Wanda: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Darcy: I think-
Agatha: Seventy-two hours
Wanda: How do you know?
Agatha: There’s a clown behind you.
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Woo: Monica told us to wait.
Darcy: Technically, she only told us not to follow her.
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Jimmy: I'm Agent Woo, FBI and this is-
Darcy: Doctor Lewis, human form of the 100 emoji.
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Loki: Why do I keep you around?
Darcy: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.
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Darcy: Can I ask you a personal question?
Thor: No.
Darcy: Can I anyway?
Thor: Yes.
Darcy: Are you from space?
Thor: No, of course not. I'm from a planet like everybody else.
Darcy: This planet?
Thor: Not specifically.
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Darcy: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Monica: You’re so cheesy, but I-
Agatha: Wanda is doing great, thanks for asking
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Wanda: No good can come from summoning a demon.
Agatha: I’m pretty sure I came from someone summoning a demon.
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Agatha: You’re not my mom!
Wanda: I don’t act that way. What do you think, Darcy? Do I act like a mom?
Darcy: Well, I…
Wanda: Stop rubbing your eye and speak clearly when you talk!
Darcy: Yes, ma’am
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Darcy: I dare you to kiss the next person that enters the room
Wanda: I’m not kissing anybo-
Agatha: *walks in*
Wanda: A dare is a dare so-
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Monica: You have compassion for her.
Agatha: What? Psshhh. No.
Monica: You think about her.
Agatha: I think about DESTROYING her. With my love.
Agatha: I mean magic.
Monica: …
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Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!
Darcy Lewis at some point, probably
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