#incorrect buckytony

[sunnysideprincess]

Tony: This is bad! I haven't gotten laid in like five months. Everytime I bring home a date, they just leave without so much as a text! Why?

Steve: *polishing his shield* No idea.

Bucky: *sharpening his knives* Beats me.

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[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Bucky: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

Tony: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

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[ace-t-fic]

Jarvis: sir, it seems that James is attempting to contact you.

Tony: *nervous* Why?!

Jarvis: Maybe it's because he loves you, sir

Bucky: *sensing something is off in the universe and knowing tony has something to do with it*

#winteriron incorrect qoutes #winteriron #bucky/tony #bucky x tony #buckytony #james bucky barnes/tony stark #bbts

[slutforwinteriron]

…….

Im sorry

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[buckyskotenok]

Coffee shop date bonus.

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[padfootodd]

Bucky and Tony quietly heading towards the lab.

Steve: what are you guys up to?

Tony: what? Us? We’re just going to…

Bucky: … do some improvements on my arm.

Steve:

Tony:

Bucky:

Steve: please tell me you guys won’t do those internet experiments and blow the lab again.

Tony: that was one time, Steven!

Bucky: yeah! You crashed a plane on Arctic but we ain’t throwing that in your face!

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[holistic-alcoholic]

Steve, looking at Tony who’s asleep on Bucky’s shoulder: is he ok? He looks exhausted.

Bucky: he haven’t got any sleep for a couple of days.

Steve: that’s not healthy.

Bucky, softly & tenderly: yeah, I’m going to yell at him about it tomorrow.

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[gayshiplord]

bucky: tony talks in his sleep sometimes. it’s adorable.

tony, asleep: fucking fight me … step up.. bitch

bucky: fuck ‘em up, doll

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[sunnysideprincess]

Tony: Remember when you shot me in my face?

Bucky: Remember when you blew off my arm?

Tony: Remember when you and your bff left me in Siberia?

Bucky: Remember when you asked me to move in with you?

Tony: Remember when you asked me if I could ride you?

Bucky: Remember when you said you loved me?

Tony: Remember when you said you'd marry me?

Bucky: ...

Avengers: ...

Bucky: Okay, you have me there.

Tony: ...

Bucky: Marry me?

Tony: *scoffs* Fine. You win this round. *kisses him*

Steve: Remember when you said I could be the bridesmaid?

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[fresh-oregano]

[Something goes wrong]

Sam: Barnes, honestly, what's the smartest thing you've done lately?

Bucky: Tony

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[buckyusuallytopstony]

Bucky: I prevented a murder today.

Tony: Good job! How?

Bucky: Self-control.

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[slutforwinteriron]

tony: I’m not a brat

bucky: and I don’t have metal arm

tony: I mean, take it off and you won’t—

bucky:

bucky: You-

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[padfootodd]

Tony: argh, I hate headache.

Bucky: told you it was too much coffee.

Tony: coffee’s never enough, Buckaroo.

Bucky: yeah? Tell that to your migraine.

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[overheard-at-avengers-tower]

Tony: I just can't believe he'd lie to me. I really thought we were soulmates.Oh, my God, I am so sorry. I can't believe I said that. You're his soulmate. I'm a whore. You must hate me so much. If it's any consolation, I hate me more.

Steve: I don't hate you at all. I got all that out of my system with that one.*points at Bucky*

Tony: You're so amazing, to be friends with your husband's mistress.

Bucky: *sarcastically* Yeah, it's like a dream come true.

Steve: Ignore him. He's working through some stuff right now. He's kind of troubled. But you smell amazing. What is that?

Tony: I think it's just sweat.The worst part about this is, you seem so nice...and he had me believing you were the devil.

Steve: Wait, what?

Tony: He said you cheated on him, then asked for a divorce.

Steve: He said that...I was the cheater? That's what he said? That I cheated?

Tony:I'm so sorry.

Steve: That is so... Okay.That's... What an asshole!

Bucky: He's a liar, Steve. Who cares?

Steve: Because it's not fair. He made me the bad guy. And he's divorcing me?

Bucky: You know it's not actually happening, right?

Steve: He could pick any scenario, and he picks that? And makes me the villain? And then divorces me for fake-cheating?

Tony: I shouldn't have told you. I'm sorry.

Steve: It's not your fault I married a monster. You are innocent in all this.

Bucky: Let's go back to Nat's.

Steve: Okay, let's go.

Tony: Wait! What do I do? You can't just leave me. Loki will be back any minute!

Bucky: We'll get your number.

Steve: Can we keep him?

Bucky: No, we can't keep him! We have a dog at home!

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