#incorrect Ariel's sisters quotes
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Question Canons
Questions are separate canon from quotes
There is no head canon for incorrect quotes; it’s random and I will source where I can.
the questions are set in the year 2026 unless other wise specified
Canon Members of the pack (it’s a rather large pack)
Stiles
Derek
Eli
Hikari
Scott
Isaac
Allison
Liam
Theo
Peter
Chris
Melissa
Noah
Brett
Nolan
Mason
Corey
Cora
Alec
Several villains i wont list, it’ll be at my discretion.
Coach Finstock
Wont answer questions for
Kira (She is with the skin walkers)
Satomi (another Pack)
Dead members that will be answered from time of death prior to 2026
Erica
Boyd
Gabe
Matt
Stiles and Derek are married
LIAM AND HIKARI ARE NOT TOGETHER. HIKARI IS 15
Alec gets into a lot of fights.
Theo and Liam are engaged
Liam is a bit spoiled…
Scott and Isaac are on again and off again. they are currently married, that might change in the future
Isaac, Allison, and Scott live mostly in Paris
Lydia and Jordan are married with a baby.
Scott and Malia are divorced. They have a son named Cody (14).
Stiles is the pack emissary. He makes a lot of the decision. He’s like a pack mom.
Theo is the weapon’s expert
Theo became a Buddhist after the war started.
Scott is Alpha
Stiles and Chris are the only ones who can control Peter.
Cora stayed in South America.
Lydia is the information specialist
Erica and Boyd are dead.
Liam, Corey and Mason are 31 years old.
Stiles, and Scott Jackson, Danny and the twins are 33 years old
Derek is 36 years old
Lydia is 34 and parish is 40
Lydia and Stiles have a Daughter. Her name is Ariel (12)
Noah is 60 years old
Noah Married Natalie Martin.
Chris and Peter are 51.
Peter is usually only telling the truth if some one is with him.
Melissa and Rafael are 50… I don’t know why but in my mind they were teenage parents.
Danny is the technology expert. He came back after Jackson returned.
Jackson and Ethan are married.
Corey and Mason are on again, off again.
Hayden never returned. She is happy with her sister and does not want to be part of the pack.
Derek is happy to let Scott and Stiles lead the pack.
I answer all questions as if they are post season 6… they focus around the movie timeline.
Kira is still with the Skin Walkers. She is never returning. I don’t like answering questions for her.
Eli is Derek and Stiles son, Stiles adopted him about 5 years prior to the movie.
Eli feels a bit left out because his fathers are super protective, but everyone else gets to run into danger.
Eli also feels left out because he is the middle child.
Eli is not allowed to date until he is 17.
Peter and Chris share an open marriage.
Kate is alive but stays out of Pack affairs as a favor to Chris.
Malia and Theo are in charge of training the kids in the pack.
Eli’s full name is Elijah Michael Erikson Stilinski-Hale
Peter and Chris own a chain of strip clubs
Theo and Liam own a bar.
Go ahead and ask me more. I will answer as honestly as I can.
I will be adding to this head canon as I go.
Wolf Pack show canons will be added at will.
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head canon and rule for questions and quotes
Questions are separate canon from quotes
There is no head canon for incorrect quotes; it's random and I will source where I can.
I have over 216 pages and incorrect quotes before July 6, 2022 are most likely unsourced.
the questions are set in the year 2026 unless other wise specified
Stiles and Derek are married
Theo and Liam are engaged
Liam is a bit spoiled...
Scott and Isaac are on again and off again. they are currently married, that might change in the future
Isaac is mostly in Paris
Lydia and Jordan are married
Scott and Malia are divorced. They have a son named Cody.
Stiles is the pack emissary. He makes a lot of the decision. He’s like a pack mom.
Theo is the weapon’s expert
Theo became a Buddhist after the war started.
Scott is Alpha
Stiles is the only one who can control Peter.
Cora stayed in South America.
Lydia is the information specialist
Allison is dead unless otherwise specified... may change after movie comes out.
Erica and Boyd are dead.
Aiden is dead
Liam, Corey and Mason are 28 years old
Stiles, and Scott Jackson, Danny and the twins are 30 years old
Derek is 38 years old
Lydia is 31 and parish is 37
Lydia and stiles have a Daughter. Her name is Ariel
Noah is 50 years old
Chris and Peter are 48.
Melissa and Rafael are 46... I don't know why but in my mind they were teenage parents.
Danny is the technology expert. He came back after Jackson returned.
Jackson and Ethan are engaged.
Corey and Mason are not together anymore.
Hayden never returned. She is happy with her sister and does not want to be part of the pack.
Derek is happy to let Scott and Stiles lead.
I answer all questions as if they are post season 6…
Kira is still with the Skin Walkers. She is never returning.
Eli is Derek and Stiles son.
Eli feels a bit left out because his fathers are super protective, but everyone else gets to run into danger.
Eli is not allowed to date until he is 17.
Peter and Chris share an open relationship.
Malia and Theo is in charge of training the puppy pack.
Sheriff Stilinski is retired. He spends most of his time with Eli.
Eli's mother's name is Monica
Eli's full name is Elijah Michael Erikson Stilinski-Hale
Go ahead and ask me more. I will answer as honestly as I can.
I will be adding to this head canon as I go.
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Stormbringer Crew Incorrect Quotes (Part 1);
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*After d3*
Lampwick:
Tiger Lily:
Hannah, surrounded by kids 10 and under:
Hannah: what?
Lampwick: uh... Who are they?
Hannah: Some of my crew mates!
Lampwick: but... That's a two year old-
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Harry *lunges at Luke* I'm gonna kill you!
Hannah *jumps in the way to break it up*
Harry *accidentally slices her cheek*
*Room goes silent*
Hannah *tears up*
Harry: Wait no—
Hannah *runs* DAD!
Harry *runs after her* NO! WAIT! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T TELL DAD!
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Parker to Cj: damn girl are you a snack because—
Hannah *jumps out of a barrel with a spray bottle full of a murky liquid and sprays Parker with it * NOO! BAD PARKER!
Parker: What the fu—
Hannah *sprays him in the eyes* NO, BAD PARKER! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER!
Cj *laughing her ass off*
Parker: MY EYES! MY EYES! WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THAT BOTTLE?!
Hannah: That's for me to know and for you to never find out. Now get!
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Isaac: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Hannah: General Mathematics 1st Grade Edition.
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Isaac: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Josh: Being a fish.
Isaac: Well, shit.
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John: We need a plan to beat them.
Isaac: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
John:
Isaac: Judge me all you want, I get results.
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Luke: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Skia: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Hannah: Self care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Skia: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
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Skia, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Skia: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…
Hannah: It was you the fuck.
Skia: It was I the fuck…
Luke: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Hannah: They the fuck.
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Luke *teaching his friends how to cook* This lamb is so undercooked, it's following Mary to school!
Hannah: so he can eat her fucking soul—
Peachy: Hannah no—
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Skia: I've never, ever, ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you.
Gaston:....
Skia:..
Gaston:...
Skia:...
Gaston:...
Skia:...
Gaston: WAIT, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
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Luke: This crab is so undercooked I can still hear it singing 'Under the Sea!
John *starts laughing *
Hannah: Luke, stop! We're literally meeting Ariel in five minutes--
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*on the Storm Bringer at 3am*
Hannah on the top bunk: Isn't it werid that we pay money go see other human beings?
Luke on the bottom bunk: Are you talking about Prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
Hannah, peaking over the edge of the railing: Glasses, Luke. I was talking about Glasses.
Luke: Well, how was I supposed to know that?
Hannah: Dude. I wear glasses. Your younger sister wears glasses! A lot of our crew members wear glasses! Why wouldn't you know that? And why was prostitution your first thought?!
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Treycor: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
John: What if it bites me and it dies?!
Parker: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, John, learn to listen.
Eduardo: What if it bites itself and I die?
Lewis: That’s voodoo.
James: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
John: That’s correlation, not causation.
Eduardo: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Parker, Lewis, Luke, River, and James: That’s kinky.
Treycor: Oh my God. I hate all of you.
Hannah*grimacing* I second that.
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Hannah: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
River: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Luke: She did.
Skia: All three of us where literally there.
Hannah: Shit, I forgot you guys were with me when I did that.
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Josh: I actually have a black belt.
Evelyn: In what, karate?
Josh: No, from Gucci.
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Darcy, to Noah: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Noah, motioning to themself and Skia: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Remi: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Peachy does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Skia: If Peachy were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Peachy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Remi: You jump off a cliff!
Skia: Gladly. Provided Peachy did first.
Peachy, in the background; NO ONE IS JUMPING OFF OF A CLIFF!
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Haul: Violence isn't the answer.
Alex: You’re right.
Haul: *sighs in relief*
Alex: Violence is the question.
Haul: What?
Alex, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Haul, running after them: NO-
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Isaac: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Haul: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Hannah: Oh, you’ve been?
Haul: Once. In Monopoly.
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Hannah: How petty can you get?
John: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Remi: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Skia: Only if you also don't ask why.
Skia: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Remi:
Skia:
Remi: This one is fine.
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Haul: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Hannah: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Hannah: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Remi: I don’t know how to do that.
Peachy: I don’t wear a watch.
Skia: Time is a construct.
Hannah, slumps her shoulders: I don't even know why I asked that. I can't even tell time.
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Hannah: I think Skia was right.
Peachy: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Remi: They wouldn't do that.
Skia: You're right, Peachy. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Skia: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Skia Told You So' on the back*
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John: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine.
John: i became more evil if you’re curious.
Haul: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
John: i’m going to get worse on purpose.
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Luke: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Hannah, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Luke: BLOCKED!
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Darcy: Someone will die.
Noah: Of fun!
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Luke: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Hannah: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Josh, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Haul.
Haul: How did you do that without turning around?
Josh: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Hannah: Fuck.
Haul: We've got to work on your cursing.
Hannah: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
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Skia: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Peachy: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Skia: No! Four to five seconds!
Peachy: Too late!!!
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Hannah: Welcome, fellow idiots!
Haul: Hello, Hannah!
Hannah: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot!
Haul: You underestimate me.
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John: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Hannah: Isn't that just killing people?
John: Ah, technicality.
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Hannah: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Haul: You're like 12 years old.
Hannah: I MIGHT DIE AT 24!
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*Hannah and Haul skipping stones on lake*
Haul: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Hannah, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.
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Hannah: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Luke: Oh, I’m always running.
Luke: The question is from what?
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Hannah, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Luke: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Luke: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Hannah, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS!
Luke: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Luke: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND!
Hannah, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ.
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Hannah: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Haul: You and me!!!
Hannah, tearing up: Okay.
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Hannah: What time is it?
Luke: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.
Luke: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune on purpose*
Skia: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING.
Luke: It’s 2 am.
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Hannah: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Skia: You stab me, I stab you, and then when our legs get better, we buy a big-ass house.
Luke: You can stab me too, then we'll have 30 million.
Skia: Good thinking.
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Hannah: What do you think Skia will do for a distraction?
Luke: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Luke: ... or they could do that.
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Peachy: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Remi: Tubular AF!
Luke: Mood to the max!
Hannah, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Skia, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
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Hannah: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Luke: 'Prettiest Smile'
Peachy: 'Nicest Personality'
Skia: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Remi: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Hannah: Oh cool, I got 'most forgettable. '
Luke and Skia: Excuse me, what?
Hannah: I got most forgettable? Why—hey, where are you four going? And why do you have your weapons drawn?
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Hannah: Anyone d-
Skia: Depressed?
Luke: Drained?
Remi: Dumb?
Peachy: Disliked?
Hannah:—done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
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Hannah: Time for plan G.
Skia: Don’t you mean plan B?
Hannah: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Peachy: What about plan D?
Hannah: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Remi: What about plan E?
Hannah: I’m hoping not to use it. Luke dies in plan E.
Alex: I like plan E.
Hannah: WE'RE NOT DOING PLAN E, DAMN IT, AND THAT'S FINAL.
Luke: What about plan F?
Treycor: We're not doing Plan F.
Luke: why?
Treycor: Plan F is Get help.
Luke: Oh. Yeah, let's not do that.
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Hannah: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Skia: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Hannah: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Luke: Actually I did the math, Skia would have $225, not $0.15.
Skia: Fam I’m right here....
Remi: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Hannah: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Remi: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Hannah: :(
Luke: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Skia would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Remi: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Luke: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Peachy: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Luke: Apply juice to what.
Treycor: Directly to the forehead.
Skia: Great chat everyone/
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Darcy: I’m going to take you out.
Luke: great, it’s a date!
Darcy: I meant that as a threat.
Luke: See you at five!
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Aquata: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Arista: Aquata.
Aquata:
Aquata: Listen here, you little shi-
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*Dazai and Chuuya eating ice cream*
Chuuya: How are you eating it so damn fast!?
Dazai: It’s just melting in my mouth.
Chuuya: That fast!?
Dazai: *smirking* I guess I’m just too hot
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Aquata, pointing at Arista's hand: Is that my ring?
Arista: ... No.
Aquata: I was looking for that!
Arista: It's mine!
Aquata: ...
Arista: ...
Aquata: ...
Arista, taking off the ring: ... Is it yours?
Aquata, taking the ring from Arista's hand: It is now. [Leaves]
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Question canons
Questions are separate canon from quotes
There is no head canon for incorrect quotes; it’s random and I will source where I can.
the questions are set in the year 2026 unless other wise specified
Canon Members of the pack (it’s a rather large pack)
Stiles
Derek
Eli
Hikari
Alec
Scott
Isaac
Allison
Liam
Theo
Peter
Chris
Melissa
Noah
Brett
Nolan
Mason
Corey
Cora
Several villains i wont list, it’ll be at my discretion.
Other members: Head Canon
Cody McCall
Ariel Stilinski
Claude Stilinski-Hale
Kate (hate her but you can ask her questions)
Coach Finstock
Wont answer questions for
Kira (She is with the skin walkers)
Satomi (another Pack)
Dead members that will be answered from time of death prior to 2026
Erica
Boyd
Gabe
Matt
Stiles and Derek are married
LIAM AND HIKARI ARE NOT TOGETHER. HIKARI IS 15 AND LIAM IS 31 UNTIL IT IS PROVEN OTHERWISE!
Alec gets into a lot of fights.
Theo and Liam are engaged
Liam is a bit spoiled…
Scott and Isaac are on again and off again. they are currently married, that might change in the future
Isaac, Cody, Allison, and Scott live mostly in Paris
Lydia and Jordan are married with a baby on the way.
Scott and Malia are divorced. They have a son named Cody (14).
Stiles is the pack emissary. He makes a lot of the decision. He’s like a pack mom.
Theo is the weapon’s expert
Theo became a Buddhist after the war started.
Scott is Alpha
Stiles and Chris are the only ones who can control Peter.
Cora stayed in South America.
Lydia is the information specialist
Allison is tentatively alive unless otherwise specified… may change after movie comes out.
Erica and Boyd are dead.
Aiden is dead, may change later.
Liam, Corey and Mason are 31 years old
Stiles, and Scott Jackson, Danny and the twins are 33 years old
Derek is 36 years old
Lydia is 34 and parish is 40
Lydia and stiles have a Daughter. Her name is Ariel (12)
Noah is 55 years old
Noah Married Natalie Martin.
Chris and Peter are 41.
Peter is usually only telling the truth if some one is with him.
Melissa and Rafael are 50… I don’t know why but in my mind they were teenage parents.
Danny is the technology expert. He came back after Jackson returned.
Jackson and Ethan are married.
Corey and Mason are on again, off again.
Hayden never returned. She is happy with her sister and does not want to be part of the pack.
Derek is happy to let Scott and Stiles lead the pack.
I answer all questions as if they are post season 6… they focus around the movie timeline.
Kira is still with the Skin Walkers. She is never returning. I don’t like answering questions for her.
Eli is Derek and Stiles son, Stiles adopted him about 5 years prior to the movie.
Eli feels a bit left out because his fathers are super protective, but everyone else gets to run into danger.
Eli also feels left out because he is the middle child.
Eli is not allowed to date until he is 17.
Peter and Chris share an open marriage.
Kate is alive but stays out of Pack affairs as a favor to Chris.
Malia and Theo are in charge of training the puppy pack.
Sheriff Stilinski is retired. He spends most of his time with Eli.
Eli’s mother’s name is Monica.
Eli’s full name is Elijah Michael Erikson Stilinski-Hale
Go ahead and ask me more. I will answer as honestly as I can.
I will be adding to this head canon as I go.
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Andrina: I'm jealous of you.
Alana: Well... *convinced laugh*
Alana: Why's that?
Andrina: Because your sister is SO much more good looking than mine.
Andrina: *walks away*
Alana: Wait, but-
Alana: But I'm your sis-
Alana: ANDRINA GET BACK HERE-
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Aquata: *zooming into Attina with her phone*
Aquata: A nerd in it's natural habitat...
Attina, not looking up from her book: Are you recording yourself again?
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Aquata: You could just admit you've made a mistake.
Alana, stirring her coffee: I prefer it with salt.
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Adella: Arista, in your opinion, what is the heigh of stupidity?
Arista: How tall is Ariel?
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Ariel: Arista, we have something to tell you...
Arista, mockingly: Is it 'you're adopted'?
Ariel: I'M ADOPTED?!
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Sebastian: PRINCESS!
Attina: Yes, Sebastian?
Alana: Me?
Adella: Here.
Aquata: Listening.
Arista: Yeah?
Andrina: Yes?
Sebastian:
Ariel: Which one?
Moana: Me.
Sebastian: But you're not even a part of the family?
Moana: *grabs Ariel's hand* Not yet.
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*Sebastian teaching Arista how to drive*
Sebastian: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
Andrina: *laugh* You mean, the prindle?
Sebastian:
Sebastian: The what?
Andrina: The prindle!
Sebastian: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P, R, N, D, L?
Andrina: I'm not a child, Sebastian. I know how to spell prindle.
Sebastian: It is not something you spell! It's a gear shift! The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW!
Andrina: You're making me nervous with all that technical stuff!
Sebastian: Oh, I'm sorry!! Why don't we just relx?! Turn on the radio?! Would you like AAAAM or FFFFM!?
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Andrina: At my funeral, I'm gonna have a trivia game with a thousand question about my life, and who wins will have my entire will!
Attina: Bold of you to assume I'll let you die.
Adella: I'll make sure of it.
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Adella: You could just admit you've made a mistake.
Alana, stirring her coffee: I prefer it with salt.
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