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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 14 hours ago
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Morbos: I’ve prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.
Fizz: Which I will.
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 14 hours ago
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Things didn’t go exactly as planned, but I’m not dead, so it’s a win.
Fizz
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 15 hours ago
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Morbos: [about Erik] He’s drunk, isn’t he?
Fizz: Of course he’s drunk, when has he not been drunk?
Morbos: Good point.
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 15 hours ago
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Amelia: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.
Morbos: I’m always straight.
Fizz: Oh, man, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 15 hours ago
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Fizz, barricading the door to his workshop: Hi Morbos, did your… hair… lose weight?
Morbos: What’s in your workshop?
Fizz: What is a workshop? … Did you get new… arms?
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 15 hours ago
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Tim the Goblin: What’s that?
Fizz: It’s a knife. It’s like a spoon but angrier
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 15 hours ago
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Amelia: I can’t be around someone who’s just fueled by bitterness and negativity.
Fizz: Well then, what are you doing here?
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 15 hours ago
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Fizz: I’m gonna play a song for you right now
Fizz: It’s called “my life so far”
Fizz: [Takes a deep breath, plays a chord]
Fizz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 15 hours ago
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Fizz: [running] Quick, Morbos, we need to get out of here. Sisqo is on his way.
Morbos: Why should we run? I’m not scared of Sisqo.
Fizz: Sisqo is hangry.
Morbos: [starts running]
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 15 hours ago
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Erik: Bartender made me my favorite drink.
[puts bottle of Johnnie Walker on table]
Erik: An entire bottle of whiskey.
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 15 hours ago
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Shady NPC: I know who you are.
Fizz: Yeah, I know who I am too, so what?
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incorrect-dungeonbreaker · 15 hours ago
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Mist: I’m the kind of person who likes to think things through.
Fizz: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
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