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Sorry I saw this tweet and immediately thought of them
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Sholmes: Hello friends!
Ryunosuke:
Susato:
Iris:
Gina:
Soseki:
Sholmes: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling.
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Phoenix: "I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands."
Edgeworth: "That's physically impossible, Wright."
Phoenix, cupping Edgeworth's face in his hands: "Are you sure about that?"
Edgeworth, blushing: "Stop it, I have a reputation."
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Phoenix: Do you ever get that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?
Miles: That's called arrhythmia.
Phoenix: I get that feeling every time I look at yo-
Miles: That's serious, you can die from it.
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Edgeworth: "Objection!"
The Judge: "What's the objection?"
Edgeworth: "I don't know what he's talking about."
The Judge: "Neither do I."
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Fulbright: In justice we trust!
Athena: In justice we trust!
Klavier: *thinking* wow... it's so nice that they have so much trust in Apollo :')
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Gumshoe: I told Maya to grab snacks for everyone.
Edgeworth, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Gumshoe, Maya, and Wright raise their hands*
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Franziska: You slept with a defence attorney?? You literally slept with the enemy!
Miles: W-Well! Your not in much of a place to judge, sister. Remind me of you relationship with the defence’s council?? 
Franziska: Yes, but I did not spend 24 years pinning!!
Miles: *eyebrow raise*
Franziska: ... I was only pinning for like a couple months, maximum.
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Oops! All Incorrect Quotes
Roxy: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! (aggressively throws Fizzy Faz cans)
Glamrock Chica: Uh... what's up with her?
Monty: She's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Roxy: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Glamrock Freddy, crying: It is working.
~~~
Sebastian: Don't go to the living room.
Miles: Why?
Sebastian: I saw a spider
Miles: Did you kill it?
Sebastian: I have two arms and it has eight! That's not fair!
~~~
Roxy: The door's locked.
Monty:
(Monty throws a chair through the window.)
Roxy: ...yeah. Perfect. Thanks.
Moon, who happened to nearby: Rrgh… Clean up! Clean up! (starts cleaning up the glass.)
~~~
Roxy: He can fly?
Monty: He has a wire. It's not that impressive.
Sun: Do you have to undermine everything I do?
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I'm gonna try my best here. (Based on an ask I got on my askblog...)
Apollo: The average person actually never gets accused of murder. Maya, Mr. Wright, and Athena are outliers and should not have been counted.
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resident rockstar adjacent prosecutor found shoved into his own trashcan more at eleven
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Turnabout Academy:
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hi i forgot i made these
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Edgeworth: "Being a man in love with another man isn't always romantic or soft or tender. Sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away, yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you anyway because he's a himbo with no sense of self-preservation."
Edgeworth: "Update: he has bronchitis. You'll never guess how."
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