#incorrect drawtectives

[helshollowhalls]

Emery: Look at my face, how can anyone spend time around it and not fall in love?

York: Well, at some point that face starts talking

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[i-would-die-for-york]

York:*Holding Eugene*

Rosé:Here comes the booooy~

Grenda(n):Hello boooooy~

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2568

That's why her pockets are so big; they're full of secrets. (Dialogue from tumblr; screencaps from Drawtectives, which you can watch here!)

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[geekyistheonlyway]

I used a incorrect quote generator and got some great drawtectives ones!

Grendan: Where are your parents?

Eugene: What are parents?

Grendan: That's just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

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Ogalvy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Jancy: Wasn't Rosé with you?

Rosé: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Rosé: We're having a baby.

Eugene: Oh, congradu-

Grendan (and York), slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

York: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Jancy: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Rose: if you want information it is

Eugene: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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York, looking at a map: It's a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Jancy: Other side, York...

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York: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Grendan: Not if they consent to it.

Rosé: Depends on who your stabbing.

Jancy: YES??!!?

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Grendan: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.

*Grendan and Till Bogan get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*

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*Eugene and Grendan looking at a locked gate into a park*

Eugene: Aw. :(

Grendan: You know what they say.

Eugene: Please don’t-

Grendan: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

Eugene: Frick-

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Rosé: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Harper: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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York : we could make a boys club!

Grendan: Im non-binary.

York :

York : Anti-girls club.

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

tipsyGnostalgic: adopting every cat i see on the street

ectoBiologist: adopting every dog i see on the street.

uranianUmbra: loves, oUr apartment has literally one room i need yoU both to STOP! :U

#feel free to use any or all of those

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[drawtectives-correct-quotes]

Pierce: Are you a wizard?

Grendan: I’m a druid!

Pierce: Is that, like, a wizard?

Grendan: It’s like a nature wizard.

Pierce: Ooooh…

York: It’s basically like a wizard that’s stoned.

Grendan: It’s like a wizard that’s st— well…

Pierce: Are you stoned?!

Rosé: Is that allowed?

Grendan (whispering): Does this job drug test?

Jancy: No, I don’t, but he is, uh, y’know, a sergeant in the police. You may just want to lie to him.

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[tf2-incorrect-quotes]

Saxton Hale: I’ve gotta get away from the purple one before her cowardice rubs off on me.

Miss Pauling: I don’t blame you, I’m very sweaty.

Saxton Hale: I don’t want that to rub off on me either.

#source: drawtectives #tf2 #tf2 miss pauling #tf2 saxton hale #tf2 incorrect quotes

[soullessbullshit]

Melina: Hey, Cassian.

Cassian: Yeah?

Melina: Do you believe in money?

Cassian: I don’t have any.

Melina: Oh...

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[alexanderlightwoodbanes]

Jonathan: Need I remind you, Nancy, what happens when you interfere with a police investigation?

Nancy: The case gets solved?

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[northforwinter]

Weiss: 'A joke'? What is that? Is that a cooking thing?

Yang: Yeah it's eggs, they have the whites and the jokes.

Weiss:...

Weiss: Yang you motherfucker-

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[peniswizard69]

Jancy: hello, everybody

Grandma: God?

York: God, is that you?

Rosé: God???????

Jancy: no, kids. I was j

York: not now Jancy we think God might be talking to us

Rosé: yeah, I bet it's really important

Grandma: anyway so God you were saying

(This bit goes on for a full 2 minutes)

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[helshollowhalls]

Eugene: If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know 🙏🏻

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[brother-lipsmackariah]

Patton: Bare walls are no fun

Roman: I can't be the only one imagining bear walls, right. Like rawrr

Patton: Aww!

Remus: Bare walls with no clothing, just like a bunch of butts!

Logan: This is why we never leave you three alone

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2509

Okay, but now that he KNOWS, he's very against them. (Dialogue from Glass Onion.)

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[enockhe]

Sianne: Caliandra.

Caliandra: Yeah?

Sianne: Caliandra.

Caliandra: Yeah.

Sianne: Caliandra, look at me.

Caliandra: I’m looking.

Sianne: You’re so TALL!

#incorrect quotes #Sianne #Caliandra #Caliandra and Sianne #source: drawtectives

[zodiacemma]

what if i made a drawtectives correct quotes blog… no incorrect quotes… just the correct ones

#drawfee #drawtectives