#incorrect dreamcatcher

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Sua: Gahyeon, where’d you get that bruise?

Gahyeon: *flashback to walking into a pole while looking at her picture of Handong*

Gahyeon: I'm in a gang, unnie

#kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect quotes #kpop gg #incorrect dreamcatcher #dreamcatcher #sua #gahyeon #handong

[incorrect-lesserafim]

Sua: Do you know what the question I'm asked most often is?

Gahyeon: "Will you please leave the premises?"

#incorrect quotes #incorrect gg kpop #incorrect kpop #kpop #incorrect dreamcatcher #sua #gahyeon

[girlgroupincorrects]

jiu: so oxygen went on a date with potassium today,,, it went ok

yoohyeon: i thought oxygen was dating magnesium... omg

gahyeon: actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like 'no'

dami: i thought that oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

sua: looks like someone's a HO

siyeon: NaBrO

handong: i'm done with all of you

#source: tumblr #dreamcatcher #incorrect dreamcatcher #incorrect dreamcatcher quotes #jiu #kim minji #yoohyeon #kim yoohyeon #gahyeon #lee gahyeon #dami #lee yubin #sua #kim bora #siyeon #lee siyeon #handong #han dong

[egabdraws]

The weird ways of impostor Yoohyeon to try and distract her victims (feat dami not having any of it)

#Dreamcatcher #Jiyoo #JiU #Yoohyeon #Dami #Incorrect quotes #Fanart

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Dreamcatcher: Dear Santa Claus, I am writing to inform you that I have been naughty this year. And it was worth it, you judgmental bastard.

#skylanders #incorrect quotes #incorrect skylanders quotes #source: tumblr #Dreamcatcher #admin post

[shinypandamiracle]

Siyeon: I like my men how I like my shrimps

Gahyeon: but you don't like shrimps??

Siyeon: exactly

#incorrect dreamcatcher quotes #siyeon #gahyeon #dreamcatcher

[incorrect-dreamcatcher-quotes]

Gahyeon: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Dami: What?

Gahyeon: I want to be on Buzzfeed

Unsolved.

Dami: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

#dreamcatcher #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect dreamcatcher quotes #incorrect quotes #yoohyeon #gahyeon #handong #jiu #siyeon #dami #sua #kpop #dreamcatcher incorrect quotes #funny incorrect quotes

[incorrectkpopcrack]

(From my stupid Yoohyeon teaching Handong Korean thing)

Sua: Can you tell me what hurts?

Handong: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Sua: *looking at Handong in shock* I’m sorry…what?

Handong: *is struggling to talk from pain* DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN?!?!?!

#kpop crack #crack post #dreamcatcher #dreamcatcher incorrect quotes

[pepemyfantasy]

Siyeon: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.

Jiu: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.

Siyeon: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

#dreamcatcher incorrect quotes #dreamcatcher #incorrect kpop quotes

[musellanea]

[🏫] Vocal Champions II

A continued cockroach allegation among the music club members.

Mujin, glaring at Arthur and Louis who just entered the classroom: Here comes the betrayer (Arthur) and the murderer (Louis).

Arthur, laughing lightly: I didn't even do anything!

Mujin: You literally just stood there laughing at the whole incident inhumanely. And you *points at Louis* murder attempt.

Louis: In my offense, I did try to help! I was about to smack that cockroach-

Mujin: While it was still on my head WITH a thick book!

Louis: It was the only weapon I had in hand!

Handong, trailing behind Arthur and Louis: Now, now. Calm down, guys. The cockroach is dead and the world is once again at peace. I killed it with the same book while it was resting on the wall. And true enough, it's a good weapon choice.

Louis: See!

Mujin, still glaring at Louis: I don't see how my head resembled a wall in this case.

#kingdom #킹덤 #dreamcatcher #드림캐쳐 #incorrect quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Handong: What should I do?

Siyeon: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?

Handong: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.

#dreamcatcher #dreamcatcher incorrect quotes #incorrect dreamcatcher quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #siyeon #handong #kpop

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Handong: Yesterday, I heard Yoohyeon ask “are you sure this is a good idea?” and Sua unnie saying “just trust me"

Handong: I have never moved so quickly from one room to another

#kpop #incorrect kpop #incorrect quotes #kpop gg #incorrect dreamcatcher #dreamcatcher #yoohyeon #sua #handong

[lekopoofball]

“According to Dami, this is what makes fans fall in love with her.”

Gahyeon: Her long, pretty fingers!

Dami: ?

#not incorrect quotes #this is actually what happened #i can’t say that’s the answer i was expecting #dreamcatcher #dami #lee gahyeon #lee yubin #my memes #not all insomnia have hand fetishes gahyeon #i think

[girlgroupincorrects]

yoohyeon: jiu's cheating on me. she's seeing someone else

handong: what?! there's no way. what on earth would make you think that?

yoohyeon: i overheard her saying she's got 'the best girlfriend in the world'

handong:

handong: girl. we need to work on your self esteem

#source: tumblr #dreamcatcher #incorrect dreamcatcher #incorrect dreamcatcher quotes #yoohyeon #kim yoohyeon #jiu #kim minji #handong #han dong #jiyoo

[ruthlesslistener]

Seeing a white person say unironically that PK and WL are colonizers is so fucking telling that they have zero idea of what racism actually is or the implications behind it, they're just parroting the most basic bullshit to look good. Like come the fuck on that take is racist as shit and its not because PK and WL are any less awful than colonizers. It's incorrect at best but genuinely an awful fucking take when parroted for clout bc you dont wanna be seen as problematic

(It's racist bc equating a genocidal god who you have to shred apart with extreme violence in order to have peace with the pain and anger of indigenous people is. Hm. Bad!!! Not to mention the fact that Radi has a very strong Christian angel motif going on and engages in a 'holy crusade' against everyone in Hallownest INCLUDING OTHER INDIGENOUS TRIBES NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE PALE KING like how the actual fuck can you look at her and go 'oh yeah she represents indigenous people because the moths have what look like dreamcatcher motifs with the essence motes' and unironically think you're not being racist. What the actual fuck)

((Double disclaimer: you can actually write a really interesting and nuanced altcanon narrative with this concept but the problem is that almost nobody ever does, they only ever flag it as 'problematic' because they want to look good, not bc they know the implications))

#im not saying who it is but god fucking damn. idiot. #hollow knight #anyways maintagging this bc i hate this so damn much #also no this is not bc i write a lot of pk or wl. i do not care to defend them. they're fun bc they're awful #and honestly if they were colonizers canonically id def. enjoy writing them getting their just desserts just as much #but the problem is specifically centered around looking at radi #a very CLEAR old testament example of divine wrath with christian ties and a fucking crusade to convert everyone #and go 'oh yeah shes the victim' #im telling you right fucking now as a mixed-race muslim that she is NOT #also to be clear i do like radi as well but she genuinely scares me #which is good! but she scares me because shes a genocidal force who demands you convert or die horribly #which as a guy who grew up in a middle eastern family post-911 #is not that great!

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Golden Queen: It’s Pride Month, Doom Raiders! You know what that means!

Doom Raiders:

Wolfgang: …Huh?

Dr. Krankcase: What?

Dreamcatcher: Do you want us to do like… gay crimes? What?

Golden Queen: (refuses to elaborate)

#skylanders #incorrect quotes #incorrect skylanders quotes #source: tumblr #Dreamcatcher #Dr Krankcase #Golden Queen #Wolfgang