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obes-kenobes-benos · 4 months

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Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.

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sailorkamino · 1 year

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[after obi-wan was captured by seps]

cody: general! are you hurt? how did you escape?

obi-wan: i'm fine, cody. i managed to trick the torture droid.

cody: how?

obi-wan: i convinced it i have a pain kink and would therefore enjoy any torture.

the rest of the 212th: [stunned silence]

cody: ...do you though?

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incorrectclonewarsquotes · 1 year

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Obi-Wan: If I died

Cody, scrolling through his datapad: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

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thestarwarslesbian · 11 months

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Obi-wan, walking through the mess hall with bolognaise and garlic bread, dropping the garlic bread in the floor: This is sadder than when I was left in an active war zone, on my own at 13. Coby, spitting out his coffee: Excuse me? The rest of the 212th: whAt?!

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weirdnotal · 1 month

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Headcannon that cody and obi wan won't sleep until they've resolved an argument so some stupid stuff happens sometimes

212th just chilling on the bridge:

Obi-Wan: -_-

Cody: ;-;

Obi-Wan: ._.

Cody: :/

Obi-Wan: :(

Cody: .-.

Obi-Wan: ;P

Cody: *throws up hands and stomps off*

(Neither of them have said a word)

212th: w h a t i n t h e f u n k y a n d f r e s h

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sun-roach · 11 months

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Obi-Wan: Why do i sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?

Cody: … It was Waxer

Waxer: *gasp* Liar!

Boil: General, commander Cody was the one to take the tooka in

Obi-Wan: Is that so? *raises an eyebrow at Cody*

Cody: …General i can explai-

Obi-Wan: All you have to explain is this little guys name, my dear Cody

Cody: … Ver'alor Scraper

Waxer& Boil: Lieutenant?!

Obi-Wan: *laughs* Well… hello there, Scrap'ika *pats the tooka*

Cody: Careful, the ver'alor bites

Sinker: Sir we found this thing in the storage room *holds up a tooka*

Wolffe: Damn it Fox!

Boost: Sir? Did your twin sent it with you?

Wolffe: What? No, this is Fox. I told him not to roam around! But like the og he never listens to me

Comet: Pffft

Wolffe: Is there something to laugh about, Comet?

Comet: No. No. Its just… cute

Wolffe:

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curlygirlybitchachos · 7 months

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Padawan Reader

Y/n: Cody!

Cody: yes Ad'ika?

Y/n: When is Waxer's lifeday?

Cody: I don't know little one.

Y/n: and Boil's?

*Cody shaking his head*

Y/n: Longshot? Crys? Wooley? Rex? Tup? Jesse? Hardcase? Anyone in the 501 or 212?!

Cody: Ad'ika. We are clones... We don't know when is our lifeday...

Y/n: hm... My life day is today. So I can share it with everyone. And then everyone can have a lifeday!

Cody, close to cry: okay...

~later~

Obi-wan: Cody? Why Ahsoka, Anakin and his men with ours are partying in the hangar?

Cody, with a party hat: Ad'ika shared their lifeday. We are celebrating hundreds of them.

Obi-wan:...

Cody:...

Obi-wan: give me a hat cyare. *puts it on* I hope we have enough cake...

(Okay so it's my birthday and somehow I'm sharing it with at least 4 of my friends and some random kindergarten children and I think it's really funny. It feels like everybody has their birthday today.)

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kastarastark · 8 months

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Anakin watching Cody writing a mission report: In 'honour' there supposed to be 'u'.

Cody, on his 12 cup of caf: There are no 'u' in 'honor'.

Anakin, visible confused: Yes, there is.

Cody: No. There are no 'you' in 'honor'.

Anakin: I...

Ahsoka and Rex, sitting next to them while eating popcorn: Damn!!!

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tattycoram · 2 years

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Cody: I really like murder mysteries

Wolffe, trying to relate to his brother: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

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totallycorrectjediorderquotes · 2 years

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Aayla: Bly and I are dating.

Anakin, Rex, Serra, Cody, Quinlan, and Bly: [gasp]

Quinlan: Bly, why are YOU surprised?!

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obes-kenobes-benos · 4 months

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Cody: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Cody: *Aggressively throws water bottles* Obi-Wan: Uh... what's up with him? Wooley: He is trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Cody: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Waxer, getting emotional: It's working.

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help-me-obi-wan-ur-my-only-hope · 2 years

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*In the 212th barracks*

Waxer, whispering: hey, don’t you think general’s saber look like that when he holds it like this??

Boil: *gasps* wha- commander’s gonna kick your horny ass if he hears that! You can get decommissioned vod!! You can’t say something like that about the GENERAL-

Cody, passing by the door carrying paperwork: *crashes straight into the wall*

Waxer:

Boil:

Cody, flat on the ground:

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incorrectclonewarsquotes · 8 months

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Wooley: How's the Commander's head?

Obi-Wan: He's shown remarkable progress after some tutorials.

Wooley:...General?

Obi-Wan: Oh...you meant when he walked into a low-hanging pipe this morning. He's fine save for the wounded pride, my dear.

Wooley:...

Obi-Wan: Lieutenant, why are staring? looks over his shoulder Is Cody behind me?

Cody, sitting on a chair and nursing an ice pack

Cody: No I'm beside you

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thestarwarslesbian · 11 months

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Cyrs, holding a python: Mum, dad, I bought a snake! What should I name him?

Cody: You did whAT?!

Obi-wan: William Snakespeare

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moisesmyles · 1 year

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The Clones as Last Podcast On The Left Quotes

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Rex: Battle of Geonosis: a battle so fun, we did it again.

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Hevy: If everybody's fingers can turn into guns, no one is safe ever.

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The Clones during Order 66: The Jedi just don't take us seriously, which is why we need to kill these people.

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Hardcase: what about my maniacal laughter doesn't make you feel comforted?

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Waxer: There’s a lot of shit going on, and we're gonna do our best to keep you abreast of the situation as far as we can tell.

Boil: and you didn't even laugh when you said the word "abreast," i'm so proud of you.

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Fox: you guys have hopes? you guys are still holding onto those, huh?

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Wrecker: i have kids! i have me! i'm like my own child.

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Wolffe: always be suspicious of your brothers when they're nice to you.

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Kix: of course you can't trust the domino twins. they're always chuckling about something.

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Fives: General Krell got a vanity license plate on his ship that just said DRK JEDI. dark jedi.

Dogma: he meant for it to say dark jedi but you know what it stands for: dork jedi.

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pevensiechase · 11 months

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars Incorrect Quotes As Said By My Friends

Ahsoka [about Barriss]: I was friends with a murderer... ------ Anakin: Okay, we're not gonna eat cucumbers today Obi-Wan: Those are celery Anakin: It's the same thing ------ Obi-Wan [about Anakin]: Is he making a second Orbees pool? I swear, if he's making a second Orbees pool... ------ Anakin: I did jiu jitsu! I'm so smart! - [ten seconds later] Rex [about Anakin]: Anndddd...he's on the ground ------ Echo: Well, we should either video this...or- Fives: No. There's no other option. We're just gonna record it. ------ Obi-Wan: You just went from pop to Beethoven. ------ Ahsoka: Why did you use such a big knife for a strawberry? Anakin: It's the only one we had left! ------ Echo: They're already dead! You can't assassinate someone if they're already dead, Fives! ------ Kix: I can't wait to go to forensic science. And we're gonna look at more femurs and pelvises and humeruses. ------ Tech: The people in my physics class didn't know what a kriffing seagull was! ------ Kix: Wait, go back. That one. That one's the medkit because that's the symbol for bacta. Jesse: Wait, you know what bacta is? Kix, the literal medic for the 501st: *looks into the camera like on The Office* ------ Wrecker: And then they set the place on fire! It was hilarious! ------ Cody: My entire life is a joke. ------ Fives: I knew. I was just making sure that you knew that I knew. ------ Boost: WHY DO I ALWAYS PUT THESE SOCKS ON INSIDE OUT?! ------ Fives: Where's the cleaner? Echo: In the other room. Fives: This thing? The thing that looks like a goose? ----- *toilet flushes* Hardcase: HIYAHHH Jesse, walking out of the bathroom: *shrieks* ------ Fives: You want me to think? Do you know how dangerous that is for me to do? ------ Anakin: Chartreuse? It's a yellow-green. I learned that from Blue's Clues. And the color was chosen by a cat named Periwinkle. ------ Tech: I have no idea how football works. It's like "throw the ball, touchdown! 5 points!" The rest of the Bad Batch: Uhhhh, it's 6 points. Tech: Wait, a touchdown is 6 points? I thought it was five points! ------ Obi-Wan [to Anakin]: Do you see what Yoda says? Yoda is right. ------ Cody, reading paperwork: WHERE DOES IT SAY KRIFFIN' WALT DISNEY? ------ Anakin: Charge your phone, woman. ------ Hardcase: Oh, I knew a horse that did that! Jesse: That horse was autistic.

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