Olivia: *puts her feet up on the table* So, I heard you like bad girls.
Alex: No?
Olivia: *puts her feet back down* Oh thank god, that felt awful.
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Alex: About a week ago I accidentally slept with Detective Benson.
Elizabeth: Really?
Alex: Yes.
Elizabeth: You accidentally slept with a SVU detective.
Alex: Olivia Benson.
Elizabeth: Accidentally.
Alex: Yes.
Elizabeth: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
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Amanda: Alex won't come out of her office.
Olivia: Just tell her I said something.
Amanda: Like what?
Olivia: Anything factually incorrect.
Amanda, sighs: If you say so.
Alex, angrily storms out of her office: Did you just say the sun is a planet?!
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Elliot: Stop texting my girlfriend 😤
Alex: Chill, bro. She’s dating both of us. You are my boyfriend-in-law.
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olivia: *gets hurt on duty* ow
casey, alex, and amanda, miles away: *waking up in a cold sweat* something’s wrong
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Olivia: I guess you could say I've fallen for you.
Alex: You literally just rolled down eight flights of stairs. How are you even alive?
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Olivia: I don’t care anymore! I’ve just decided that I am, in fact, a snack, and people are just not hungry yet..
Alex: …I’m starving.
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Alex: WHO THE HELL DID THIS! BECAUSE I SWEAR THEY-
Olivia: It was me..
Alex: will be forgiven because everyone deserves their second, third and fourth chances!
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Olivia: Are you ever going to say anything?
Alex: I don’t know, what would you like me to say?
Olivia: Usually it’s ‘what were you thinking?’, ‘that was reckless’, or my personal favorite, ‘you could have been killed’.
Alex: No, it doesn’t seem like i need to have the conversation, you know it by heart already.
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Olivia: You know, it wouldn't kill you to be nice to Cassidy once in a while.
Alex: We don't know that.
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Olivia: Do you remember when we agreed that we would be better off as friends?
Alex, naked in Olivia's bed: No, I do not.
Olivia, taking off her clothes: Fuck, me neither!
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Alex: Liv I am having a hard time deciding which one would be good fit for our family. Adoption is hard.
Olivia: Alex we have been here for an hour. Please pick up a plant already!
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Olivia: Need some sleep, Al?
Alex: Um, no?
Olivia: You have bags under your eyes.
Alex: It's a look I'm going for.
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Olivia: Maybe we were meant to last, but I guess we’ll never know. You were taken away far too soon. And that’s not fair, because there were so many more things I wanted to experience with you.
Alex: It’s just a dropped ice cream cone.
Olivia: Can you just stop, please? This is a very emotional time for me.
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Elliot: Did you know you only fall in love three times in your life?
Olivia: That’s not true. I fall in love with Alex every time I see her.
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