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#incorrect crossover ship quotes
mazelicious · 10 months
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Criminal Minds is wild cause they'll give Emily Prentiss insane chemistry with everyone except her boyfriend
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slytherizz · 4 months
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"Boy Pretty. Head Empty." - Sebastian Sallow, 1890s (probably)
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jaytriesstuff · 1 year
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Danny: I hate you.
Tim: Well according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
(Based on my fanfic Lay Low and Graduate on Ao3)
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madmanwonder · 3 months
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Hilda: You are cute. Be mine.
Jaune: Like a boyfriend or a slave?
Hilda: Yes *Collared Up Jaune* Be a good boy and follow me~
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lukas-dusk · 5 months
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I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏
Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?
Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!
Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*
Castiel : You're adorable.
Dean : *blushes*
Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.
Castiel : Because he have little hands.
Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?
Dean : Did you ask Castiel?
Steve : He said no.
Dean : Then why did you ask me?
Steve : He's not the boss of you.
Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.
Dean : Getting gayer.
Steve : Thank you, Dad.
Dean : *yawns*
Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.
Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Megatron and Cody Incorrect Quote
Cody: Why would you think any of this is a good idea?!
Megatron: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Cody:…oh.
Megatron: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
OMG this is too canon to handle o(^▽^)o
Congrats, you are the second person who sends me an answer!!
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dax-enfinity · 9 months
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Danny: I'm a reverse necromancer!
Jimmy: Isn't that just killing people?
Danny: Ah, technicality.
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Did I ever mention that Malleus and Sephiroth both wear outfits that are canonically slutty?
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Sephiroth: Do you wish to continue to show your chest so shamelessly? It's very distracting.
Malleus: Me? You're the one who's one inch away from exposing your nipples. And wouldn't you catch a cold?
Sephiroth: I do not catch common colds. You should worry about yourself feeling the lack of warmth.
Malleus: *pulls on the leather straps* I wonder if you could feel this? *lets go of the straps*
Sephiroth: *winces* how dare you.
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angels-and-demons · 10 months
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Toby: He'll be fine. I mean, I've been through worse. Look at me, I'm the picture of health.
Nico: ...ignoring your trauma doesn't make you healthy.
Toby: Sure it does.
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zombieplaguedoc · 22 days
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America: What did you two do?
Tord:
Me:
America: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
ANTIS DNI, THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU.
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indigomarina · 3 months
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Damien: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Serena a little bit.
Jon, holding Damien's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Damien: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Jon: My mistake.
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thekaiqueen · 3 months
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Dick: Is something burning?
Clint: Just my love for you.
Dick: Clint, the toaster is on fire.
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aisururuby · 11 months
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Athanasia x Arhen incorrect quotes ft. Jennette and Arienne
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Arhen : You are an absolute fucking dork.
Athanasia , singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Arhen : *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
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Arhen : *sees someone doing something stupid*
Arhen : What an idiot.
Arhen : *realizes it's Athanasia *
Arhen : Wait, that's MY idiot!
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Athanasia , trying to comfort Arhen : What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Arhen : You know, Athanasia , you are the sun in my life.
Athanasia : Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?
Arhen : Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.
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Athanasia , watching Arhen and Arienne fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Jennette , not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Athanasia : Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Arhen : Jennette .
Arienne : Jennette .
Jennette : Me.
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Jennette , watching Athanasia & Arienne panic : What's going on?
Arhen : Athanasia is having a midlife crisis and Arienne is just having a crisis.
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Jennette : So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Arienne : A character!
Arhen : A setting!
Athanasia , a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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madmanwonder · 3 months
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“I am going to beat Mother-in-Law record by having dozens little Jauney and Elphey~!”
Elphelt Valentine to Jaune Arc he told her about his six sisters.
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Can I offer up some Virian content??? Can we do that??? Can I be the “Incorrect Virian Quotes” person? 🫨
Violet: You wanna go see this magic show with me? It’s only in town for two days!
Varian: You’re Gonna pay money for something totally fake when you could watch me do real authentic ✨A L C H E M Y✨ for free?
Violet: Yeah it’s fake, but it’s cool!
Varian: CHEMICAL REACTIONS ARE COOL, VIOLET.
@virianhaven
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Violet: Can we..hold hands?
Varian:
Violet:
Varian: Mine are kinda sweaty because I’ve been wanting to ask that for the past hour.
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