linda: admit it, you like my husband!
john: oh, come on. i mean, am i attracted to him? sure. do my days feel better when i’m around him? yeah. does he get me in ways no one ever has? indubitably. do i fantasize about him? yes, but only in two positions. look, am i the kind of person who would try to steal someone else’s man? sure, of course, but do i like him? the answer is no, you’ve got nothing to worry about.
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George: Life hack: Allow yourself 8-12 hours of alone time sitting in nature in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.
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John: *has accidentally taken lsd, is having a bad trip, is clearly distressed and has to be stopped by George M. from jumping off the roof of Abbey Road Studios*
Paul: oh shit. John’s in trouble.
Paul: I should do something to help him.
Paul: ...
Paul: ...
Paul: *takes some lsd too*
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John: I'm beginning to understand why roosters wake up and scream first thing in the morning
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Brian: John isn't answering his phone.
Paul: I'll call.
George: Brian and I each tried six times, what makes you thi-
John: Hello?
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john: i did meet some of the most insufferable people. but, they also met me.
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So here’s an oldie but a goodie
The excerpt is from a series of Beatles one-shots on Wattpad that has since been deleted :(
Also hello to anyone who is still around, long time no see 👋
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I have it on good authority that the Beatles were at the birth of christ…
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Ringo: “What if I flop?”
George: “What if you ✨slay?✨”
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hello. i have a beatles quote blog now too. check out @beatlesdiscord for bug milkshake
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paul: i love murder mysteries
john: i've been a suspect in four murder cases
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George: We all have a head, a body, a neck, and a sound hole, so technically we're all ukuleles.
Ringo: … Why does that somehow make sense?
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Architect: do you have any design ideas for your home?
Me: it’s complicated.
Architect: well, I need you to tell me. I am designing your home.
Me: okay, so you know the Beatles house from Help…
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Paul: Do you think there really is a God?
John: Well, someone is out to get me.
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Ringo: Why are John and Paul sitting with their backs to each other?
George: They had a fight.
Ringo: Then why are they holding hands?
George: They get sad when they fight.
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john: you like me? you like my personality?
paul: i was surprised, too.
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