#incorrect doctor dad quotes

[bruciemilf]

Bruce who treats Clark like a Google engine

Bruce, texting at 3 AM: should I take the shell off the eggs before or after I boil them?

Clark: Ask that out loud

Bruce: [calls] should I-

#dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superbat #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #i think the batkids do the same with bruce #at the doctors office being like whats my blood type. dad. DADDY ANSWER!!!!! #text #text post

[strangeironaf]

*Family group chat*

Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Peter: >:0 language

Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language

Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD

America: 'the fuck word'

Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.

Harley: oh my god she censored it

Tony: Say fuck Pepp

Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.

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[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!

#ironstrange #stephen strange #incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #peter parker #supremefamily #strangefamily #doctor dad #harley keener #source: derry girls

[lilstephenlover]

stephen: *just existing* y/n: stephen: y/n: who needs drugs when i can look at your eyes

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[the-mxster]

The end of time is so weird cause one moment I’ll be crying my eyes out cause my dads are so tragic then the next I’ll be laughing my ass off because I paused it at the wrong time

#my dads are so tragic #yet also hilarious #also big finish is a massive Thoschei shipper #I wanna listen to the next 10/Missy audio #I just haven’t gotten around to it yet #is it out yet? #idk #tensimm #Doctor who #incorrect quotes #simm master

[kitsunesfandomtime]

Garaki: -panicking because AFO getting married- Sir! What happens when Inko finds out who you really are?

AFO: -rolling his eyes- She will never find out. That's the point of lying.

#Dad for One #All for One MHA #All for One BNHA #Doctor Garaki #Inko Midoriya #Dad for One MHA #Dad for One BNHA #kyudai garaki #incorrect quotes #AFO: I mean you do it why is it odd when I try it? #Source: Megamind

[expectiations]

Pond Family Moments

Amy: Why don't you talk to River?

The Doctor, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Amy: What? So you go tell her she's cute, what's the worst that could happen?

The Doctor: She could hear me.

Rory, casually flicking his eyes to the sword prominently (and on purpose) displayed in the living room:

#you know it's canon that Amy and Rory act as mediators between their own children #and Rory may gnash his teeth when the Doctor's hands stray too far but he's a dad. that's what dads do. he'll always side with River though #pond family minisodes #the ponds #i always wanted a spin-off so this is me indulging myself #river song #eleventh doctor #amy pond #rory williams #mels zucker #melody williams #melody pond #rory pond #amelia williams #amelia pond #doctor who #doctor x river #yowzah #the doctor #incorrect quotes #incorrect doctor who quotes #dw incorrect quotes

[marvelflame2010]

Stephen: *standing outside the bathroom door* America, we have to go! Come out!

America: I'm a lesbian!

Stephen: Not what I meant, but I support you!

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[fandomnerd9602]

Flight Attendant: are traveling alone or with your kids?

Strange: alone

America and Y/N look all offended…

America: Dad? How could you say that?!

Y/n: yeah I thought you loved us!

Strange: you’re not my—I do love you. Oh alright! Come on!

Strange leads America and Y/N onto the plane…

For @jacelion

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[headcanonsandmore]

Dan: *when meeting Tegan and Ace* So, you two are like Yaz, right? The Doctors...

Tegan and Ace: Daughters.

Yaz, at the same moment: Ex-girlfriends.

Tegan and Ace: EX-GIRLFRIENDS?!

Yaz: DAUGHTERS?!

#doctor who #tbf no-one actually explained that to yaz #yasmin khan #yaz #thasmin #thirteenth doctor #yaz/thirteen #thirteen/yaz #tegan jovanka #ace mcshane #dorky space dad #dorky space dad and his posse of queer youth #eldritch space dad #fifth doctor #seventh doctor #the power of the doctor #doctor who centenary special #doctor who incorrect quotes #incorrect doctor who quotes

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#48 The Doctor

DPY/n*Ontop of some lower mountain of knocked out or...dead bodies laughing hysterically*BWHAHAHA-HA

God Fighters:...*Watching in horror*

Brunhilde+Valkryries:...

Humanity fighters:...

A Golden fire portal opens and a figure walks out passing thru them

Doctor Strange: Move Aside, I'm working*Tired reluctant dad walk*

Zeus: Who is the cloaked man?*Looks at Brunhilde*

Brunhilde*Shrugs at him*

Doctor Strange*Looking up at them*Y/N, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW!

DPY/n: MAKE ME OLD MAN!

Doctor Strange:...You kiss your mother with that mouth?-DONT MAKE ME GO UP THERE, CHILD!?

DPY/n:TRY IT.NERD!!!

Doctor Strange: You spawn of evil-WHEN WE GET HOME YOUR GONNA GET IT!*Flying up towards you*

DPY/n:WOAH!?-AAAH!?hahaha!

Gods, Valkyries & Humans*Suprised by their fight and even wincing and cringing in pain as the two fight each other*Oh-...OH!?

Doctor Strange: You Lil gremlin-Not the face! I'm an actor!*got smacked in the face with a rubber chicken*I SAID NOT THE FACE!?

...If you know where this is from you are cool in my eyes

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror #snv #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #deadpool y/n #snv zeus #ror zeus #snv brunhilde x reader #ror brunhilde x reader #ror gods #snv gods #ror humanity #snv humanity #doctor stephen strange #dadam feels his dad title threaten #ror incorrect quotes #snv incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[strangeironaf]

Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

America: Wasps?

Tony: Terriers?

Stephen: Tony.

#ironstrange #strangeiron #supreme family #incorrect ironstrange #incorrect supremefamily #incorrect strangeiron #incorrect quotes #stephen strange #tony stark #peter parker #harley keener #america chavez #dr strange #iron man #spider man #iron dad #doctor dad

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Peter: Remember what Doctor Dad said- Harley: Ask no questions and you will be told no lies? Peter: No. Peter: I mean, he DID say that, but no.

#stephen strange #ironstrange #incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #peter parker #supremefamily #strangefamily #harley keener #doctor dad

[clanoffelidae]

Jo: Hi space dad. Hi evil space dad.

Doctor: Hello Jo.

Master: Hello Ms. Grant.

#doctor who #the doctor #the master #jo grant #third doctor #delgado!master #threegado #thoschei #doctor who incorrect quotes #honestly i could just tag this with every thoschei variation and it would still be true #thirteen and missy can still be space dads and you know it

[enigmaticrebel]

Tony: The French have gifted us so much

Peter: Like what Mr Stark?

Stephen: French toast, cheese-

Tony: The guillotine

Stephen, nodding: Exactly

Peter, concerned: Wait, what-

Wong: You'll get used to it eventually

Wong: I hope

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[13thdoctorshitposts]

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#doctor who #source: dads army #episode: the halloween apocalypse #character: karvanista #character: the doctor (thirteen) #character: yasmin khan #incorrect quotes