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incorrect-azur-lane · 2 years
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Prince of Wales, [to Prinz Eugen]: When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn’t mean mocking ones.
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sure-same · 4 days
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Warspite: I used to perform in an orchestra
Elizabeth: oh? And what did you play?
Warspite: cannons.
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lauxantille · 2 years
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Bismarck: I want to go into STEM (science, technology, engineering, and mathematics)
Prinz Eugen: I want to go into STEM (spreading rumors, telling lies, exaggerating, and misinformation)
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It’s cold out!
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Hungry like the wolf
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Let me have ships about me that are fat; Sleek-bridgéd ships and such as sleep o’ nights:
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Yond Ashigara has a lean and hungry look; She thinks too much: such ships are dangerous.
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Prinz Eugen: Im gonna say the S word.
Prinz Eugen: Shit.
Scharnhorst: WHAT THE FUUUCK DONT SAY THAT!
Deutschland: STOP FUCKING SWEARING!
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Hipper: Nothing happened today. Wanna play uno, and I can make that my post mission report?
Eugen: I don't have uno, so go fuck off
Hipper: everyone has uno, dumpkoff. It came free with your fucking rigging
Eugen: I didn't get it, I have the oldest rigging known to man
Hipper: no you don't. I bought mine on day one, you baka
Eugen: well mine didn't have it
Hipper: you have uno, you fucking dick!
Eugen: I don't have it-
Hipper: YOU HAVE UNO!
Eugen: I don't have fucking Uno, schwester!
Hipper: GO TO THE DRYDOCK, AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO INSTALL IT FOR FREE!
Eugen: I don't have two! I don't have 3, I don't have 4!
Hipper: YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER! THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT, IT'S A FUCKING CARD GAME!
Eugen: I don't have 8! I don't have 9
Hipper: IT'S FREE! IT'S FREE, AND IT'S FUN!
Blucher: is this going on the post mission report?
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Shoukaku: of course I'm scared of Akagi, you know I have a fear of clowns!
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Clemenceau: Marco Polo! We have history, but I don't want to talk about it.
Flandre: okay. I don't really want to pry or anything
Clemenceau: the year was 2XXX! It was my very first case. And there in the prosecutor's stand was Marco Polo. My very first kiss. I got thrown out for kissing the prosecution, but sometimes you have to follow your heart!
Flandre: um…
Clemenceau: and that was the third time I lost my lawyer license. License? Is that how it works?
Flandre: the term is disbarred. And, wait, I'm confused. What are your opinions on her?
Clemenceau: oh, they're incredibly neutral.
Flandre: what does incredible neutrality feel like?
Clemenceau: do you know that feeling when you sit down at a diner, see a ketchup bottle that's not Hein's, and you're like "that'll probably be fine" and then it is?
Flandre: honestly? No, no I don't.
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Vestal: band-aid? How come they're entitled to medical benefits?
Hornet: New York? Is it better than the first one?
Blucher: world's best pizza? Pizza finally made it… that beautiful bastard
Akagi: the Geneva convention? Did we buy tickets this year?
Richelieu: half life? Why not the full one?
King George V: cancel culture? Why? Culture is so beautiful
Zara: salad dressing? Well, I suppose we should give them some privacy
Yat Sen: psychotherapist? Maybe it's time to get a new therapist
Sovetskaya: everyone tells me to watch my mouth? Why would I do that? Is there siren in sovetskaya throat?
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Princeton: you're gonna love this TV program
Reno: this is just the evening news
Guam: breaking news! A carrier has blown up the Pentagon!
Reno: what did you do?!
Princeton: surprise! Let me give you a criminal kiss! Mwah!
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Yorktown: Naval HQ, if you secede from this nation I will secede your head from the rest of your body
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Compiler: whoever's been praying on my downfall, please stop, you won.
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Golden Hind: sex and gender are the same thing, you say? That's funny, I don't remember having gender with your mom last night
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Monarch: what's that music from?
Vanguard: oh, it's from a Japanese band called-
Monarch: no. What is it from?
Vanguard: …Naruto
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