Saint Paddy's day Party
Nero: Why not just use food coloring for the beer?
Dante: Uh. Cause Beer's not a food. When was the last time you ate a beer?
Nero: When was the last time you drank paint?
Dante, stays quiet:
Nero: Have you been drinking paint?
Dante:..No.
Nero: Let me see your tongue.
Dante:*slowly shows green tongue*
Nero: OH MY GOD!
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Y/n: Looks like we can't mansplain or manipulate ourselves out of this situation?
Dante: How about malewife'ing?
Vergil: Manslaughter it is.
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Dmc incorrect quotes
Nero, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Nero, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Nero: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
Dante: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.
V: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Nero: Because your toast would get soggy!
V: Let’s not Dante this into a worse situation than it already is.
Dante: Did you just use my name as a verb?
Dante: Can you pass the salt?
V: Can you pass away?
Dante: Too much salt.
V: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Nero: You're drinking orange juice.
Dante: I got an idea!
V: Does it involve breaking the law?
Dante: By now don’t you think that’s a given?
V: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Dante: Don’t bother.
Dante: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".
Nero: I see you're passing on your name.
Nero: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
V: Wasn’t Dante with you?
Dante: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Nero, Vergil, and Dante are playing poker. Dante is winning by a long shot.
Nero: Aw, come on.
Vergil: It’s not fair! He doesn't even know what we’re playing!
Dante: Go Fish?
Nero, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Dante: grabs and chugs the entire bottle
Dante:
Dante: It's perfume.
Dante: What is wrong with you?
Vergil: Many, many things…
Vergil: And most of them are your fucking fault.
Dante: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.
Nero: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
Dante: …Your point?
Nero: I can be your partner for the next race.
Vergil: Sorry, Nero. It's a sibling race.
Dante: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
Vergil: It's only children, Dante. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!
Dante: They called me the B-word.
Vergil: Motherfucker doesn’t start with ‘b’.
Nero: If you’re going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a couple of greasy little steps which might not even still be there, you can forget it.
Vergil: There is an alternative, then.
Nero: Out with it.
Vergil: You could drop five hundred feet down a pitch black tower and hit stones which certainly are there.
Vergil: If there’s one thing I learned from Dante, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
Nero, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Vergil, standing in front of Nero: bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen
Nero, crying: Please…stop…
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Nero: I need coffee.
V: I need a nap.
Dante: I need a vacation.
Vergil: I need duct tape, a rope, and a shovel.
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Y/N: Dante, help me, I promised Vergil that i'll cook dinner, but I don't know how!
Dante,pouring milk into a bowl with cereal,while eating pizza : and you think i can help you with this?
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Chatting With Vergil pt 4
Vergil: Y/N where have you been? It's been weeks, months since we have seen you!
Y/N: *standing inside the DMC* *soaked in water, seaweed, has a pirate's hat* You have been missing from Nero's life for the last twenty years...how dare you question me?
Vergil: Touche.
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Vergil is asleep.
You: He looks so peaceful right now.
Dante uncapping a marker: And vulnerable.
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