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toaarcan · 11 months
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Neo Metal: The first victim of the Robot Apocalypse says ‘What?’
Eggman: What?
Orbot: [Facepalm]
Eggman: Oh, fu-
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concept-sketch · 2 years
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Gus, tossing trash into a bin: Yeet!
Hunter: What's a 'yeet'?
Willow: Oh, It's a human thing, Luz taught it to us. You just say it whenever you throw something! It's fun!
Hunter: Uh huh...
*later that evening*
Hunter, throwing food on the ground for some animals, grinning to himself: Yeet.
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Tobi: I got the birthday cake for senpai.
Konan: It says, "Happy 19th Birthday Dave."
Tobi: Oh, he's going to be 20, isn't he?
Konan: His name is Deidara.
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papermartyr · 2 years
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Cerberus to Hades:
YOU ARE LIKE PAPa
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1941-crowley-slut · 5 months
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scottishmushroom · 2 months
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inaccurate good omens part 12
inaccurate good omens master post
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mmelolabelle · 8 months
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➡️incorrect star wars
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spn-lesbian · 10 months
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demon: I'm going to kill your husband!
Dean: my what?
demon: the angel *points at Cas*
Dean: he's not my husband?
demon: *slams fist* WHY NOT?!
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thatone-churro · 4 months
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hang on. there’s no way we’re revitalizing “are [cishet] aro people queer” discourse. it is almost 20-fucking-24. no. say sike right now. you’re all fucking ridiculous. how are we not only not over this, but bringing it up for active discourse again. and acting like the things being said are common discussion and not. blatant aphobia. which is homophobia. it’s queerphobia. did we never fucking learn from the many “they want us to fight amongst ourselves because if we’re divided it’s easier to ruin us” type talks that everyone was making a while ago. or was that a phase too. what happened to “anything not heteronormative is what queer is. anything with romance/sex/gender that’s othered from what society deems the “norm” is what we are. we are a community of outcasts because the greater community doesn’t want us either way.” what the shit.
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artpepkin · 6 days
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Silly inaccurate quotes doodle time <3
Nym belongs to me 🧡
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toaarcan · 6 months
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Nicole: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Sonic: What if it bites me and it dies?
Nicole: That means you're poisonous. Damnit Sonic, keep up.
Antoine: What if it bites itself and I die?
Amy: That's voodoo.
Bunnie: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Rotor: That's correlation, not causation.
Tails: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Fiona: That's kinky.
Sally: Oh my god.
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concept-sketch · 2 years
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Hunter: *holding a pot of coffee and a bowl of cereal* what if, instead of putting milk in my cereal I put coffee in
Darius: *walks past him and takes away the coffee pot* What if you didn’t
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stargazingtranquility · 4 months
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James: I love you
Regulus: love you too
James: …
James: …
James: …
Regulus: what?
James: no I? Just a thrown out “love you”? Do you take me as a joke?!
Regulus: here we go again…
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ferrarisgonewild · 11 days
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romancanine · 11 months
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I would give you some violets, but they withered all when my father died.
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Here since yall liked the first one sm
Part 1
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