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mamaspidershit · 4 months

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Clint: If something happened to Peter… I couldn’t live with myself. Natasha: Of course you wouldn’t have to because I would kill you.

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slavicshadownr · 2 months

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Phil: Romanoff, how long do you estimate this task will take? Natasha: By myself? probably around 25 minutes. Phil: And if I made Barton help? Natasha: Oh an hour and a half at least!

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auroraromaximoff · 5 months

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Clint: Everyone is always like; “How’d you get with Natasha?” “How’d you bag Natasha?” Bro I didn’t bag shit. Natasha picked me up, by my neck, threw me over her shoulder, and I’ve been on it ever since. And I don’t have any plans on getting off anytime soon.

Nat: *Winks*

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natsskydivingcrew · 1 year

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*Natasha, presenting Maria with a tiny spiky cactus, with a little red flower on top, after she moved desks*

Clint: You’re in love with her but instead of telling her you bought her a plant.

Natasha:

Clint: Hey it kind looks like you

*wack*

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georgie3116 · 29 days

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Natasha: Bucky is great. I mean, he’s into all the same things I’m into.

Clint: Well, so am I. Now, I don’t want to sound as insecure as I really am, but you’re not trying to replace me with this Bucky dude are you?

Natasha: Clint… Your first uniform was literally an 80’s bright purple spandex suit and a ridiculous Halloween mask, no one could ever replace you - believe me.

Clint: Good because I may not be your Russian Assassin Best Friend…

Clint: BUT I AM DEFINITELY YO BEST FRIEND. YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

Natasha: No…

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clintbartonruinedmylife · 1 year

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Natasha: Okay, truth or dare?

Clint: Truth.

Natasha: How many hours have you slept this week?

Clint:

Clint: ... Dare.

Natasha: Go to bed.

Clint: I don't like this game.

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winter-angst · 9 months

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[DMs]

Clint: what are your pronouns?

Natasha: she/her

Clint: cool

Natasha: but like in the way you refer to a boat

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jonasdirection101 · 5 months

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Someone: “That’s a weird f*cking tone, man.”

Clint, looks between the person and Natasha: “That’s just how she sounds, she has an asshole voice! Nat, tell them they’re ok!”

Natasha, glaring: “Everything’s great.”

Clint, looking at Natasha in disbelief: “Dude.”

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immadowhateva · 2 years

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Misunderstandings

[Y/n sighing]: Why am I so cold?

Clint: Well, it must've been hard growing up in the red room and having to hide your emotions all the time. You know, you can always talk to me.

Y/n: No, I meant... I'm fucking freezing up here. Why did we have to be on the roof for this mission? I need some Nat's cuddles ASAP.

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[Later, Y/n laying in bad with Natasha]

Y/n: Then, Clint had the audacity to call me a cold-hearted bitch. Can you believe it? I was just having some small talk about the weather.

Natasha: I'm sure he didn't mean to offend you like that, darling.

Y/n: Whatever... Maybe I'll join one of Yelena's pranks against him next time.

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totallycorrectclintasha · 1 year

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clint: i’m going to need a human skull but you can’t ask why

natasha: only if you also don’t ask why

natasha: [pulls out four immaculate human skulls]

clint:

clint: i’ll take that one!

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lunersoul · 1 year

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Clint: we should get a dog

Nat: why?

Clint, pulling up a 200-page Word document: I'm so glad you asked

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mamaspidershit · 7 months

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Natasha: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat! Clint: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Peter, go find out if that thing can catch fire! Natasha: You're a bad influence. Clint: And you don't know your sayings.

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slavicshadownr · 1 year

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Clint: We need to get through this locked door. Tony, give me your credit card

Tony: Here.

Clint, pocketing it: Thanks. Nat, kick down the door.