#incorrect agents of shield

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

Agents of Shield text posts part 2!

#i have so many more of these #agents of shield #aos #daisy johnson #grant ward #leo fitz #jemma simmons #alphonso mack mackenzie #alphonso mackenzie #mack #incorrect agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. #agents of shield text posts #fitzsimmons #agents of shield text post

[amelia-mariee]

#not my quote obviously #leo fitz #leopold fitz #the doctor #framework fitz #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. #aos #marvel agents of shield #marvels agents of shield #agents of shield incorrect quotes #incorrect agents of shield

[dreamingawaits]

Incorrect AOS 5/?

Skye/Daisy, lying on the floor of the plane, depressed: I'll never be an agent. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

Coulson, who is sitting next to her on the floor: Are you saying this because I said you weren’t ready to be an agent?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect agents of shield #skye aos #daisy johnson #phil coulson #source: unknown #k’s aos masterlist

[momentofch-aos]

*Daisy and Alya staying at May & Coulson's, having a girls night sleepover in the living room*

May : We'll be right down the hall if you need us, okay sweetheart?

Daisy : aw thanks you guys :)

May : Daisy I was talking to Alya

Daisy: but what if I need you

*May rolls her eyes but Coulson drops a kiss on her forehead*

Coulson : If you need us, we will be right down the hall Daisy

#incorrect quotes #incorrect agents of shield #agents of shield #melinda may #melinda may is daisy's mother and you can fight me #phillip coulson #daisy johnson #alya fitzsimmons #marvel #fanfic #aos #fluff #auntie daisy is my favourite headcannon

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

*Kaz and Wylan locked up together*

Kaz: We need a plan. How long can you hold your breath underwater?

Wylan: I don't know.

Kaz: Are you familiar with the term 'Slam and Cram'?

Wylan: No, and I don't think I want to be.

Kaz: How attatched are you to your pinky?

Wylan: Very, very attached, and before you ask another terrifyingly vague question, let me be clear. Any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn't going to work for me.

#six of crows #incorrect six of crows #six of crows duology #agents of shield #incorrect agents of shield #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #grant ward #leopold fitz

[tilltheworldblowsup]

headcanon that when daisy has a nightmare she goes to find jemma and they stay up until morning drinking tea and chatting and crying

#cel rants #bus kids #skimmons #daisy is traumatised #so is jemma #jemma simmons #daisy johnson #marvels agents of shield #incorrect agents of shield

[literalnonsense]

Mack: Okay, we need a distraction.

May: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making loud noises?

Everyone: …

Deke: *steps through crowd* My time has finally come.

#agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. #incorrect quotes #incorrect agents of shield #deke shaw #i can see this happening

[wrote-my-own-deliverance]

Agents of SHIELD as things me and my coworkers have said/done as vet techs

Daisy: *lovingly* girls on drugs 🥰

———

Deke: I just gave him a shot of Lidocaine, so in case any of us forget-

Deke: *slaps CAUTION sticker on dogs forehead*

———

Fitz: I think the anesthesia mask is leaking

Fitz: *passes out*

———

Coulson: No, May won’t let me answer the phones, she’s afraid we’ll get a lawsuit against us since i can’t keep my mouth shut.

———

Jemma: awww he reminds me of White Larry!!!

Yo-yo: who the hell is White Larry

Jemma: you haven’t met White Larry?!

———

May: *baby voice* oooooh are you trying to bite me? Are you trying to bite me?

May: yeah let’s drug the hell out of her.

———

Bobbi, prepping a dental cleaning: I’m going to steal your teeth! Yes I am, I’m going to steal your teeth!

Hunter: please never go to med school.

———

Piper, walking by: how’s it going

Davis, shredding paper: I’m having the time of my fucking life, thank you for asking

———

Sousa: *trying to lift a dog onto the surgery table*

Mack: swing him gently like a sack of potatos!

#aos #agents of shield incorrect #agents of shield #agents of shield incorrect quotes #incorrect agents of shield #incorrect aos quotes

[esmerxyaugusta]

[ maria coming back from a mission ]

nat: are you okay? are you hurt?

maria: *shaking her head* but i think i need sleep

nat: what, why? we have a date tonight *pouts*

maria: blood loss

nat: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T INJURED

maria: i mean my period, vagina blood loss

#source: unknown #marvel #incorrect quotes #marvel cinematic universe #marvel incorrect quotes #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff #maria hill #black widow incorrect quote #blackhill #commander hill #agents of shield #gay #tw blood

[fandomnerd9602]

Agent Hill x Y/N kissing/celebrating the Avengers win against Loki and Fury catches them

Maria gently hits the wall, her legs wrapped around Y/N’s hips…

The two of them kiss over and over again…

Y/N: talk about a hero’s welcome

Maria: well hero, don’t ever do that again

Y/N: I’m an Avenger now, babe

Fury: ahem

The two turn to see Fury glaring…

Fury: if you two are together now, I would hope you’d name me uncle of your future kids

Maria: already had that planned

Fury: then proceed

Fury walks away as Y/N and Maria continue their make out session…

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #maria hill #colbie smulders #maria hill x reader #shield #agents of shield #the avengers

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

Jemma: Where are you at?

Daisy: My limit, Jemma.

Source

#incorrect agents of shield #incorrect aos quotes #daisy johnson #jemma simmons #aos #agents of shield #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-multiverse]

Daisy *Sneaks onto the base at 2AM*

May *turning in swivel chair*: Care to tell me where you were?

Daisy: I was with.. uh.. Coulson!

Coulson *also turns in swivel chair*: care to- *keeps spinning*- May, I can’t stop this chair!

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #marvel #agents of shield #daisy johnson #melinda may #phil coulson #philindaisy

[dreamingawaits]

Incorrect AOS 6/?

Skye/Daisy: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.  Fitz-Simmons, staring at her blankly, unsure what to say: …

#incorrect quotes #incorrect agents of shield #source: twitter #skye aos #daisy johnson #leo fitz #jemma simmons #the sillies #k’s aos masterlist

[momentofch-aos]

Daisy : Babe, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Daniel, confused man out of time : uh… yes?

Also Daniel, but internally : the future is weird and I am unprepared for what she may ask me next

#agents of shield #daniel sousa #daisy johnson #incorrect agents of shield #marvel #aos #man out of time #agent carter

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

Six of Crows as Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. quotes cause why not

Inej: I was just looking for you.

Jesper: Why? I didn’t do anything.

Inej: What?

Jesper: What?

Inej: I didn’t say you did.

Jesper:

Inej: What did you do?

#six of crows #incorrect six of crows #agents of shield #incorrect agents of shield #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #daisy johnson #leopold fitz #six of crows duology

[tilltheworldblowsup]

jemma: my policy is if you see something, say something.

daisy: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!!

jemma, in the tone of someone who is used to daisy: outstanding. this is what I am talking about people.

#credit: unknown #jemma simmons #daisy johnson #bus kids #incorrect agents of shield #agents of shield #bus family #jemma is very tired