#incorrect Stiles Stilinski quotes

[noyzinerd]

[After the pack runs into one of Derek's ex's from his time in New York]

Stiles: Oh my god, that girl was gorgeous! I mean, did you guys see her?!

The pack:

Stiles: Why on Earth would Derek ever break up with someone so beautiful? What was he even thinking?!

The pack:

Stiles: I know if I ever landed someone like that, I'd probably never let them go.

The pack:

Stiles: Aw shoot, I gotta get going or I'm gonna be late. See you later guys!

The pack: The pack:

Malia: So, are we all still pretending Derek's ex-girlfriend didn't just look like Stiles in a wig?

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[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: No one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone stiles: Hi :) derek: *sweating* Shit

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[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Stiles: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Y/N: sarcastic brunettes

Stiles, desperately, as Y/N bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Y/N: Oh! B positive.

Stiles: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Y/N:

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[scottywolf]

Stiles: Duck!

Scott: [quickly getting down]

Derek, getting hit: Ow! What the hell, Stiles?!

Stiles: I told you to duck!

Derek: How was I supposed to know that you would hit me with a bat?

Stiles: Scott ducked.

Derek: Scott is used to your crazy antics!

Scott: I have 10 years of experience.

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[salemsvlog]

This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team

Coach: Next, Elias Hale Eli: Hi- Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski Eli: I- Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line! Eli: But I'm not- Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you. Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played? Coach: So? Eli: … Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.

Later that day:

Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in? Eli: Actually, I did. Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up. Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname. Derek: … Eli: … *Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game? Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye. Stiles: Did he just- Derek: Idk, it's your kid. Stiles: But- Derek: ALL YOURS.

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[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Lydia: So how’s motherhood treating you?

Stiles: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.

Allison: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies

Stiles: What? Eli's fine. I was talking about Derek.

Derek, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

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[kiraxcute]

Stiles: Derek I lost the thing!

Derek: What thing?

Stiles: Y'know the thing!

Derek: *turns around holding Eli*

Stiles: *relieved* Oh there he is!

Derek: Wha-YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!!?!

Peter: Boy you better run

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[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: There is only one thing worse than dying.

Derek: *tears off paper above “dying” so now the board says "Stiles dying"*

Isaac: Stiles.

Derek: No!

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[sherlyskywalker]

and that, eli, is how i met your mother

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[alexquinn247]

Pack Movie Night

Stiles: Why me? Derek never listens to anyone.

Lydia: Just trust me.

Stiles: Ugh fine.

*later*

Stiles, to Derek: Can we watch the Emperor's New Groove?

Derek, blushing: Yeah, fine.

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[49311grayson]

[TW/Sterek] Pretty Please

Stiles: Please? For me?

Derek, confused: What are you doing with your face?

Stiles, blinking: Nothing. It's just my normal, innocent face. I'm not doing anything.

Derek, frown: Yes, you did. That look on your face. Don't.

Stiles, blinking quickly: Oh! You mean— THIS sad puppy look?

Derek, blushing: Nice try. I won't fall for that.

Stiles: C'mon Der bear, you know you love it and you can't resist.

Derek: No! You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do exactly what you wa-

Stiles, blinking again: Please, for me?

Derek: Damn it! I'm gonna rip whoever taught you that into pieces.

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Scott： *sneezes*

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[moonch8ld]

Stiles: How many kids do you have?

Derek: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Alternate-

Stiles: How many kids do you have?

Derek: (Cofused, wounded puppy) Me? Don't you mean we?

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Stiles texting Scott

Stiles: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Stiles: LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Scott: Please stop talking.

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[scottywolf]

Stiles: When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a magician. Scott: Tell them why you stopped? Stiles: I... I almost cut someone in half with a saw. Derek: What the fuck?? Isaac: What kind of kid were you? Stiles: I didn't know a magician was fake! I thought they were real! That's why I didn't become one. Isaac: That's why?? Derek: Not you nearly cutting a kid in half?! Stiles: The kid was fine. My dad stopped me before I could hurt him. Isaac: Poor guy. At least he's safe from you now. Stiles: Huh? He's standing right beside me. Scott: I'm the kid. Derek: And you still ended up being best friends?! Isaac: I take it back. What's wrong with the both of you?!

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[voidstilesplease]

Derek: I come in peace.

Stiles: I'm peace.

Peter:

The Hale Pack:

The Alpha Pack:

The Pack who owns the territory:

Every other creature in the vicinity:

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[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Stiles: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—

Derek: We’re married and you're pregnant

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