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overheard-at-lupinia · 5 months
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On a Patrol
Lyra: *blows up a wall*
Gideon: Can you warn me next time you decide to blow up a wall?
Lyra: I'll try
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I only write for male characters. (I cannot write for female to save my life, sorry guys.)
No NSFW requests or content.
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Genres I Write:
Fluff
Comfort
Crack
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Scenarios
Incorrects quotes
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Nijisanji EN
Bungo Stray Dogs
Resident Evil (2, 4, remakes, Village)
Genshin Impact
Dungeons and Dragons (campaigns and Honor Among Thieves)
Black Butler
The Tale of Food
The Arcana
The Stanley Parable
Your Dry Delight
Good Omens
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Hihi! I'm Akira, you can all call me Aki. I'm a relatively new writer and my main focus is to make people happy with my writing! I hope I can accomplish that with this writing blog!
As I stated in the rules I will only be writing for male characters because I cannot write female characters to save my life and I don't want to offend anyone. My fics will mostly be for male or transmasc readers but occasionally I will write for female reader. I do write for AUs as well, you just have to specify in the request if you'd like me to write one.
As of right now I will not be adding more to my list of fandoms and communities that I write for. My brain goes zoomie zoomie if I have to much to look at at once so this is to make it less convey and difficult for myself. I'm sorry if you wanted writing for other fandoms, my brain just won't let me do that.
I will take constructive criticism and pointers on how to make my blog and writing better and I will always appreciate the help and support!
For now though, here's a bit about me:
-I am a minor. (Hence why I don't write NSFW)
-I am currently learning French and Japanese.
-I am trying to learn how to play guitar.
-I am an avid D&D player.
-My favorite colors are dark blue, dark red, black, white, and beige.
-I am scared of the dark, clowns, and heights.
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apoptoses · 9 months
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DA here and I just wanna say A FEW THINGS 💭
First of all I hope you're feeling better now! Read about you having a horrid week and my hear broke for you. Sending nothing but hugs, horses, kind words and the sweetest summer breeze your way🫂
Onto smuttier thoughts, I read the final chapter of Come Get Your Knife and I'm IN AWE of you as usual. Perfect ending to a perfect story. The pool scene was incredible and it reminded me of those pictures of people taking their very old dogs with arthritis for a swim and just holding them in the water while they have the most peaceful, trusting, loving expressions in their faces. That was Armand with his boy right there 🥹
Armand finally doing for Daniel what Marius couldn't do for him was nothing short of a healing experience. Also some of the best smut out there 🥵 The mirror, Armand coating his fingers with his blood and and putting them in Daniel's mouth 🥵🥵🥵, "faking" a real human orgasm and smearing Daniel's come on his own cock jfc. She NEVER misses.
My favorite bit: “Did you know there’s a rare songbird, and when people eat it they cover their faces with a cloth so as to hide the shame of their pleasure from God?” Armand murmured into Daniel’s back, voice just loud enough to be heard over the little wet gasps he dragged from Daniel every time he rolled his hips. “I should cover your face, Daniel. I should hide you from God so that he doesn’t see the pleasure you take in being fucked by a dead man.” INSANITY!!!! Also was this a Succession/Tomgreg reference (yk that scene at the restaurant) or am I just That person now? 😭 perfection either way.
Finally, I read your last ask abt that anon seeing Armand/Daniel hate all over town and lmao SO IT WASN'T JUST ME. I mean I'm not doing myself any favors here because I do check their tags constantly. I'm sadly like a rabid hound when it comes to them, sniffing around in search of good food and yeah most of the time the takes are rancid but other times I find one ☝️ good take and some amazing fanart and I tell myself it's all worth it dsfhsjfk. The way some ppl treat their extremely personal headcanons and projections as undeniable canon facts is nuts. Ship and let ship is my motto but damn some of the things I've seen... and I wouldn't blame the show per se, but the massive influx of fans that a mainstream tv show gave to an already existing fandom has been a contributing factor to what we're seeing imo, where very few people actually bother to read the source material (which is okay really, no one actually has to read the books and the show is almost nothing like the books anyway) and then start treating out of context quotes and scenes or headcanons or summaries of events they heard from a friend of a friend of a friend or plain incorrect takes as canon. it's like a bad (horrifyingly bad) game of telephone around here 🥴 wtvr tho it's literally fiction, and not that much of a big deal (someone tell them that tho lmaoo).
xoxo ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 
Dungeon anon, I wondered where you were ♥ Thank you for the kind words, things (seem to be) getting better.
lmao armand as an arthritic dog floating in the pool. It's accurate though, his old body needed a rest and I needed them to do something cute before the filth began. I feel like he would enjoy swimming, not for any particular reason. It's just a chill activity for him that he can do like any mortal.
listen i just needed them to fuck while daniel was still mortal and i was hellbent on making armand find a way to 'come' in daniel 😂 and tbh it's nastier for him to put daniel's own mess back inside him, daniel probably liked that better than he would anything armand's body could produce were he able to do the deed. it reminds him this is an artificial experience, it's not natural at all (and thus hotter)
and hell YEAH that is a wambsgans reference lmao i knew about orotolans long before succession but tom reminded me of them, and i just really wanted to write armand threatening to cover daniel's face from god (also it feels like something marius may have said to amadeo, and that armand would put his own twist on and later repeat), i couldn't pass up the opportunity.
see i have no courage to check the tags, i only trust what people i know reblog or the content of people who follow me 😂 i don't even wanna know what's out there.
but yeah, people do some WEIRD projecting, there's some weird head canons people insist are book canon fact (like guys daniel never did hard drugs on page in the books, not even once, the blood was his drug of choice lol but some people will go TO THE MAT and fight you about this like book!daniel was baby leo in basketball diaries, prostituting and railing heroin)
and the taking quotes out of context thing is way out of control. it's so easy for someone to screenshot some text on their ibooks app and then write whatever meta they want and then people who haven't read that book take it as gospel and just...it's very frustrating lol even the stuff from the vampire companion gets treated as gospel as that's a book written by FAN, it is FAN META with a few quotes from anne sprinkled in. ramsland calls armand a black hole who doesn't love anything and people take that as fact and just...no lol anne didn't write those words, those are ramsland's interpretation of the first five VC books circa 1991!
i'm lucky that everyone who likes the show who happens to follow me and read my fic has been outrageously nice, so i have no clue what happens in the more tumultuous waters of amc fandom lol but i really hope people give the books themselves a chance, even if only to read their blorbo's chapters because they're good and it's worth knowing the context in which things happened in them!
ANYWAYS DA, the fic you inspired me to write with armand learning dirty talk will be posted tomorrow, i hope you're hyped ♥
xoxo
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lumiereandcogsworth · 2 years
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4, 7, 10, 34, 41, 49, 56, 64, 84, 90
4. Who in the OTP would be more ready to sacrifice themself for the other? well, in canon adam pretty much does sacrifice himself by letting belle go, thinking she wouldn’t return and damning him to life as a beast. that being said i think they’re both always ready to sacrifice themselves for each other. they’re so dramatically in love and we know that belle IS willing to sacrifice herself for the ones she loves, taking maurice’s place in the dungeon at the beginning. adam and belle just both love so deeply, making me go completely insane in the process.
7. Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute? i actually do headcanon that adam gets glasses in his late 40s, how did you KNOW! i think belle somehow has remarkable eyes, doesn’t get them until she’s in her 60s. but anyway, adam’s super self-conscious about his glasses but belle thinks they’re SO cute and calls him her sexy librarian, hope this helps.
10. Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder? / Who takes photos of the other while they sleep? aww definitely belle. in modern au i think she’s definitely the photographer/scrapbooker.
34. Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship? hahaha that’s a classic incorrect quote. it would definitely be
belle: aww babe you had a crush on me? that’s so embarrassing
adam: we’re married
belle: still ;)
41. Who points at a dog when they see it? belle oh my gosh all the time. she even does this with their own dog. LOOK AT HER!!!!!! SHES PERFECT!!!!!
49. Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush? adam more frequently but they both do it. belle does it at public events, whispered in his ear, just to embarrass the hell out of him <3
56. Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? belle. that’s so canon it’s not even funny. i’ve written this before.
64. Who is always running late and always gives the other a running late quick kiss? belle! scatterbrained beloved! she always overschedules herself because she’s so ambitious but then never has time for anything and is running around all day trying to keep up. but she loves it, she needs to be busy or she’ll die.
84. If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips? HAHA, belle’s doing backflips, adam’s strolling behind. that really sums them up in general.
90. Who initiates duets and who is the better singer? belle initiates duets because she loves singing. they’re both good singers though, adam just doesn’t like to admit it or do it out loud ever <3 he’ll sing along with her SOMETIMES…. but he mostly reserves it for lullabies to his babies……🥺😭
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stitched-in-time · 2 years
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What if that whole dungeon scene was reversed? And Chuuya the one chained up and Dazai harassing him? Well, maybe it would go something like this.
TW: Dazai-typical unaliving mentions
(Also sorry I’ve been gone for so long! Work and conventions have been a lot... so take this! As well as some incorrect quotes soon)
The chained bindings were cold on his skin. He was starting to lose track of how much time had passed since he had been captured. He had been beaten to a pulp already and had electro shocks pumped through his body in order to restrain his ability. It was hell, but nothing he hadn’t been through before. If it was to protect a fellow employee at ADA, he would go through all of it again in a heartbeat.
“Ah, there’s the masterpiece I've waited so long to see.”
A familiar voice echoes through the dungeon. 
“Don’t tell me,” He grumbles. “What the hell are you doing here?”
“I see you haven’t changed a bit,” The figure steps into the light, exposing those damned bandages. “I'd expect nothing else from someone like you, Chuuya.” 
“And I see you’re still an asshole, Dazai,” Chuuya spits back.
Dazai chuckles. “Such a crude tongue. It’s like you haven’t matured in those four years. Similar height from when we were 15 too.”
“Bastard! I've grown!” 
“And that feistiness, still like a wild beast..” There is a slight smirk on Dazai’s face.
“I bet you still fantasize about suicide.” Chuuya says back. 
“I do.” Dazai answers, simply, as if asked what he thinks of the weather. 
“Typical you, not even trying to disguise your weird as hell habits.” Chuuya couldn’t help but roll his eyes. 
“You know me so well, must have been why we made such great partners back in the day, no?” 
“Thank god those days are behind us.” Chuuya adds. “You were the worst partner.”
At this point, Dazai had made his way over to the redhead eyeing him up and down.
“Oh, Chibi, don’t sell our partnership so short!” Dazai pouts. 
“Why are you even here, Dazai?” Arsenic lacing Chuuya’s words.  “I’m in no mood for more of your stupid mind games. Got my life’s worth of being partners with you.”
Dazai lets out a small chuckle as a devilish grin snaked its way onto his face. 
Chuuya continues to stare icy daggers in response. 
“Quite simple, Chibbiko,” Chuuya sneers at the nickname. “I have the information you got yourself caught to get. About your little were-tiger friend.”
Chuuya glares at Dazai. Of course the mackerel would know exactly what he’s after. He is always 100 steps ahead of everyone. It's infuriating. 
“Then how about we cut to the chase then?” Chuuya offers. 
“Uh-uh,” Dazai tuts. “You think getting priceless information like this was going to be for free? Silly puppy,” He shakes his head mockingly like was training a dog. Then his one brown eye, the one free from the layers of bandages, darkened. “You’ve got to earn it first.”
Chuuya’s eyes narrows, a dangerous hue against that blue. “I endured that harassment from you for years...”
Dazai’s mouth curls into a cocky smirk. “And..?” he coaxes Chuuya to continue. 
Then it was Chuuya’s turn to smile as he uses the small percentage of his strength he has left to forcibly rip the chains binding him from the wall. Plaster rains down on him as he then finds a second wind. 
“I’m going to return that harassment to you,” Chuuya says, that dangerous aura spreading across his whole body. His eyes flash up towards Dazai. 
“...Tenfold.”
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Henry: Do you need a hug Ron, you look like you need one.
Ron: I’m allergic to dogs.
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Ranger: Dogs deserve to live forever.
Cleric: And sentients don't?
Ranger: Absolutely not.
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incorrectdames · 5 years
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Fran: Especially you, Slake, I expect more from you.
Corbin: What, you don’t expect more from me?
Fran: All I’m hoping out of you is a haircut.
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pixieungerstories · 4 years
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Captive - 7
Elly was barely in the door when the pizza arrived.  “You have the wrong house,” she said politely but firmly.
The delivery guy looked at his clipboard.  “Nope.  Right address, says Ben ordered them.  They are already paid for so it isn’t a prank call.”
“Oh,” she said lamely. “Ben.  Yeah.  This is the right place.  I just wasn’t expecting him to be here this late.”  She fumbled in her purse for a tip and staggered inside under the weight of five extra large.  When she tried to hit the light switch with her elbow, nothing happened.  Then she noticed the ott-light had moved.  She groaned.  How many times did she need to tell Posy not to do that?
 The pizza was set on the counter as she stomped up the stairs to flip the breaker.  Once she hung up her coat, she wrenched off her heels and threw them into the hall closet with a fury that might have been surprising if she hadn’t spent the day feeling like an idiot child.
She found her sheep slippers, grabbed a beer out of her fridge and pounded down the stairs again.  
“Ben?” she called.
There was no answer.  
She walked around the shop, turning off the lights.  The bakery was still a mess, which was just not like him.
The door to the basement was open.
Oh god!
“BEN?!” she yelled frantically, as she ran to the steps.
“Careful, treasure, you don’t want to slip.”
“Oh!  Hi, Elly!  I ordered pizza.”
Elly stared between the two of them in the gloom of a battery powered trouble light.  Ben in the chair, George curled up on the floor in front of him.
And a mostly empty bottle of scotch on the table.
“Are you drunk?”
“Probably,” Ben said amicably. “Did you know you have a dragon in your cellar?”
Elly sat down heavily on the step.  It took her a few minutes to even try to get her brain working again.  In the meantime, Ben asked, “Any sign of the pizza?  George says he’s never had taco pizza or buffalo wings.”
“Yeah,” she said faintly.  “It’s upstairs.”
“I’ll get it!” Ben stood up, then he suddenly sat back down.  “I think I need a minute.”
“You need food,” George corrected.  “You wait here, I’ll help Elly get whatever it was that you ordered.”
“You can’t -” she stopped and pinched the bridge of her nose.  “OK.  this is ridiculous.  I’ll go close the curtains, then we call all eat in the bakery.”
She grumbled to herself as she pushed the tables against the wall and closed the blinds.  She jumped when she turned to find Ben standing way too close to her and George peering at her from the stairs.  Ignoring George for a moment, she looked at Ben.  “Are you OK?”
He gave her a glassy look, “I’m -” he started to say, then stopped for a moment, “ I’m not entirely sure this is real.”
“That’s up to you,” George rumbled coming into the dining room.  “Tomorrow you  will wake up with a hangover and we can all just pretend this is a bad dream, if you want.  For now, however, I smell dinner and I know that buffaloes don’t have wings.”
“They are chicken,” Elly murmured as she went to get the food.
“I like it when people bring me cooked chicken.  They are too fiddly to eat on my own.  Eau de burning feathers is not an appetizing smell.”  George got the pizza boxes off the counter and carried them back to the bakery’s dining room.  He managed just fine, but it was awkward to look at.  His legs looked kind of bandy and short, his feet more hand like, and hs tail seemed to be in the way.  He ended up sitting at the table, but on the floor with his tail lashing behind him like a cat.
Ben brought over two tea cups and two water pitchers George graciously accepted one of the jugs and held it like an oversized mug, taking a long drink.  Elly was suddenly very aware that she never brought him liquids.  Ben was oblivious to that and was pouring her a cup of water.  
“I can make you a pot of decaf if you like.”
Elly waved him away, “I have most of a beer around here somewhere.”
“On the coffee table by the fireplace,” George said, carefully trying to figure out the pizza box.
Elly went to grab it and came back in time to see Geoge popping a wing in his mouth and chewing thoughtfully.  “We don’t usually eat the bones,” she pointed out.
“Extra calcium,” George shrugged.  “These are good.  I was expecting them to be more spicy.”
Ben blinked, “I ordered mild, medium, hot and extreme and I’m pretty sure you aren’t supposed to eat the bones because they could make sharp pieces and-”
“That’s dogs,” Elly interrupted.  “I have no idea if it applies to … George.”
George was already daintily taking another wing out of the pizza box with dividers keeping the wings segregated from each other.  He crunched that one up too.  “Which one is the spicy one?”  Ben pointed.  “You are staring.”
“Right!  Sorry!  It’s just …  wow.  Holy shit.  You are … amazing!”  He turned to Elly, “You have an actual dragon in your actual dungeon.  Do you have any idea how cool that is?”
Elly just snorted as she helped herself to a slice of taco pizza.  “This is just weird.  I can see using salsa instead of tomato sauce, and almost see queso instead of pizza cheese, but who puts sour cream on a slice?”
“Hey, at least I ordered it without the lettuce,” Ben argued.
“OK, these ones are getting better,” George said, pointing to the extreme wings.  “I’m not sharing these.”
Both humans stared at him.  It was Ben who finally said, “I can just imagine you on Hot Ones on YouTube.”
“What?”  Elly asked, but Ben was enthralled watching George suck the sauce off his fingers.  
George, however, was watching her.  “What did the lawyers say?”
Elly glared at her pizza then took a swig of beer.  “Any major changes to the business are subject to approval from the trustees.  They don’t object in principle as long as I can show I won’t have losses in excess of the monthly stipend.”
Now Ben was looking at her. “You are going to change the business?” he asked with feigned nonchalance that was undermined by his voice breaking part of the way through the sentence. 
Elly shook her head, “I wouldn’t interfere with the bakery, but I don’t know enough about yarn to keep this place afloat.”
“You were learning though,” he pointed out.
George snorted, “She is unhappy though.”  He narrowed his eyes at the man.  “Why is it your concern?”
“If I close up shop, Ben is out on the street,” Elly pointed out.  “This will affect him too.”
“Hmm,” George considered this.
“Try some pizza,” Elly suggested.
“Get Ben a beer,” George suggested.
“Nah, man. I gotta drive home.”  Then he frowned.  “I gotta clean the kitchen.”
“I will allow you to sleep on Elly’s couch on the second floor,” George replied magnanimously.  Elly rolled her eyes.  Ben grinned at his plate and took a slice of the all meat pie. 
“I like this place, they have good sauce and they have a partially good sourdough crust.”  He took a huge bite and chewed thoughtfully for a moment, “and I’m sure they make their own sauce.”
“You already mentioned the sauce,” Elly pointed out.
“It was a very good bottle of scotch,” George explained.  “The boy needed it.”
Elly sighed.  “Yeah, you can sleep in the guest room,” she agreed.  “I’ll change the sheets and help you clean the kitchen tomorrow morning.”
Ben was looking thoughtful.  “I know you don’t order this much food all the time.  Is that why all the cats are going missing?”
“Yes!” Elly snapped.
“No!” George just looked hurt.  “I don’t eat cats!”
Ben chortled, “Methinks the lady does protest too-” but before he could finish the quote, George leaned across the table and snapped his teeth uncomfortably close to Ben’s face.
“You do not come into my house and disrespect me like that!”
Both humans froze.
George blinked and leaned back away from them.  He turned and glared at the door to the stairs.  “I have changed my mind, treasure, I do not like this friend of yours.”
“I’ll -” Elly squeaked then stopped and tried again.  “I’ll just take him home then.  To his home, I mean.”
George looked pointedly at the window, “You can not go and be back before dark.  Take him upstairs, put him to bed and if he remembers this in the morning, I will expect an apology.”
“I’m sorry,” Ben said immediately.  He was extremely contrite.  “You are right.  That was rude.”
George narrowed his eyes at him.  “Go,” he managed to hiss the word despite the lack of sibilants.  As he watched them scurry up the stairs like frightened mice, he helped himself to another wing.  As he was crunching he could hear Elly speaking upstairs.
“That isn’t even how that quote goes.  It’s ‘the lady doth protest too much, methinks’ -”
“Really?  That’s the part of this you have a problem with?”
“No.  I’m just... “ she sighed.  “Look.  You need to think less drinking buddy and more tetchy grandfather.”
George managed to frown even harder.  Tetchy?  Really?  The grandfather, well, it was completely incorrect but he could see how she got there.  But techy?  Ugh.  He finished the wings and opened one of the pizza boxes at random.  Bread, tomato sauce, meat, mushrooms, bland white cheese, not ideal, but oddly satisfying.
The reality of the situation caught up to him.  He groaned.  He should have made the boy sleep on the chesterfield in the basement.  Instead, he was up there with Elly and George was down here, alone. That certainly wasn’t how this was supposed to go.
Still, it would be dark soon.  Time to go for a night out.
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mary-is-writing · 3 years
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Thirty questions tag game
Thank you @lady-of-himring for the tag!!
1. Name/Nickname: Mariana/Mary
2. Gender: A hot mess
3. Star sign: Taurus
4. Height: 1.57 m. Yes I'm short I KNOW.
5. Time: 2:09 pm
6. Birthday: May 14th
7. Favourite bands: Set It Off, E ve, Fall Out Boy, One Ok Rock
8. Favourite solo artists: Manuel Mijares and Kenshi Yonezu
9. Song stuck in my head: The op for Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun, cause recently I binge read the manga and went back to the anime.
10. Last movie: I think it was a rewatch of Captain America and the Winter Soldier
11. Last show: Tatoeba Last Dungeon (the name is super long and I don't even know it all xd)
12. When did I make this blog: Uhhhhh I don't remember, maybe around... 2018? I've been here for a while
13. What I post: Writing related stuff (mine and from other people), anime related stuff, things related to my interests atm and reblogs of whatever I like.
14. Last thing I googled: Slavic names for boys. I'm writing something at the moment and needed the info 😅
15. Other blogs: @incorrectpenguins where I post incorrect quotes from PoM. The blog is kinda in hiatus since I've started focusing on this and my irl keeps me busy
16. Do I get asks: Sadly no
17. Why I chose my url: Is just an abbreviation of my name plus the month I was born it. It represents me well I think
18. Following: 81
19. Followers: 88 :D
20. Average hours of sleep: 7-8
21. Lucky number: 14 and 5
22. Instruments: classic guitar
23. What am I wearing atm: a brown sweater, a white shirt with cats and red pants. No I have no sense of fashion xd
24. Dream trip: I don't like traveling, so hopefully this trip is to my own room.
25. Favourite food: Hmmm I'd say pork in green sauce. Not spicy sauce but like sour sauce.
26. Nationality: Mexican
27. Favourite song: At the moment? Probably Kimishidai Rensha by One Ok Rock
28. Last book I read: I haven't progressed with JTTW qwq)
29. Top three fictional universes: Red Rising (I don't wanna live there I just like the series), One Piece's world (the best worldbuilding ever and you can fight me over this) and Bungou Stray Dog's world
30. Favourite color: Between emerald green and navy blue
Tagging @witherednightmare @blindthewind and @sleepyowlwrites with no pressure!!
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overheard-at-lupinia · 5 months
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Lancelot: [talking about Lyra at 3am] She could kill me and I’d thank her for it
Ken: [trying to sleep] I’d thank her for it too
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overheard-at-lupinia · 5 months
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Ken: I'm a moderate, peaceful dog.
Dina: Five minutes ago, you threw a chair at Lyra and Lancelot.
Ken: That was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to have Poppy throw at them.
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Finn: When straight people assume I’m one of them I feel like a gay secret agent.
Speedy: Lesbionage.
Lyra: Bi Spy.
Poppy: It’s an Ace Case.
Ben: Pan with a Plan.
Solas: … Secret Gaygent.
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Gideon: When I was your age-
Lyra: When I was your height-
Gideon:
Lyra:
Poppy: [watching and eating popcorn]
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Ken: Wow, looks like you two are working hard together on those new projects.
Poppy and Gideon, writing Finn x Ken fanfiction because they thought it would be funny:
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Drive-thru guy: Bye, have a nice day!
Poof: Bye, I love you.
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