Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.
Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.
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[texting]
Jason: Hey.
Dick: What?
Jason: Do you know this guy?
Jason: *sends a screenshot of Roy's social media*
Dick: Yeah, I fought on a team with him two years ago.
Jason: As you can see, he just requested to follow me.
Dick: Have you ever met him?
Jason: No.
Dick: Then don't let him follow you.
Jason: But that's mean.
Dick: You don't know him.
Jason: But you do.
Dick: We aren't the same person!
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jason went on a hike, tim suffered for it
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Y/n: What are you doing here?
Damian: I could ask you the same question.
Y/n: I live here. This is my house.
Damian: I should probably ask you a different question.
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*They are making a fake hostage video to lure a villain*
Dick: Okay, one more take. Please stop saying, “don’t forget to like and subscribe.”
Kori: Sure, but how are we gonna get followers on this thing then?
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Robin: …and all in all, our mission was a success!
The Justice League: *looking at their sidekicks covered in bruises surrounded by property damage
The Justice League: If this is what you call a success, we’d hate to see what you would consider a disaster.
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Fans: Hey Jay, whats your favorite thing to do?
Jason: Well. I really like to-
Dc: SUFFER
Fan: I didn't ask you-
Dc: HE LIKES TO SUFFER
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Bruce: How could you fail your test? I swear I really gonna give up for adoption.
Bruce: Simple questions. Look at this. If Amy had twelve cupcakes, where is her sister Anna?
Y/n: Reread the question
Bruce: If Amy had twelve cupcakes, where is her sister Anna? ....What the fuck Amy's sister got to do with the twelve cupcakes?
Y/n: .... Still gonna give me up for adoption or....
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Dick: Slade attacked here-
Y/n: Slade? More like Slay'd.
Dick: Get out.
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Take the pizza, Tim. 😥
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jason: i think it’s time i get my life in order
tim, narrating: but he did not get his life in order. in fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon
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Jaime, a Texan: I've never seen snow before. Can someone describe it to me?
Tim, a Gothamite: Smells like water.
Jaime: Wow, it's like I'm there.
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Jason Todd.
That’s it. That’s the post.
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Yn: I made you a bracelet.
Jason: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Yn: Well, you don't have to wear it.
Jason: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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