#incorrect death note quotes

[kiira-kiira]

death note incorrect quotes: drawn!

stuff i did using quotes from an incorrect quote generator

#death note #misa amane #light yagami #beyond birthday #incorrect quotes #incorrect death note quotes #fanart #art #my art

[liquidpaperfoundation]

saw this on r/TIHI and decided to put the blorbos on it

#death note #l lawliet #light yagami #misa amane #death note incorrect quotes #my art #incorrect death note quotes

[lucy-verse]

L: Look at that idiot trying to infiltrate the Yotsuba Group.

L: *realises it’s Matsuda*

L: Oh no, that’s my idiot.

#lawtsuda #incorrect death note quotes #death note #l lawliet #touta matsuda #matsuda touta

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbeees]

Yotsuba arc! Light: I was put on the earth to do one thing and one thing only

Yotsuba arc! Light: luckily I forgot what that was so I can do whatever

#and this precedes the weirdest arc I’ve ever seen #light yagami #death note #kira #yagami light #the death note #dn light #incorrect death note quotes #dn incorrect quotes #death note incorrect quotes #incorrect dn quotes

[citruscloudsandmoon]

Misa about L: "L is kinda like a dog. He doesn't really think about me when I am gone. But he is so happy when I show up 🥰"

#source: big bang theory #Death note #Incorrect quotes #Incorrect death note quotes #Lxmisa #l x misa #Lawmane #l lawliet #Misa Amane #Yeah hi... #I miss them that's why I posted about them 😭 #Otp: I think I just met my wife #Line: I could fall for you

[coockie8]

Near: we need to get through this locked door. Matt, give me your credit card.

Matt: Here.

Near, pocketing it: Thanks. Mello, kick down the door.

#Death Note #nearlymellodramattic #Death Note Near #Death Note Matt #Death Note Mello #incorrect quotes #incorrect death note quotes

[could-be-kira]

light: would you shut up for at least five minutes?

L: if you stop doing everything like kira, i'd be happy to.

light: wh– you don't even know how kira lives his life!

L: well, let's see... i know that he's the big spoon, tries to go to sleep at approximately eleven p.m. with varying levels of difficulty, is somehow incredibly unattracted to his girlfriend, and thinks about killing me while still going downstairs in the morning to share donuts for breakfast.

light: how did y– you just described me again.

L: exactly.

#misa in the background: light doesn't love me anymore AND he's spooning ryuzaki? blasphemous. #death note #incorrect death note quotes #incorrect death note #l lawliet #light yagami #lawlight #♡ / ( incorrect quotes . )

[tea-cake-and-sarcasm]

Enjoy this assortment of Incorrect Death Note Quotes I generated at 2am

L , Light & Misa: *screaming*

Rem: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Misa?!

L : Wait, why are you asking Misa that when Light and I are also here?

Rem: Because Misa wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Misa: I'm cold.

Rem: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Light: I'm cold.

Ryuk: I can't control the weather, Light.

Light: You know, Rem gives Misa flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Ryuk: Okay.

*Later*

Ryuk: *gives Misa flowers*

Misa: ???

Ryuk: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

Misa: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Rem: Um, murder???

Ryuk: Adventuring!

Light: Tuesday.

Rem: I give up. I am so tired.

Ryuk: Get the emergency supply!

Light: *carries Misa and places them in front of Rem*

Misa: *smiles*

Rem: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

Misa: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Misa: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Light: I did?

Misa: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Light.

Misa: *walks away*

Light:

Light: They're gone Ryuk.

Ryuk, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

Ryuk: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!

Light: Why is Misa's a monster?

Misa: Ryuk, you forgot Light's! Its only an empty space!

Ryuk, proudly: Exactly

Misa, staring upwards: So, Light broke up with me… haha…

Ryuk: Why are you looking up?

Misa: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!

Matt: So, are you two friends?

Near : Yes.

Mello: No.

Near : ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Mello, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Near : You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?

Mello: If you say me, I swear I’ll—

Near : You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!

Naomi, at Beyond’s funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

Naomi, leaning over Beyond’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Beyond, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

Generator used: Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

#incorrect quotes #death note #incorrect death note quotes #wow this is long #l lawliet #light yagami #mello #near #wammys house

[detective-strawberry]

naomi: youre a bug

BB: why?

naomi: small

naomi: crawls around

based on a text from my boyfriend last night

which im also sure is based off of a post he saw on instagram

#death note #dn #deathnote #beyond birthday #beyondbirthday #naomi misora #naomimisora #death note labb #los angeles bb murder cases #death note incorrect quotes #incorrect death note quotes #detective strawberry

[cjs-51703]

Mello: Why are L and Light sitting with their backs to each other?

Matt: They had a fight.

Mello: Then why are they holding hands?

Matt: They get sad when they fight.

#anime #incorrect quotes #incorrect death note #incorrect death note quotes #death note #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #mello dn #matt dn #mihael keehl #mail jeevas

[fandomtrxsh19]

Ryuk out, bitches

-Ryuk, after Light dies

#ryuk death note #death note #incorrect death note quotes #source: a very potter musical

[eternallyb0red]

Light: y'know L, there hasn't been a single person who hasn't been bewitched by my charms, perfection and looks..

L: I beg to differ.

Light: ...then beg

#yeah yeah i copied it from a saiki k post no shit #but idk i found it to be funny so. #lawlight #lightxl #light yagami #l lawliet #death note #dn #text post #incorrect death note quotes

[liquidpaperfoundation]

Light: So, Misa, just to be clear, I do not love you, and you are as important to me as shit under my shoe.

Misa: Yup!

Light: And this does not bother you at all?

Misa: No siree!

#death note #light yagami #misa amane #incorrect death note quotes

[lucy-verse]

L: I don’t wish to alarm you, Matsuda-san, but it appears I am bleeding.

Matsuda: Oh my God! We need to get you to a hospital! What’s your blood type?

L: B positive.

Matsuda: I’m trying but you’re BLEEDING!

#lawtsuda #death note #incorrect death note quotes #l lawliet #matsuda touta #touta matsuda #sparkle queue

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbeees]

Light, in Mu: I know you feel betrayed

L: yes that’s an unfortunate side effect of being betrayed

#death note #light yagami #kira #l lawliet #yagami light #the death note #dn light #lawlight #dn l #dn incorrect quotes #death note incorrect quotes #l x light #light x l #incorrect death note quotes #shinigami #incorrect dn quotes #incorrect quotes

[smartzelda]

Light, fighting and clawing to stay in the living world as a spirit before his soul finally passes on: Wh– Ryuk??

Ryuk: Oh, Light. Heh heh. I see you're not quite gone yet.

Light: What are you doing?

Ryuk: Shadowing an interesting human?

Light: You know what I mean.

Light: Motherfucker. You literally just broke up with me and wrote my name in the death note. Why are you shadowing my dad?

Ryuk: You know, Light, your dad is extremely cool.

Light: STOP. STOP. WHY??!

Ryuk: Heh heh. Just cause you lose a prince doesn't mean you give up on a king. 😏

#death note #death note musical #incorrect death note quotes #incorrect death note #terraito #Ryuk x soichiro #soichiro x Ryuk #light yagami #ryuk death note #I'm not all that sorry for this tbh have you guys watched japan's musical?? DO #Ryuk is just. the musical is gay and the shinigami are touchy #I took a screenshot but tumblr won't let me do a readmore #so source is that reddit post about that guy playing games with his ex's dad long after they actually broke up and the redit user saying #'bro understands that just because you lose a queen doesn't mean you have to give up on a king'