#incorrect aul quotes

[overlord-of-fantasy]

Melkor goes wild

Melkor: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Gothmog: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Melkor: I was angry and envious of Aule so I lazily seduced his Maia and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Gothmog: You forgot pride. Melkor: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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[incorrect-tolkien-quotes]

Sauron: Do you want me to seduce Morgoth?

Aulë: How would that help?

Sauron: I don't know, I just want to see if I can do it.

#angbang #Sauron #mairon #melkor #morgoth #aule #the valar #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes

[cilil]

Aulë: You want to forge with these nails??? Mairon: (holds up his hand, displaying his long, golden, claw-like nails) These ARE forged, Aulë

#mai's fun and ethical life hacks #the infamous golden nails #mairon #sauron #aule #aulë #ainurin nail art #crack #silm crack #shitpost #incorrect quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #ainur #silmarillion

[incorrectringsofpower]

Aulë: What have you done to my son?! Pharazôn: Improved his life? Aulë: What's the one thing you know about Maiar?! Pharazôn: ...That they're powerful? Aulë: Yes, and so are their emotions! I wasn't making his life boring, I was making his life calm! You have to keep Maiar calm! Pharazôn: Why? Aulë: Because if you don't, then that happens! [In the distance, Sauron is attacking Númenor and causing destruction] Sauron: IS THIS BORING, OR THIS?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS BORING?! CALL ME BORING NOW! [Swipes down Tar-Míriel's palace] IS THIS BORING?!

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[livielfinarfiniel]

Aule: What would you feel if you shot someone?

Mairon: recoil

Aule: *chokes on his drink*

Melkor: *proud and in love*

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[alders-quotes]

Mairon: I want to change the world

Aulë: For the better?

Mairon:

Aulë: Answer me.

#incorrect quotes #sauron #aule #silmarillion #just realized i spelled mairon wrong #mairon

[nurantarenendurath]

Misunderstanding

Aule: Welcome to our "Fuck Melkor" club, where we collectively say: Fuck you to this pathetic excuse of an Ainur!

Aule: Thank you all for coming, let's hear a few words from our newest member.

Mairon sweating: So... I may have misunderstood....

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[sakkuns]

aulë: you've been giving melkor a lot of attention lately

mairon: he was injured in battle! of course i'd give him attention

aulë: i was injured too...

mairon: then you should go to the hospital

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[sauronnaise]

Before "The Seduction of Mairon", the "Negociations with Aulë".

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[bella-alva-lovat]

Aulë: you can do much better than that and you know it

Mairon: nah we gays just wanna have fun

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[incorrect-angbang]

Aulë: I love my three children

Mairon: I love Melkor

Aulë:

Aulë: I love my two children

#angbang #well kinda #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect quotes #aulë #aule #he sees them as his sons!! #mairon #sauron #gorthaur

[overlord-of-fantasy]

They ARE like this!!!

Aule: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey! Yavanna: But I'm a vegan. Aule: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

#silmarillion #lotr #silmarillion memes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #valar #aule #yavanna #aule x yavanna #the original vegan x meat-eater relationship

[be11a2496-blog]

Valar: so valinor has darkened what do we do

Eru: seen ✔️

Valar: Fëanor has fucking made almost everyone evacuate to avenge his handiwork

Eru: seen ✔️

Valar: elves are turning against eachother should we interfere

Eru: seen ✔️

Valar: so we might have cursed them is that too far?

Eru: seen ✔️

Valar: You are not gonna believe this but Melkor’s plan is actually working

Eru: seen ✔️

Valar: Holy fuck nirnaeth arnoediad has happened

Eru: is typing... last seen just now

Valar: ok but men are more your specialty help Túrin at least

Eru: last seen a long time ago

Valar: so Ulmo guided Tuor we wonder if you’re fine with this

Eru: seen ✔️

Valar: the Eärendil guy is here, should we spare him a fuck?

Eru: seen ✔️

Valar: real shit has hit the fan. We are going to war. With or without your consent

Eru: seen ✔️

Valar: And there goes Númenor. We are fucking done with mortals

Eru: seen ✔️

Sauron: hey I’m you now

Eru:

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[space-hobbits]

Ainur Reunion Dinner:

Mairon: Daddy, can you pass the salt?

Melkor: *Goes to grab the salt*

Aule: *Also goes to pass the salt*

Mairon: (at Aule) You are not my father! *Grabs Melkor and goes to leave*

Everyone: *awkward silence*

Eonwe: Mairon, did you still want the salt?

Curumo: I think he has enough salt for all of us.

*Door slams*

Everyone: *more awkward silence*

Manwe: I'm an uncle?!?!

Everyone: nO!!!

#silmarillion #tolkien #melkor #mairon #angbang #valar #manwe #curumo #eonwe #aule #poor lad #incorrect silmarillion quotes #trying this because it wouldnt post the first time

[cerulean-shark]

Aulë: Curumo, please keep an eye on Mairon today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Curumo: Sure, I'd love to see Mairon get punched.

Aulë: Try again.

Curumo: I will stop Mairon from getting punched.

Aulë: Correct.

#tolkien #mairon #curumo #aule #incorrect quotes

[westerngirl32]

The AUL Crew Reacts To My Incorrect Quotes

Captain, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Veteran, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Stoner, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Player, trembling: What are we playing?!

Player: Like seriously, what are we even playing?

Veteran: Uno!

Captain: Poker!

Stoner: Pokemon!

(All at the same time)

Player: Oh god this is more confusing 😵

Veteran: Words ending in ‘ie’ just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Stoner: Eyy, homie! Captain: But then there’s cootie… Player: Die.

All except Player: W...what?

Player: I wAnT tO dIe

Veteran: Player no-

Player, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Captain: Gray. Stoner: Grey. Player, turning to Veteran: Now tell them what color you think it is. Veteran: Dark white.

Player: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU IT’S NOT DARK WHITE-

Veteran: It is dark white!

Captain, whispering to Stoner; I bet he’s colored blind.

Stoner, whispering back to Captain: You bet.

Player: Uh, Stoner? Captain is in the pool and I don’t think he’s waterproof. Stoner: What? Veteran: I think he meant, Captain is drowning. Stoner: WHAT?! *Meanwhile* Captain: *is drowning* Mr. Cheese: OH MY GOD, CAPTAIN! KEEP SWIMMING! Captain: I can’t swim, dumba**— *sinks* Mr. Cheese: CAPTAIN!

Captain: I can only drive ships :D

All: ...

Mr. Cheese: My NaMe mR. cHeEsE

Stoner: Fine! Judge all you want but… Stoner, points at Veteran: Married Player, who is bisexual. Stoner, points at The Gentleman: Left a man at the altar. Stoner, points at Captain: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer. Stoner, points at Mr. Cheese: Lives in a box! Mr. Cheese I do NOT live in a box.

Player: I AM NOT DATING THAT GUY-!

Veteran: TwT

Captain: DUM IS GAY?!

Mr. Cheese: StOnEr!!!!!!!!!!

Stoner: Oopsies.

Veteran: The floor is lava! Stoner: *helps Captain onto the counter* Mr. Cheese: *kicks The Gentleman off the sofa* Player: *lays on the floor* Veteran: …Are you okay, homeslice? Player: Not at all, I’m dead.

Veteran: ;-;

Player: U-U

Player: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Veteran: Aww- Player: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast! Veteran:

Veteran’s mind: :-;  Why    Why Player no like me    mommyyyy

Player: U-U

Alan be like: THAT’S MY BOY

Hunter: Truth or dare? Veteran: Dare. Hunter: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Veteran: Hey Greaser? Greaser, blushing: Yeah? Veteran: Can you move? I’m trying to get to Player. Hunter:  My ShIp HaS sAiLeDdDdD

Player: Hunter-!

Veteran: 🥺 ty Hunter

Greaser’s mind:      Whyyyy           I want Veterannnnn          Mommyyyyyy 

Hunter: UwU

Hunter: Hey Player, wanna third wheel on my date with Mother tomorrow? Player: Sure. Hunter: Veteran! Wanna third wheel on my date with Mother tomorrow? Veteran: Yeah sure. Hunter: Great! I’ve always wanted to go on a double date! Player and Veteran: … Mother: Hunter…

Hunter: 😅

Player: ...

Veteran: :DDDDDDDDDD

Mother: 🤦‍♀️

Player: That’s ridiculous, Veteran doesn’t have a crush on me. Captain: Yes he does. Stoner: Yes he does. Veteran: Yes I do.

Player: OH HELL NAH I’M OUTTA HERE-

Captain: Don’t you dare date my bestie he’s mineeeeee

Stoner: Bromance~ Nice-

Veteran, already crying on the floor:

Mommyyyy

My friend no like meeeee

I hate my life

#gametoons #among us logic #incorrect quotes