoid bothering people who ship these. #so please keep that in mind and do not send me bitchy anons about it <3 #also this one i dont have strong enough feelings about to include in the main post but bc it's fairly popular and so people might ask? #weyoun and damar as it is shipped on tumblr is a ship between two characters who are straight up not in the show #it doesnt bother me but i dont get it #like when i see people shipping this they've pretty much always completely changed both characters' personalities #and sometimes also redesigned them???? #and like. have fun i guess. but also maybe you should try making ocs

[ethereally-ari]

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝙰𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍

full name: Arielle Chana Maitland pronunciation: AH-ree-ell CHA-nah MAYT-land  nicknames: Ari, Moth height: 5ft 7in age: 25, though this depends on the timeline zodiac:  Virgo languages:  English, Yiddish, a bit of Hebrew

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.  hair colour:  Dark brown eye colour:  Dark brown  skin tone: Fair, slightly pale body type: Thin and petite, but not gangly accent: New York American  dominant hand: Right posture: Ari tends to hunch herself over a bit, making her posture seem slightly smaller than her true height. She tries to stand tall when presenting herself to others in a professional manner, but ultimately ends up in her slightly closed-off stature. tattoos: None, as they are not allowed in the Jewish Tradition most noticeable features: Freckles dotted throughout the face, intense eyes

CHILDHOOD. place of birth: Brooklyn, New York hometown: Brooklyn, New York manner of birth: Arielle’s birth was something of a spectacle to her family. It was meant to be quiet, but the entirety of the newly formed Congregation Beth Shalom ended up waiting to see the Maitland family and congratulate them. There were no complications, however, and her arrival into the world was rather seamless. first words: Abba (pronounced AH-bah, meaning “father” in Hebrew) siblings:  none. parents: Mr. Ezri Maitland and Mrs. Chava Maitland (Maiden Name: Rosen) ADULT LIFE. occupation: Lab Assistant at Ghostbusters, Inc. , former tutor at New York University and assorted middle schools close friends: Dr. Egon Spengler, Ms. Janine Melnitz, Dr. Ray Stantz, Mr. Winston Zeddemore, Dr. Peter Venkman, Mr. Louis Tully (questionable) relationship status: Single financial status: Adequate, though her spending habits would make one believe her to be broke driver’s license: Yes, though she doesn’t own a car criminal record: N/A, though she’s unsure how long that will last in her current position

SEX & ROMANCE. sexual orientation:  Demisexual, although she doesn’t concern herself with labels romantic orientation: Heteroromantic preferred emotional role: Unsure preferred sexual role: Unsure libido: Low, thought to be nonexistent. Has been known to stare blankly at a PlayGirl magazine and only comment how the unclothed male appears anatomically incorrect. However, her romantic desires are more present, even though she is generally unsure how to express them. turn ons: TBD, praise??  turn offs: Arrogance, handsy people love language: Ari’s way of expressing love is through acts of service. She will go to great lengths to assist others that she loves, and even the most menial of tasks will become important to her if she knows it will make them feel good. In receiving, her love language is quality time and words of affirmation. Arielle appreciates when others take the time to stay with her, engage with her and her interests. In addition, having others affirm her makes her heart flutter. relationship tendencies: Arielle is a silent but powerfully loving force. When she finds someone she loves, whether platonically or romantically, she will go out of her way to show her love. Remembers miscellaneous things about the other person, and will bring it up in conversation with a soft smile. Not big on gift-giving, but if the other wants something, she won’t hesitate to get it for them. Always makes sure that there’s enough coffee and snacks, will sacrifice her own sleep and well-being for those she loves. When she warms up to someone, she may offer very subtle physical reminders of her love. A hand gently placed on the other’s arm, rubbing their shoulder. She’s generally afraid of PDA, but will absolutely lock pinkies with their significant other. ((Headcanon: Arielle bought a slinky for Egon once, complete with a note detailing the history of the slinky, simply because he mentioned having a piece of one at one time)) MISCELLANEOUS. character’s theme song: She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby  hobbies to pass the time: Experimental chemistry, paranormal investigation, visiting museums, astronomy. She enjoys listening to vinyl records, specifically the odd uncategorized vinyls she finds in the back bins of the shoppes.  mental illnesses: While she’s never been diagnosed with any illnesses, it’s suspected that she suffers from generalized anxiety disorder. left or right brained: Both, though most only see her as left-brained fears: Failure, abandonment by those she likes, her own cosmic insignificance, wharf rats

#taken from the lovely spxngler #original character #character introduction #oc intro #ghostbusters oc #ghostbusters rp #ooc #meet my oc #she's sweet

[incorrectgentlemanbastards]

Jean: I’ve noticed we’ve slowly been phasing the “B” out of our Bromance

Ezri: There was a B???

#jean x ezri #jean tannen #ezri delmastro #gentleman bastards #scott lynch #gentleman bastards sequence #incorrect jean #incorrect ezri

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #54

Early season 7 worf having a rough time

#star trek #star trek fanart #star trek ds9 #ds9 #ds9 spoilers #i guess #worf #jadzia dax #star trek deep space nine #strange new dumb comics #star trek comics #star trek incorrect quotes #ezri dax #worfdzia #well we did it boys I finally made a drawing of worf that im not disgusted with

[green-mug-tomato-juice]

ds9 s7e3

#incorrect quotes #star trek #ds9 #elim garak #ezri dax #anyone else LOVE this episode #this has been in my drafts for like ages #tw depression #tw death joke

[dismemberment-on-a-tuesday-night]

Kira, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Dax, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Bashir, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Sisko: What are we playing?!

#deep space 9 #star trek #ds9 #deep space nine #star trek ds9 #star trek incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #julian bashir #kira nerys #jadzia dax #ezri dax #benjamin sisko

[incorrect-star-trek]

Ezri: What's everybody thinking about?

Sisko: The Changelings.

Quark: Grubs.

Everyone: ...

Quark: I mean, uh.... You know what, yeah, I'm thinking about grubs, okay?

Quark: Does it always have to be about the evil in this Galaxy? They're all bad, we're trying to defeat them, I get it. I'm hungry.

#star trek #incorrect star trek quotes #sisko #ezri #quark #Benjamin Sisko #ezri dax #ben sisko #Captain Sisko #ds9 #source: voltron legendary defender

[ds-90210]

Ezri: Don’t trust morning me. Morning me is a dick. Morning me will sell you to the Romulans if it got me 4 more minutes of sleep.

#ezri dax #incorrect quotes #ds9 #ds 90210 #star trek #star trek deep space nine #deep space nine

[toboldlyblahblahblah]

insp. \ Star Trek incorrect quotes

#star trek #deep space nine #Garak #elim garak #ezri dax #afterimage #ds9 #st ds9 #st ds9 s7 #star trek incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect ds9 quotes #// Garak no. #wonderfalls #*stedit

[10-4ward]

Jadzia's worm ghost: Tell him off, Ezri! Assert yourself! Ezri: That’s my ice cream cone! Jadzia's worm ghost: Great now let him have it! Ezri: You can have it!

#ds9 #deep space nine #ds9 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #Ezri Dax #Jadzia Dax #Worm

[trillscienceofficer]

[outraged Ezri voice from across the Promenade] I'm not cute!!!

#picture her crossing her arms and pouting too #incorrect quotes #ds9 #ezri dax

[poetictrekkie]

I'm sorry, the old Dax can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh! 'Cause she's dead.

Ezri Dax

#star trek #star trek deep space 9 #no regrets #jadzia dax #ezri dax #taylor swift #incorrect quotes

[incorrectgentlemanbastards]

Ezri: The point is, we need to try it

Zamira: But it’s illegal

Ezri: ...

Zamira: I’m just messing with you, I’m in

Locke, appearing out of nowhere: I’m in too, I heard the word “illegal”

#gentleman bastards #red seas under red skies #scott lynch #locke lamora #ezri delmastro #zamira drakasha #incorrect gentleman bastards #incorrect quotes #gb #the gentleman bastards #the gentleman bastards sequence #incorrect ezri #incorrect zamira #incorrect locke