#incorrect dnd

[incorrectgalvania]

Maedi: Wow, I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs

Vonia: Those are bones

Maedi, looking straight up: Not if I don’t look down, they’re not

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

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[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Anyone done this yet?

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.

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[anotherdarkiboi]

The clock app kept fucking up my slideshow, so here you go. I wrote him extra cunty

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[merciawintersageposting]

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[iwannabealice]

holga: you look like you've never touched a woman in your life

xenk: i'm homosexual

holga: i'm sorry. you look like you've never touched a man in your life

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[reaperofravens]

Edgin: Fuck!

Doric: Language.

Xenk: Common.

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[dragonflavoredcake]

Cleo, running a DnD campaign: Okay, so you have successfully murdered the corrupt politician. What are you going to do with the corpse?

Impulse: Burn it!

Gem: We're not burning it, we'll get caught in a heartbeat! It's a waste of time and energy. Acid would be suspect and timely as well. We'll need to take the teeth, burn off finger and toe prints, and move it. We can tie it down and sink it in a lake before leaving the area. If there's an in-universe equivalent to a police radar, we'll have to get one to keep tabs.

Cleo:

Impulse:

Pearl:

Gem: . . . What?

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[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 3) (also including some from my homeland security class because it fits)

Bruce:"Whatever helps you sleep at night" Jason:"I sleep just fine- I have no guilty concensus" Tim:“Is a skateboard considered technology”? Duke:“You are victim blaming rn” Damian:“I am because it's the victim's fault”

Steph:“Not to kink shame- but I felt shame” Dick:“I don't wear socks from April to November” Duke:“As like a rule”? Kon:“Fireball-” Tim:“Actually,Lightning ball-” Bart + Cassie, in unison:“Alleged ball” Jason:“So obviously people have feet fetishes- but I have a foot phobia, they don't belong on a body” Damian:“Did you know every winter they kick all the drones out to freeze to death” Steph:“That's so valid- girlboss moment” Jason:"I'm sorry but if that makes you a white supremacists, you gotta stop the weed"

Steph:“What do you have against sharks”? Cass:“I think we're in mutual competition” Tim:“...Care to elaborate”? Cass:“Well were winning- humankind verse sharks” Steph:“OH I thought you meant You vs the sharks” Dick:“I'll allow you to talk- or I will accept an answer in the form of interpretive dance”

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[hmslusitania]

Deleted Scenes from the Underdark

Ed: ugh that guy is the worst I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him

Holga: I mean, you don’t have to

Ed: no, I’m gonna

Xenk: heard that too ☺️

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[incorrectgalvania]

Maedi to Hemlock, about Foxglove: when you have a dildo everything looks like a vagina ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2622

Wyll is truly the only sane person in this party. (Dialogue from The Muppets.)

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[incorrect911argoship]

*The 118 playing DnD during a slow shift*

Dungeon Master Hen: Wait, you want to play as an undead bard?

Buck, excitedly: Yeah. His name is gonna be Dead Sheeran!

Chim: What kind of music is he playing?

Buck: Death metal, obviously.

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: You need to eat healthier. Fighter: No. Cleric: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died. Fighter: Oh my gods. Cleric: In a fire storm. Fighter: That sounds unrelated. Cleric: I cast the fire storm. Do not disobey me.

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[wing-does-stuff]

Another from @incorrect-dnd-classes of a classic with some dialog tweaks.

Paladin: You kidnapped the king? That's illegal.

Warlock: But what's more illegal; briefly inconveniencing a king or going against the will of the party?

Paladin: Kidnapping the king, Warlock.

Bard: Paladin, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now, these people are counting on you to inspire them.

Paladin: To kidnap people?

Bard: To work together!

Paladin: To kidnap people???

Rogue: If it helps, Paladin, we already decided that a royal is not 'a people'-

Paladin: It does not!

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