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iamharryhale · 6 months
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*Eddie and Buck being arrested in Austin*
Carlos: What’re your names?
Eddie: Don’t tell him Buck.
Carlos, writing down: Buck.
Eddie: Oh shit.
Buck: Good job, Eddie.
Carlos: Buck and Eddie.
Buck: Fuck.
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91-1lover · 9 months
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TK: Baby, are you coming to bed?
*Drunk* Carlos: No,thank you. I'm sure you're lovely but I have a husband
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Y/N: You know, Judd gives Grace flowers everyday. I wish you would do that.
Owen: Umm okay?
[Next day]
Owen: *Gives Grace flowers*
Grace: What?
Owen: Believe me, I don't get it either.
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sordidgaze · 1 year
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owen: let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
mateo: okay, but in my defense, paul bet me 50 cents i couldn’t drink all the shampoo
owen: that’s not what i wanted to- wait you drank SHAMPOO?!
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isastrxnd · 2 years
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Carlos: Hey Owen, can I have the number to your therapist?
Owen: Yeah, why? Is Tk bothering you?
Carlos: It's just... well, I'm terrified of this lizard.
Owen: Excuse me, what?
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pixiatn · 2 years
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Buck: sorry, I thought I saw a wasp
Taylor: do you love me too?
Buck: Excuse me?🤨
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TK gets a call from a buck who is freaking out
Buck: HELP ME
TK: omg are you ok-
Buck: I KISSED A DUDE
TK: …. CARLOS YOULL NEVER BELIEVE ME-
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babygirl-diaz · 10 months
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Buck: So I think I might be in love with Eddie
TK: Who is this? I think you have the wrong number
Buck: It’s Buck
TK: Buck who?
Buck: Buck from the 118 in LA. We put out a fire together and became best friends.
TK: We literally just met once and haven’t been in contact since.
Buck: Ha! So you do know who I am!
TK: Buck, it’s 3 in the morning here, I am hanging up
Carlos: You can’t hang up. What about his crisis?
TK: …How did you hear that?
Carlos: Impeccable hearing. Now help him
Buck: Is that your boyfriend? You should marry him
TK: I did. Now who the hell is Eddie?
Buck: My best friend
TK: I thought I was your best friend.
Buck: I can have more than one best friend, Teeks. It’s not high school.
TK: Teeks? I am seriously hanging up now
Buck: No, no, no wait. Help me!
TK: Fine. Why me though? Am I the only queer person you know? That right there raises some red flags
Buck: No! I have other LGBTQIA+ friends. I just can’t talk to them because they’re friends with Eddie too.
Carlos: You share friends? That’s a good start.
Buck: Oh hey! You must be TK’s husband! I’m Buck
Carlos: Nice to meet you, Buck. I’m Carlos. So you’re in love with your best friend?
Buck: Yes but-
Carlos: But you can’t tell him because you’re scared of ruining the friendship?
Buck:
Buck: How did you know that?!
Carlos: That’s an age old problem. You’re not the first one.
Buck: Okay, so what do I do?
TK: Nothing
Buck, Carlos: WHAT?!
TK: If he doesn’t want to ruin the friendship then what’s the point?
Buck: Is this some sort of reverse psychology?
TK: No, it’s a fact.
Carlos: What TK means is that you can't let the fear of ruining your friendship keep you from pursuing Eddie. TK: That's literally not what I said. Buck: But what if I lose Eddie? Carlos: Do you really want a friend who doesn't stick around after learning that you like them? Buck: You've got a point. Thanks, y'all. TK: Are you trying to sound Texan? Buck: Did I deliver? TK: No. *hangs up* Buck: Rude.
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hearts-4buck · 4 months
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I made a tiktok for editing, if you wanna check it out it's @ hearts.4buck
But anyways, 911 incorrect tweets!! :)
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padfoot0216 · 1 year
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(Carlos and Eddie walking into a room after leaving Buck and TK alone for 10 minutes.)
Buck - I know this looks bad-
Eddie - WHY IS THE TABLE STUCK TO THE CEILING!?!
Carlos - How is that even possible?
Buck - In my defense I was left unsupervised.
Eddie - You we’re with TK
TK - I was also left unsupervised.
Carlos, shaking his head - Yeah that makes sense.
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“TK: When I lived in New York, I was in this pick up hockey game and I twisted my ankle kind of bad. They called an ambulance and I called the guy I was seeing at the time from the hospital to come pick me up. On the way down, he stopped and met his friends for a beer.
Carlos: He stopped for a beer?
TK: Yes.
Carlos: You called him to pick you up when you were hurt. And he stopped for a beer.
TK: Well he was supposed to meet his friends, he stopped to tell them why he couldn’t.
Carlos: And had a beer.
TK: Yep. But see? You’re better than any of my old boyfriends. There isn’t anything for you to worry about, babe.
Carlos: Hey, TK?
TK: Yeah?
Carlos: I want you to know, that if you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.
TK: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a red light”.
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91-1lover · 1 year
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Judd:Making my way downtown
Judd: Walking Fast
TK:Hey Judd!
Judd: Walking slightly slowly because TK is short and he needs time to catch up
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Buck(talking to Carlos and TK over Zoom):...I've been working out a little more to impress Tommy. I'm trying to get like this [shows a cover photo on MEN'S HEALTH]...Check out those abs, aren't they fabulous? TK(under his breath, to Carlos): Was that...? Carlos: I think it was! TK: Baby's first "fabulous"!!!!
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thestarwarslesbian · 7 days
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TK, lying on the sofa in the 126 with his head in Carlos’ lap: Tell me I’m pretty. Judd, walking past: You’re pretty fucking annoying.
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