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Matt: What are you writing?
Frank: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Y/N, looking over Frank’s shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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super-marvel-dc · 1 year
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Frank: Why are Y/n and Matt sitting with their backs to each other?
Foggy: They had a fight.
Frank: Then why are they holding hands?
Foggy: They get sad when they fight.
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Did it on em
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Foggy: so, I'm in love with Matt
Karen: our Matt?
Foggy: yes. Thoughts?
Karen: and prayers
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father paul: god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers <3
matt murdock: ok bitch when did i fucking enlist tho
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wysteria-clad · 2 years
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Y/n: Matt, would you still love me if i was a worm?
Matt: Worm? The actual insect? That's unrealistic. First of all you're a human. If you turned into a worm you'd be in the ground.
Y/n: You don't me love?
Matt: I do. But how am I supposed to find you when you're in the ground? Aren't worms blind? How are you gonna see me coming?
Y/n: I-
Matt: How do you know it was me? I don't get this flawed analogy.
Y/n: *stands up* Nevermind *walks away mumbling* Never argue with a lawyer..
Matt: I heard that! *smirks*
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karmaspidr · 5 months
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Daredevil: We don't kill people.
Frank: What about all those guys who died in the hospital after meeting you?
Daredevil: That is not my fault. They just had shitty doctors.
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marvellyous-archive · 2 years
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Wade: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Peter: It takes a screenshot.
Matt: For the love of god, shut the fuck up.
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youcantcallmethat · 12 days
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Foggy: Elektra is an ASSASSIN?
Matt: What can I say? Love is blind.
Foggy: No. YOU'RE blind.
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Matt: Fisk, my old arch enemy.
Frank: … I thought I was your arch enemy.
Matt: I have a life outside of you, Frank.
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Matt: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called every time I'm depressed, I take a drink. Frank: That game exists. it's called alcoholism.
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“okay listen up here i don’t wanna hear your idiots voice unless the fuckin’ world is on fire!”
_ Daredevil after the first time with the red team.
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stuckysknife · 1 year
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Matt: Alright, Spider-Man, be safe out there. I'll see you around.
Peter [joking]: Unless you go blind!
Matt:
Peter:
Matt:
Peter: wait-
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hiddenvioletsgrow · 5 months
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Karen: Matt’s kinda a jerk
Foggy: Yeah, but he’s OUR jerk
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Foggy: ask me why I love you
Matt: why do you love me?
Foggy, pulling out a 200 slide powerpoint: I'm glad you asked-
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mhmm happy trails
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