Kaname: Everybody! Bathroom! Now!
Kanames Inner Circle: *Comes rushing in*
Senri: What’s up dad?
Takuma: What Kaname?
Kaname: Is someone playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel still damp? *Points to a wet blue towel*
Takuma: Because it’s not your towel. It’s my towel, Kaname.
Kaname: No it’s not your towel, your towels the red one.
Takuma: I’ll tell you this, Kaname. * Pointing to the red towel* I’ve never used that one, *Now points to the blue towel* but I do use that one every single day.
Kaname, beginning to cover his mouth: Oh god...
Hanabusa: *Rubbing his face on the red towel* This ones all warm and fluffy, it’s like it’s been in the sun forever!
Kaname: *Looking horrified*
Akatsuki, stifling a laugh: This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel
Ruka, smirking: Intimate
Kaname: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?
Takuma: What do you mean am I-
Kaname: How can you think this is your towel!? Do you even wash it?!
Takuma: No I don’t wash the towel? The towel washes me! Who washes a towel?
Rima: You never wash-
Takuma, looking at Rima: You wash your towel?
Kaname, exasperated: YOU NEVER WASHED THE TOWEL!?
Takuma: What am I gonna do, wash the shower next?!
Takuma: Wash a bar of soap?! You gotta think here pal!
Kaname: I am FURIOUS right now!
Takuma: I get out of the shower! I’m clean as damn baby! And I use the towel!
Kaname: Let me ask you this, have you been wearing my underpants?
Takuma: Sometimes yeah, who cares?!
Everyone Else: *Looks at each other horrified*
Kaname: *Gags again*
Takuma: You guys don’t wear each other’s underpants? Your lying!
Takuma: We all wear eachother’s underwear!
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