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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: I got the birthday cake for senpai.

Konan: It says, "Happy 19th Birthday Dave."

Tobi: Oh, he's going to be 20, isn't he?

Konan: His name is Deidara.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: What's Tobi's real name?

Itachi: He's older than me.

Deidara: That's not what I asked.

Itachi: That's all the information I have.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: What's up? I'm back.

Tobi: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Deidara: Death is a social construct.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: Something's off.

Deidara: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Tobi: Rich, coming from you.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: Okay, so you say that you're creative.

Tobi: Yes.

Deidara: May I ask what you create?

Tobi: Problems.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: Hold the fuck up, senpai.

Tobi: It's me. I'm the fuck up. Hold me.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: Emotionally, I'm doing the laminated paper wobbling sound.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Zetsu: And that's how we are going to enslave the entire world.

Tobi: Who gives a shit.

Deidara: Tobi, come look at what I sculpted today. It's a goldfish.

Tobi: Fascinating.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: You bought a taco?

Tobi: Yes, why?

Deidara: At a moment like this?

Deidara: From the truck that HIT Hidan?

Tobi: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: I bet I could take you.

Zetsu: In a fight, right?

Obito: Oh, yeah?

Zetsu: IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: I can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one, Tobi.

Tobi: Manslaughter it is, then.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: Tobi, you need to shut the fuck up. My therapist is sick of hearing about you.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 3 years

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Tobi: Dude, this place really didn't pass the vibe check.

Konan: Deidara, I'm begging you to stop teaching Tobi modern slang.

Deidara: Looks like you don't pass the vibe check either, Konan.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: Bro.

Tobi:

Deidara: Bed time, bro.

Deidara: Come to bed, bro.

Deidara: Come snuggle, bro.

Deidara: Time to go to sleep, bro.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Deidara: In this moment or just my life in general?

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