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#incorrect aio quotes
the-doodle-nerd · 8 months
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Jillian: I actually have a black belt.
Connie: In what, karate?
Jillian: No, from Gucci
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Sera: He looked at me the way all women want to be looked at.
Aios: Aww.
Sera: With fear in his eyes.
Aios:
Bele: Aww.
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(Jellyfish) *after being threatened* Nah. You talk big. Nah. You're ordinary. You're on the side of the angels.
(Richard) Oh, I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them.
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clearly, the generator is in the AIO fandom.
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missdrummond · 3 months
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AiO Thought of the Week
Jay: I truly believe that Smouse Miracle Water can solve all your problems.
Jay: Weight loss? Drink water.
Jay: Clear skin? Drink water.
Wyatt(staring off into the middle distance): Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Jay: . . .
Jay: Well that too.
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Gold: Our grand opening is in three weeks. Turn around and show 'em, Gideon.
Gideon: Okay.
Zelena: Opens in three "weks?"
Gold: Uh, that's supposed to be three weeks. Gideon!
Gideon: They got the point!
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snowcrystaltodoroki · 2 years
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Obanai:Coming up on really scary places, we put three friends to the test! Theses friends are staying five nights at Freddy Fazbear pizza! Let's meet the contestants,babe
Aio:I think we can do this I'm not scared I'm a perfectionist
Shinobu:Are there ghosts here? I've ghosted a lot of guys, so I have experience
Mitsuri:Scary places are scary, but what's even scarier is bad make up,Buy my new make up kit,Glow glow glow at-
Obanai:Will they survive Five Night's at Freddy's? Let's do it!?
Shinobu:Okay I think it's recording
Mitsuri:So not only did Obanai make us come on this show, we have to work the camera's too?
Aio:So not watermelon
Shinobu:This place is gross
Mitsuri:Literally, no one has cleaned this place in like, years
Aio:Oh my god, can we breathe in a disease here?!
Mitsuri:How do you breathe in a disease?
Aio:By taking a breath, Mitsuri
Shinobu:Why is it blinking?
Aio:What's blinking?
Shinobu:The computer
Mitsuri:I don't know Let's turn it on
(They turn on the computer)
(Static nosies on the computer)
Random person:Hello? I'm Prudence if you're watching this video, that means we're dead
Random person 2: Shut up Prudence, we're not dead. Hurry up and record this stupid video
Prudence: I was adding some drama Zack. Listen, you need to get out of that place! We almost died!! And there's- and chika tried to- so leave now before they-
(Computer shuts down)
Aio:The fuck was that?
Mitsuri:Her voice was so annoying
Shinobu:I felt like ripping my ears off
Aio:So what are we supposed to do?
Mitsuri:I don't know
Shinobu:I think we're supposed to explore or something
Aio:Let's just get this over with,get the camera's
Mitsuri:Wait, are we going alone?
Aio:Yeah, that's the whole point
Mitsuri:But it's super dark
Shinobu:Don't be a baby, Mitsuri
Mitsuri:Fuck you Shinobu, I'm not a baby
Aio:Both of you shut up, Let's do this
(With Mitsuri)
Mitsuri:Ew, whoever hired this interior decorator needs brain diarrhea. So it's like dark, but other than that there's like, nothing scary except this furniture and like the creepy, machine things behind me. I think they're called animorphics. Wait.., why are those curtains open? Okay those curtains were just closed
(With Aio..)
Aio:I'm in the supply closet right now... I think it's a closet for supplies... So many creepy things like this *shows picture of bucket and mop* Seriously, it gives me chills I just want to get these hours over with, and... *hears footsteps* What the fuck, Shinobu? Mitsuri? Mitsuri??
Mitsuri:Oh my gosh! What?
Aio:We're you walking?
Mitsuri:Does it look like I'm walking?
Aio:Just answer the damn question
Mitsuri:No, I haven't moved for like, two minutes
Aio:I heard footsteps I'm not crazy I was standing here, and then- oH mY gOd!! MITSURI!
Mitsuri:What? Oh my gosh, what happened?
Aio:I saw the fucking bunny!
Mitsuri:What are you talking about?
Aio:The bunny from the stage!
Mitsuri:The animorphic?
Aio:The animictronic is in the closet, Mitsuri, I saw it
Mitsuri:But there all on the stage? (Checks stage) oH mY gOsH!
Aio:I TOLD YOU!
Mitsuri:Somebody stole them!
Aio:We're the only ones in the building you stupid bitch
(With Shinobu...)
Shinobu:This is so dumb who puts pizza on the wall? *sees Freddy* No
Aio:Shinobu, are you okay?!
Shinobu:Yeah, Oh my gosh Mitsuri, did you steal the animatronics?
Mitsuri:No! What the fuck?
Aio:Did you see one of them?
Shinobu:Yeah in the bathroom
Aio:Oh my god
Mitsuri:You saw one?!
Shinobu:I'm not repeating myself
Aio:We need to figure out where all of the fucking animictronics went
(Freddy Laughs)
Mitsuri:oH mY gOsH!!
Shinobu:Ahhh...
Aio:Run!!
Mitsuri:wHyYYyYy What the fuck was that laugh?!
Shinobu:Giyuu?
Aio:Didn't they say something about closing doors or some shit?
Shinobu:It's the buttons
Mitsuri:THE CHICKEN!!
Aio:Shinobu hit the button!
(Door closes)
Mitsuri:We are literally gonna die!
Aio:Shut up! We need to becarful because the people said we need to conserve electricity
Shinobu:What does that mean?
Mitsuri:How can electricity be political?
Aio:What the fuck are you talking about?
Mitsuri:Conserve electricity? Is there a liberal electricity to? How are we supposed to choose?
Shinobu:We can ask Rengoku
Aio:It means we can't use a lot of the power supply, like keeping both doors closed
(Animictronic at the door)
Mitsuri:Aio, hit the button!
Shinobu:This is so annoying
Aio:*closes door GO AWAY!
Mitsuri:Seriously, it's just getting super titius now
Aio:We get it you're a robot, and you're scary
Mitsuri:Maybe we can pour water on them
Aio:Shut up Mitsuri
(Beeping)
Aio:The power supply is dropping, we have to open the doors
Mitsuri:No, they'll kill us!!
Shinobu:Wait, I have an idea *pushes Mitsuri to the door
Mitsuri:Shinobu!
Aio:What are you-
Shinobu:*pushes Aio towards the other door*
Aio:What the fuck?
Shinobu:There
Mitsuri:Why would you do that?
Shinobu:I'm using your asses to keep the doors closed
Aio:Shinobu that's the stupidest thing you've ever-
(Lights go out)
Mitsuri:Did we break something?
(Victory music plays)
Shinobu:Ew, what is this music?
Aio:That means we won,oh my god
Mitsuri:Shinobu, how did you know this would work?
Shinobu:I know everything
Aio:Ummm I think we broke the doors
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“I read the Hobbit.... in 1937 when it first came out.” - John Avery Whittaker (Probably)
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astudyinimagination · 6 years
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Since I know you like both Cabin Pressure and AIO, I figured I'd let you know I thought up an incorrect AIO quote thing based off of Cabin Pressure and it made me think of you. (What I thought of was the part Arthur failing at calling his Dad brilliant and ended up saying he was "all right" with Wooton as Arthur.)
OH MY GOSH THAT WORKS SO WELL. O.OYOU ARE BRILLIANT. :D
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harlowdoylepi · 2 years
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Tasha: *to Mustafa* Move. Or you will be moved.
Jason: As entertaining as that would be, you really should listen to her.
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Connie: I'm wearing weights to strengthen my ankles.
Eugene: Do they come in headbands?
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the-doodle-nerd · 2 years
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Katrina: Hey Eugene, does color exist in the dark?
Eugene:...WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT AS WE'RE GOING TO BED?!?!?!
Katrina: Sorry.... so I guess neither of us are sleeping tonight?
Eugene: We're not now!
*in the morning*
Buck: Umm..have either of you slept?
Eugene: I don't need sleep I need answers!
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Sera: I'm a very creative person.
Aios: What do you create?
Sera: Chaos.
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The strip for the Acolyte Saga I reblogged reminded me of an incorrect quote I had for Richard. Anyone wanna hear it?
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Alex: So you’re from Canada? Matthew: That’s right! Jared: Woah! The northern US still goes by that alias? Matthew:…no. We’re…actually called Canada. And we’re not part of the US. Jared: Sure! That’s what they *WANT* you to think!Matthew:…
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aiolentale
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cyberfairyblog · 3 years
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Vanessa: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Jason, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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