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Hermione: can you please just apologize to Andromeda?
Bella: what’s the fun in that for me?
Hermione: please for me? You love me right?
Bella: I don’t like where this is going.
Hermione: just apologize this once so she stops sending dungbombs through the floo.
Bella: fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better, more mature person and that is not who you fell in love with.
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Hermione: I can only use the Time-Turner for emergencies.
Bellatrix, looking at her hotdog on the ground: Hermione, please.
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Andy: Soo do you guys like each other now?
Bellatrix: *looks up from making out with Hermione* What makes you say that?
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Bellatrix slowly put down her book finding, as expected, heavy lidded amber eyes which met hers in challenge. She shuddered as a pink tongue made its leisurely way along the outstretched leg, before weaving its way around delicate toes.
Bellatrix: “Hermione! Mr. C is doing that… that thing again!”
Hermione: “He’s grooming himself Bella. Cats do that.”
Bellatrix: “But Pet, why does he have to perch on the couch and do all that noisy sucking and slurping right next to my ear when I’m trying to read?”
Hermione: “Yeah… do you know, I have no idea. Cats just do that.”
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Hermione: "No way. I'll marry you when pigs fly."
Bellatrix: *Throws bacon*
Bellatrix: "Now shut up and put this on your finger."
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*Bellatrix playing quidditch*
Hermione: "WOOO KNOCK EM DEAD"
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Hermione: "NOT LIKE THAT NOT LIKE THAT"
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Same age AU.
Bellatrix is the Hogwarts champion in the Triwizard Tournament (that explains her wound on her cheek after facing the dragon) and Hermione is her date for the yule ball.
Well, I don't know how to draw (and I can't speak English either, I'm using the translator) so I make picrews of them.
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Bellatrix: I'd like to hit your face, with my face.
Hermione: Is that a threat?
Andromeda: No I think she's trying to tell you she wants to kiss you.
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Hermione: Bella. Darling. Sweetheart. Light of my life
Bellatrix: You're angry with me, aren't you?
Hermione, smiling sweetly: Livid
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Yeah, just hold that thought😎
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Bellatrix: just accept your flaws. It has really worked wonders for me.
Andromeda: you accepted your flaws?
Bella, cackling: Salazar knows I have no flaws. I meant that I accepted your flaws.
Hermione: it’s worked wonders for me as well.
Andy:…
Bella: she’s talking about your flaws obviously.
Cissy, smirking: obviously
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Bellatrix: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of wickedness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into—
Hermione: You fell asleep holding Crookshanks like a teddy bear last night.
Bellatrix: HE’S MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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Bella: Mione?
Hermione, half asleep: Bella, it's 2am...
Bella: Hypothetically, what would happen to a person if they drank bleach?
Hermione: Hypothetically, I'll hide your knife collection if you don't let me sleep.
Bella: Understood.
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Hermione: Hey, can you zip me?
Bellatrix: Sure.
Hermione:
Hermione: Up, Bella.
Bellatrix: Right, sorry.
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