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incorrectnerov-quotes · 10 hours ago
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V: Nero, you can't kill him
Nero: You don't think I can kill a 49 year old man? Oh, okay. Well, I will smash in his FACE with a bat like a WATERMELON!!
V: Oh, no, no, I believe you have the ability to kill him.
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Nero: At first, my dad wouldn't let me have V because all he thought I wanted to do with V was sex and he's wrong.
Nero: I wanted to take V out on a date FIRST
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V: YOU PUT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE!!
Nico, kicking down the door: Now what in the fuck did I just hear?!
Nero: not much I just plugged the laptop charger into the headphone Jack
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queen-of-hoshido · a day ago
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Nero: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Y/n...
Dante: As you should be.
Nero: No, for real, they're kind of-
Dante: As. You. Should. Be.
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 3 days ago
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Nero, holding V up by his neck with his devil breaker: Now if you can just explain to me why you thought this was a good idea, I just might let you go.
V:[choking noises]
Nero: See, I don't get it either
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