#incorrect Celeborn quote

[growingingreenwood]

Thranduil, after somewhat successfully parenting Legolas, who is being A Little Shit: You're enjoying this WAY too much for somebody who cannot claim to have had a significant role in raising me as an excuse.

Celeborn: Oropher asked me to enjoy moments like these on his behalf, should the worst ever happen.

Thranduil: *Narrows eyes*

Celeborn:

Thranduil:

Celeborn:

Thranduil: Shut up, no he didn't.

Celeborn: Perhaps not, let's board a boat to the Undying Land and ask him, shall we?

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Thranduil : "I'm just curious, do you think with our advanced healing, we could actually drink bleach?"

Celeborn : ....

Legolas : ...

Glorfindel : "well... There's only one way to find-"

Elrond, spraying them all with water : "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

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[vildo]

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[averagenolofinwean]

Galadriel, to Celeborn: I went to Rivendell the other day, and guess what son of a smith I saw?

Celeborn: Who?

Galadriel, putting her head into her hands, two seconds away from breaking together: Maglor. I saw motherfucking Maglor. My half-cousin who literally fucking killed elves. In Rivendell. Elrond has been hiding him, a kinslayer, in Rivendell, the last homely house, safe haven for people who are exhausted from life, from me and you.

Celeborn:

Celeborn: Yeah sounds like something he'd do ngl

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[annoyinglandmagazine]

inspired by the classic fandom post https://www.tumblr.com/penny-anna/178677237688/penny-anna-can-tell-merry-pippin-apart-of?source=share by @penny-anna I wanted to try do the same thing for the Silm. But with everyones favourite half elven twins. So here goes nothing.

Can tell Elrond & Elros apart, of course they can, what kind of question is that: Elwing, Maglor, Maedhros

Could not initially tell Elrond and Elros apart but made an effort to learn their names & can now tell them apart: Celebrimbor, Cirdán

Try as they might cannot consistently tell Elrond and Elros apart: Gil Galad, Celeborn, Erestor, Finarfin

Can absolutely tell Elrond and Elros apart but pretends not to be able to: Galadriel

Cannot tell Elrond and Elros apart and not even trying: Thranduil, Oropher, Eonwe

Elrond: I’m Elros

Elros: I’m Elrond

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[braxix]

Elrond: You ever just...

Galadriel: Yes. It's just so...

Elrond: Agreed, but-

Celeborn: Neither of you even completed your sentences. Stop mind reading, please, so everyone else can join your crazy conversation.

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[istaricelebelasse]

Maglor: *somehow finds himself in Lorien*

Galadriel: I can’t believe I have to look after my kinslaying cousin

Celeborn: You don’t

Maglor: You really, really don’t

Galadriel: *already planning a new wardrobe for him* Oh woe is me, how fate has forced my hand

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[overlord-of-fantasy]

What a suprise!

Galadirel: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Celeborn and I are dating. Celeborn, Thingol, Finrod, and Luthien: *gasp* Galadriel: Celeborn, why are you surprised?!

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[aotearoa20]

Celeborn: I said you could bring Elrond to the council with you, not half of the free peoples of Middle Earth

Gilgalad : (close to tears) he doesn’t come separately!

Celeborn: (looking behind him) Is that then fallen hero of Gondolin!?!

Elrond: (smiling) Found him up along the way

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[ethulliel]

Galadriel in Doriath: It's always “I can fix him” this, “I can fix him” that, but what about—

*Celeborn waves at her from the forest*

Galadriel: He can fix me.

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[sauronnaise]

Celeborn: You have a coochie and I have a bussy.

Galadriel: Teleporno, what in Varda's name—

Celeborn: Varda? But you told me you were an Ulmo stan!

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[incorrectringsofpower]

Galadriel: Dear heart, could you give me the salt? [Elendil and Halbrand take salt at the same time] Celeborn: She meant me, you assholes. Here, wife. Galadriel: Thanks, husband.

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Thranduil : hei Elrond, I already told Celeborn to bring twenty five gallons of blood for our halloween party, and he said he already has it

Elrond : woaah that's a lot, where did he get alot of fake blood for us

Thranduil : oh-

Elrond : what?

Thranduil : you didn't say anything about fake blood

Celeborn arrived covered with a suspicious blood stain : here we go, the blood for you Elrond

Thranduil : CELEBORN HE WANT THE FAKE ONE!

Celeborn : AAAH FUC-

Elrond : WHO'S BLOOD IS THAT!!!!

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[caranthir-son-of-feanor]

Why is this so accurate lmao

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[carmisse]

Of the reunion in Valinor.

Celeborn : So, who is this guy you're dating?

Maeglin : Oh valar, are you serious?

Thranduil : Very seriously, we must know who is courting with our little cousin.

Maeglin : ...

Galathil : Spoiler alert, he is a Fëanorian.

Celeborn and Thranduil : What!?

Celeborn, entering the room at a moment's notice : Hey babe, I need your help with some things in the forg-.

Celeborn : Tyelpë!?

Thranduil : oh, that Fëanorian. Honestly you could have done worse.

Celebrimbor : I beg your pardon?

Galathil : You are forgiven boy.

Celeborn : II think my blood pressure is low, I need to sit down.

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[annoyinglandmagazine]

Elrond: hand me the people opener.

Celeborn: ...

Erestor: pardon?

Celebrimbor, annoyed: the people opener! just hand it to him!

Glorfindel, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Elrond: how do you not know what a people opener is? it’s pointy- you know? with a handle?

Gil Galad: knife. it's called a knife.

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