Jasmine: So you lied to me?
Aladdin: …that depends on how you define lying.
Jasmine: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Aladdin: Pfff… inclining your body in a horizontal position.
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Bumblebee: Getting in trouble a little early today, aren’t we, Swindle?
Swindle: Trouble? No way, you’re only in trouble if you get caught!
Elita One, grabbing him: Gotcha!
Swindle: I’m in trouble.
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Hades & Persephone: *having a dinner date at the House of Mouse*
Max: So, can I interest you in some dessert tonight?
Hades: Yeah, sure! What’s the most expensive thing you got on the menu?
Persephone: Hades, it’s the House of Mouse. Their food isn’t very expensive. I mean, even Aladdin can afford the food here…no offense, Al!
Aladdin: *secretly stealing bread from Jafar’s table* None taken!
Hades: Hey, do you have those milkshakes with the little specks of gold in them?
Max: *awkwardly standing there* …Um…no…we don’t.
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Mav: Prince Kazansky, do you want to go on a magic carpet ride with me?
Ice: Sure.
(After the ride)
Mav: So, what do you think?
Ice: You inverted the carpet.
Ice: YOU INVERTED THE GODDAMNED CARPET.
Ice: But yeah, I had fun.
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Iceman:...Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Maverick?
Maverick: Trouble? *scoffs* You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Cyclone: - GOTCHA!
Maverick: I'm in trouble.
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Jafar: What did you work out with Gaston?
Hook: Remember how he would sling me over his shoulder like a sack of flour?
Jafar snickering: Oh I will never forget.
Hook: Now I have to be comfortably sitting on his shoulder before I go with him anywhere. No more slinging and no more touching without permission.
Jafar: I thought you didn't like hunting with him.
Hook: I don't, fortunately fighting in general keeps him occupied and I can always use a big dumb minion. I stroke his ego, he does as he's told.
Jafar: That's so you, getting a big strong man to carry you around.
Hook: Can't I be clever without you condescending to me?
Jafar: No.~
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Scheherazade: Are you a man or a woman in this life time?
Yunan: A man, but a man in the same way that Kraft singles are cheese
Aladdin: You are so real for that
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Merida: Ella is gonna kill us when she finds out!
Jasmine: If she finds out.
Merida: If... I like that, that's good.
Pocahontas, appearing out of nowhere: What are you two up to?
Jasmine and Merida: *SCREAMING*
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Jasmine : I can’t believe you would do something so stupid and dangerous all to impress some princesses!
Aisha : it worked on you when dad did it
Jasmine :
Aladdin :
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Random person: Imagine liking Disney.
Me:
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"I'll show you a whole new world! Of PAIN!"
- Jafar
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Mozenrath is here to cheer you up
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Jafar: Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people weren’t trying to play with big, rusty hooks!
Hook: What did you say, bilge rat!?
Jafar: BIG. RUSTY. HOOKS.
Hook: Well, this hook ain’t just for attacking flying scallywags!
Jafar: Bring it on, codfish! Bring it on!
Persephone: *getting in between them* No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.
Cruella: Great, now the talking flower is going to preach to us.
Hades: What did you just say about my wife!?
*cue the villains fighting each other*
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[Thor crashing the window]
Valkyrie : there are stairs you know
Thor : where's the fun in that?
[Thor jumps out of window]
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