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Bell: I feel like you’re judging me. Ryuu: I am not judging you. I am HEAVILY judging your Goddess. Hestia: Hey-
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incorrect-joseimuke · 2 years
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Librarian: The suspect is one of the writers. You folk showed up, acting all friendly, but who's to say it wasn't one of you?! You could have seduced him, and when his guard was down...!
Librarian: Was it you? *points at Bunal Eiji*
Librarian: You? *points at Bunal Nok*
Librarian: You? *points at Bunal Aktgw*
Librarian: YOU?! *points at Bunal Kkc, then looks down at his chest*
Librarian: Nah... Couldn't be that one.
Cat: Nope. Definitely not.
Bunal Kkc: *yells in outrage*
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keonamariearelis · 3 years
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Bell: whaddya mean you’re not going?! I could die alone!!
Ais: I believe I made myself clear about my number of f**ks and wanting to give them..
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Natsu: Oh my. Erza looks great this evening and you two are definitely dressed to impress. But may I avert your eyes to this beauty. My precious Lucy cleans up nicely doesn't she?
Lucy: Umm. Please don't try to embarrass me, Natsu. Or I might have to punch you.
Natsu: You're cute when you're bashful. You know that?
*Natsu gets punched across the room.
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Hestia: You can’t tell anyone about this. Hephaestus: Don’t worry, Hestia. I only told Take. Take: And I only told Hermes. Hermes: And I told many, many people.
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Bell: I'm sorry. Welf: You're not. Bell: I didn't know what I was doing! Lili: Well, I believe that part.
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Bell: I wish I knew what other people really thought of me, don’t you? Hestia: I guess so. Hestia, internally: I love you, I love you, I’m in love with you so much it’s killing me.
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Hermes: You've come to the right person. Hestia: Uh, we didn't come to you at all. Bell: Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking... Hermes: There wasn't time for you guys to figure out you needed me. Fortunately, the walls are thin.
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Hestia: What scares you the most? Bell: Werewolves! Mikoto: Sharks! Lili: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death. Welf: Lili.
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Asfi: There you are. You didn’t wake me up this morning. Hermes: I tried. You said, “I’m dead. Leave me, find someone else”.
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Hestia: I've raised five perfectly functional children. Lili: You have five kids we don't know about?
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Tione: What the hell is wrong with you? Bete: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself, but still think I’m better than everyone else.
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Hermes: Wow, it's really muggy out today. Asfi: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving this Familia. Hermes: *sips coffee from bowl*
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Tiona: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Bete: What the fuck? Tione: She's having an idea.
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Ais: It's too quiet. Tiona: No, it's three quiet. Tione: Three quiet? What the hell does that mean? Tiona: It's one more than too quiet.
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