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padawansuggest · 2 days

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Obi-Wan: *sitting in a negotiation class, bored because he knows this lesson from his work with his master*

Teacher: Padawan Kenobi.

Obi-Wan: *ready to be used as an example for what not to do in a situation, as usual, sighs* Yes, Master Lee?

Teacher: What is that smell? I swear upon the force I have been trying to figure out which one of you smells like that for the past five minutes. It’s making me very hungry it smells like soup.

Obi-Wan: *sheepishly moves a bowl onto his desk* I accidentally studied though lunch. I had a ramen bowl in my bag and stole Garen’s water bottle-

Garen: Hey!

Obi-Wan: And I found out how to boil water with the force so. Lunch time.

Teacher: *head in hands* Alright. I’ll allow it because it’s not worth it to argue with a hungry teenager.

Obi-Wan: *knows fully well he could start openly eating a full meal in class with the strictest teacher and they wouldn’t stop him because he’s been known to go feral and start biting if someone tries to intervene while he’s eating after Melida|Daan* …thanks.

Garen: Ugh. Now I have no water.

Obi-Wan: sorry.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #smol traumatized boy WILL maul you if you take his food #but he might just cry instead and that’s infinitely worse #Obi isn’t sorry he needs liquids for the ramen Garen

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youretellingmethisdidnthappen · 3 days

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Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.

Y/N: I'm sorry??

Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.

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imdead2124 · 3 days

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Echo: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?

Crosshair : Why? It was important.

Echo: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Crosshair, shrugging: The people need to know.

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tattycoram · 16 hours

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Rex: Why did I become a single father of two? Why did I choose his life? What the hell was I thinking? Echo: *falls asleep in his lap* Rex: Never mind I get it

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obes-kenobes-benos · 15 hours

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Obi-Wan: My team is professional and mature. We-

Wooley: Is lunch ready yet? We´re hungry.

Obi-Wan: Yes, it´s in the breakroom. I bought juice boxes for everyone too.

Boil and Waxer in the background: Kriff yeah! Tooka Nuggets!

Obi-Wan: Be careful they´re still hot!

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incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes · 20 hours

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[at a restaurant] The Waitress: Police and kids five and under eat for free. Jacen Solo: [nudges Ben] Ben Skywalker: I'm a cop.

#jacen solo #ben skywalker #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: twitter

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overlord-of-fantasy · 1 day

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During a mission in a jungle

Thrawn: Why do humans have different blood groups? Eli, swatting a mosquito on his arm: So bugs can enjoy different flavors.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars memes #thrawn trilogy #thranto #eli vanto #thrawn #grand admiral thrawn #eli is the kind of person that attracts mosquitos like a magnet

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headcanonthings · 2 days

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Jango: Okay here are the ground rules. You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am a-okay being stabbed. Biting and scratching are ON the table. You can use fire. Obi-Wan: These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits?? Jango: Damn, babes, you got something really sick you wanna do to me huh~? You lil pervert♡

#mandos being mandos and flirting through sparing matches #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars #jango fett #obi wan kenobi #jangobi

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adragonsfriend · 2 days

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Dooku *about to commit fully to the dark side*: If I become a Sith Lord and start a war, that war will (somehow) cause the Jedi and the galaxy to change for the better. By showing them their complacence!!!

Random school guidance councilor Dooku just kidnapped: …have you ever considered writing fiction?

Dooku *eyes literally flickering between brown and gold*: what

Guidance councillor: welll, uhh, it just sounds like what you’re really interested in is putting people in situations where they gotta make decisions , you know? And writing is a way we can do that without anyone getting hurt.

Dooku: tell me more of this ‘fiction writing’ you speak of

Sidious, somewhere: I sense a disturbance in the force

Yoda, much later, reading Dooku’s latest high fantasy novel (clearly allegorical to that time he almost became a Sith): an idiot, my padawan is. But a good idiot. Proud of him, I am

#star wars #count dooku #yoda #darth sidious #Dooku just needed a little career advising I’m sure of it #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes

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definitelyhumansthings · 2 days

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the last few episodes

*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*

tech: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding omega .

crosshair : For the record, I already found them.

wrecker : And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.

crosshair : They stabbed me!

tech: I'm surprised they waited this long, crosshair . We've all had the urge.

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bisexualvader · 26 days

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#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown #star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader #anakin skywalker #sw memes #star wars memes #star wars shitpost #return of the jedi #aaphra's stuff #sw crack #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes

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galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes · 11 months

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youretellingmethisdidnthappen · 3 days

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Wrecker, on the comm: Y/N, I think I'm lost.

Y/N: Where?

Wrecker: I don't think you understand what lost means?

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 6 months

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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

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mmelolabelle · 8 months

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➡️incorrect star wars

#vader’s mask speaks a 1000 words #this is not an inaccurate representation of what happened tbf #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect sw quotes #sw: tumblr #darth vader #anakin skywalker #luke skywalker #rotj #return of the jedi #star wars #original trilogy

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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